Demyx vs. Things.

Me: It's been quite long while that I have updated the chapters sorry about that.

Demyx: "Yes my time to shine!"

Me: "Yay whatever, by the way do the disclaimer."

Demyx: "Okay, Sayuri Tai, in Chinese Tai Sayuri, doesn't own Kingdom Hearts 2 or Square Enix."

Me: "I wish I did, oh yeah due to fan request Riku and Demyx might/will get to square off in this one but still it is gonna be funny."

In the backstage Demyx was pumped up for the show, (duh) as he jogged to the stage the random voice guy announced the entry.

Random Voice guy: "And now for Demyx versus things."

Then he was doing his cheesy "Kung-fu" moves. Suddenly the random voice guy quit. "I quit!" then Constantine was the replacement for the annoucement.

Constantine: "Today Demyx battles Riku. Uh why did they picked me for this." Said Constantine lifelessly.

Director: "Because you sound like Amy Lee from Evanescence and um… you're hot."

Constantine: "Whatever."

Demyx: "Constantine?! Is that you my love? I'm so freaking happy that you're here, I might barf from the tension Yo."(Irwin the grim adventures of Billy and Mandy.)

Constantine: "uh…whatever just go face off Riku or something.

Then Riku jumped in front the stage and dozens of fangirls squeal for the silver haired guy.

Demyx: "Man, why he always get the attention?"

Riku: "Having fangirls is not a good thing anyway, having them chasing you around and-"

Constantine: "Hey lets get on with the show!"

Riku: "Okay, okay sheesh!"

Then Demyx get his groove on bystarting off by Mao Tai a form of Kung-fu mostly kicking from Jet Lee's last movie fearless. Demyx jumped and made a kung-fu kick pose and looked at the audience with a smile, and Riku dodged it simply by just taking two steps away with no problem what so ever. Demyx just crashed into the wall leading backstage where an intern was drinking a cup of coffee.

Constantine: "(sigh) Riku 1, Demyx 0. This lame."

Demyx: (while finger in the air.) "Rematch!"