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 Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, Kingdom Hearts, and Vampire Knight. age : 15 hair color : Dark Brown wit light brown highlights eye color : Brown height : 5'6" heritage : Mexican American, latina, hispanic (which ever one works) My info : So yeah i'm a texas girl. Not a big deal. I'm in high school now and hoping on getting a career in writing or psychology. I'm not really a nerd but not really an air head either. I like to read and write fantasy and what not. If you've read my stories you probably already know that. I love comedy!! And action but only if it is really freak'n awesome. And lastly i hate robert patterson, hannah montana/miley cyrus, and any girly bubblegum pop snooty girl or guy. P.S. sorry if this drives you nuts but i can't spell to save my life. Elizabeth's car here: http:///mercedes/MBHome.html#/onlymbMenu/museum/ Edward and Bella's house (this is what I think it should look like): http:///more_photos,idhouse,601.html |
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Random Foolishness of Itachi Uchiha by Lizzy231 reviews
Random Foolishness of Itachi Uchiha. You get it? It goes with the title. Fourth Chapter. Awesomeness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,368 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Itachi U.
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2148 - Favs: 3,610 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Ways to annoy the MarySues of Ipswich by Kos-Mos607 reviews
Humorous rants on the repetitiveness of this fandom. I don't hate all Mary Sues just the ones that use the same idea over and over again. Flamers will get their asses handed to them by a very disgruntled NASCAR fan who argues for a living.
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,416 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 4/24/2007
Truth or Dare: FullMetal Alchemist by Mon Petit Pierrot reviews
Question dare fic. Involves the characters driven mad by insanity, crazy dares and truths, and the high on sugar authoress. Read at your own risk. ANY AND ALL DARES ACCEPTED. You have been warned. This is still silver candle, under a different name.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,885 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Complete
Pranks! by Endless Dawn reviews
A random story including pranks, and your friends in the book, TWILIGHT.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 3/25/2007
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder by cryptic-yet-simple reviews
New Moon spoilers. Edward leaves Bella. 17 years later the two meet yet again, something unexpected comes from their chance encounter leaving everyone confused.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 53,148 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 12/23/2006
Things I Will Not Do While Watching The Covenant by Kos-Mos607 reviews
Once again, something spawned from my imagination when I was drunk. Tiny bit of slash but mostly it's just humor...and drunken madness.
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 2/8/2007
Bonding by IsabellaMarieSwan123 reviews
Edward is away hunting and Bella is stuck with Emmett and Jasper, games begin and truth or dare is one of them. Please Read and Review
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,283 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007
Know Your Stars: Twilight Series by Ghosts in the Snow reviews
A know your stars type story. If you've ever wondered what the characters of the Twilight series wouldn't EVER do, look no further. WARNING: Sever OOCness, sever character bashing, and totally awkward WTF moments inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 38,022 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Organization XIII's Member's Weak Point! by The Number VI reviews
Here you will find out the organization's member's weak point, with humor hints! [CH6 UP! Zexion's weakness point? It's hard to believe!]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,939 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Demyx, Zexion
Nobody needs Somebody by Halcyon Disturber reviews
RoxasXNamine:Roxas'summer is ruined by a punishment worse then death, he is forced to work at a girls camp as a jr. counciler. There he meets Namine and does&says a bunch of moronic and stupid things to get her affection.My first romance fic R&R.YA CH8 UP
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,651 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Roxas, Naminé
Camping with the cullens by Blahboredom123 reviews
What happens when Bella goes camping with the cullen boys? will Emmet go too far with his pranks on her? Will Jasper even be allowed to TALK to bella? And will edward let the big bad tree get her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,047 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007
Vampire Idol! by HolliiiCruiser reviews
The Cullen's have their own version of American Idol! It involves: cross dressing Emmett, Rosalie with a gun, Edward being emotional over Clay Aiken, Mike in a ninja suit, Edward as a horse, Emmett as a cowboy, and so much more!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,804 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007
Soul Rhapsody by LeMistressV reviews
AU Nightmare has returned & he seeks the shards of Soul Calibur to exact his revenge. Now Seong Mina, with the help of Seigfried, must stop Nightmare before it is too late. Can she trust him or will he betray her? What happens when she falls for him?
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,994 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 3/28/2007
The Birds and the Bees by Tee2007 reviews
Carlisle has The Talk with Edward so things are sure to go awry! The new chapter is finally here, thank you for waiting so patiently. Coming up next is Alice and Rosalie having The Talk with Bella, so stay tuned! Rated T for suggestive situations!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,989 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007
Organization XIII Advice Column by Xed14thKey reviews
Send in your problems and questions, and Organization XIII will help you and answer them all! WARNING: Contains randomness that might make your head explode! Rated T because I don't know what's gonna happen...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,537 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007
Bloopers and Scence's that you don't see on FMA by Scenro reviews
Did you ever wonder what the cast of Fullmetal alchemist did or said? or even what they thought of each other? Also there are bloopers of scenes just gone wrong. Enjoy! Please read and Review.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006
Biten Before the Truth by Hugs-4-All-The-Emoz reviews
When Edward doesn't come back for 18 months things get a little weird. Will Bella take Edward back when she falls in love with Jake? Or will she stay with Jake? Are her emotions even hers, or are they from someone who has a grudge?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,206 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007
Ways to annoy the Sons of Ipswich by Kos-Mos607 reviews
More Covenant humor from your favorite girl.
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
Bella and The Boys by Hugs-4-All-The-Emoz reviews
What happens when you cross twilight and the covenant. My story. Edward left again, she hasn't seen Victoria in a while. What will happen when she meets the witchy boys Reid, Tyler, Pogue, and Caleb at a pool?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,488 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007
The Magical Effects of Alcohol! by HolliiiCruiser reviews
Someone contaminated the lakes and rivers outside of Forks with alcohol, and it just so happens Edward is out hunting. This is totally random and RETARDED! Ever wondered if Edward wears boxers or briefs? Read chapter three to find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,334 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007
Comments on the Covenant by perfectjersey reviews
used to be a pseudocommentary, but now its so much more! not really, but there's another chapter of random stuff! read and be amazed!
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Complete
Know Your StarsKingdom Hearts Torture! by Halcyon Disturber reviews
Sora,Kairi,Sephiroth,Yuffie,and all the others muahahaha!I will torture them all!Guess who is first the pretty boy who is pretty annoying that all the girls want! MUAHAHAHA!Rating for language and violence. My second fic! CH 5 UP FINALLY!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Riku, Sora
September, 1918 by Hugs-4-All-The-Emoz reviews
What if Edward and Bella fell in love when he was human. Would they last though his transformation. All right know its a long shot, but please be nice. You must forget all about Twilight for this to make sense. I got bored.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007
Edward Cullen is a Dirty Dirty Disco Duck! by HolliiiCruiser reviews
FINISHED! I fixed ch. 3 and 4. so hopefully it is better.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Complete
My Dearest by Youri Kai Kamachii reviews
Cassandra/Raphael Cassandra expects to go on a mini adventure, but trouble isn't far and a French man saves her. Features Raphael, Amy, Kilik, YunSung, Talim, Seong Mina, and Hwang!
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,886 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/13/2007 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Cassandra, Raphael
Soul Calibur 3 Interviews by mirrors of illusion reviews
You send in the questions and the SC crew will answer them! Vote for the next person to be interviewed. First up is the one and vengeful, Setsuka! Plz R&R and vote for the next! There's a bit cussing in there so if you get freaked out...IT'S NOT MY FAULT!
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 3/8/2007
Emmet's New Pet by Vampiress19 reviews
I was really bored so I wrote this with help of some friends. I suck at summaries. This story is about Emmet and his new pet duck Quackers. It is COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,727 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
Demyx vs Things by Juno Eclipse reviews
Our favorite Idoit has his own tv show called Demyx vs. things as a Kung fu master he will fight in countless yet useless epesodes in live tv please review and see what you people think its really random.I forgot no flames pls.!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/1/2007 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Demyx - Complete
Twilight's Twelve Pains of Christmas by ShinningSilverLove reviews
This is the song The Tweleve Pains of Christmas TWILIGHT STYLE! Muahahaha! Rated T for mild language! ONE SHOT!...I know it's way past Christmas but I could really care less!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Complete
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The Dark Side of the Moon reviews
Two new students arrive at Cross Academy. However, since they arrived terrible, strange doglike creatures have started to appear. Suddenly people in town have started to go missing and being found dead a few days after. Could they be the cause of it all?
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2007
Forbidden Love reviews
Edward and Bella's adoptive daughter has fallen in love with Jacob's son but her mysterious past is coming back for revenge. What will she do to save everyone she cares about, especially the one person she truely loves?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,465 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
What NOT to do after playing Kingdom Hearts reviews
Stuff some friends and I came up with. Title pretty much says it all.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Complete
Things you shouldn't do after reading Twilight reviews
This is a list of things me and my friends came up with. Please read cuz it's really weird and funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Complete
