Hey!! I'm a horse crazy girl (more of an animal crazy 16 year old girl) who loves Heartland, Chesnut Hill, Twilight, and Harry Potter!! I do not own a horse of my own... I used to have a horse which I loved to believe was my own but who got sold... Life is never fair... I'm now writing my second heartland story but my third story in total... My fictional crushes are Ty Baldwin(heartland), Daniel (heartland), Jacob Black (Twilight), and Edward Cullen(Twilight)!!... (Not in order.)And I am the type of person that loves the books and NEVER compares them to the movies or series because it ruins the books for me so I just enjoy both things as different works... So please Read my stories! It makes me really happy!

Seriously people if you like the chapter or even if you don't REVIEW! It doesn't take much time. Reviews are the only reward a fanfic writer gets!

This moment: Writing Chapter 2 of A Typical Teenage Girl (for heartland)...

PS: If you have some extra time on your hands please go to you tube and check out the showjumping videos on the laurenbrookehorsefan page and tell me what you think so I can improve my riding!! Please do watch!!

Stories Written:

- Fool's Love-Heartland (complete) (Amy/Ty story)

- Love or Hate -Harry Potter (Complete) (Lily Evans/ James Potter)

Stories in Progress:

- A Tipical Teeneage Girl- Heartland (Amy/Ty/New Cute Boy at School)

Ideas for New Stories:

- The meaning of Life - Harry Potter (Harry/ Ginny and Draco/ Ginny)

- In love with my Natural Enemy - Twilight (Alice and Jacob)

1. Any nicknames: Greenie, Grinch, Peter Pan, Elf, Honey, Tofu, Pony, Dobby, House Elf,Duelfo, Cosa… and many many more (but most are in spanish…)

3. Favorite Drink: V8, Sprite or Seven Up, Ginger Ale, … I can’t think of more

4. Tatoos: No but I'm definitely going to get one! :)

5. Body piercings? my ears (the normal ones and an extra on the left ear...) I also want a belly button one!

6. Jobs? I sometimes excercise horses for others and I am getting a new job at a tea salon...! Yey!!!

7. Birthplace: Quito, ECUADOR

8. Favorite Vacation Spot: Galapagos

9. Ever been to Africa? Yes

10. Ever eaten cookies for dinner? Of Coarse (what could be better)!!

11. Ever been on TV? Yes

12. Ever steal any traffic signs? No but I love them…

13. Ever been in a car accident? No

14. Drive a 2-Door or 4-Door car? I don't drive a car... I'm learning to drive tho..

15. Favorite Salad Dressing: Just lots of lemon with salt!!

16. Favorite Pie: too many to say! But if I WOULD HAVE TO CHOSE i would say... Black berry cheesecake!

17. Favorite Number: 13

18. Favorite Movie(s): Any Horse Movie, A Walk To Remember, Letters to Juliet, Lord of the Rings, Shakespear in Love, AND MANY MORE…

19. Favorite Holiday: Summer!!

20. Favorite Dessert: Brownies and Chocolate Chip Cookies!!

21. Favorite Food: Sushi!

22. Favorite Day of the Week: Saturday

23. Favorite body wash: um idk

24. Favorite Toothpaste: spearmint definitely! Haha I DON’T KNOW! WHY WOULD SOMEONE ASK THAT!!

25. Favorite Scent: THE SCENT OF A NEW BOOK, Vanilla, and Lavander

26. What do you do to relax? Listen to music, Sing, Read, Horse-Back Ride, Climb Trees, Run!!

27. Do you have a message to your friends reading this? I don’t think any of my friends even know what fan fiction is!! hahaha

Fave HP characters:

Harry, most of the time

Hermione, as long as she doesn’t act pompous…

Ron, I love ron!!

Draco…Sometimes..

Remus, Sure

Sirius, I love him!

James one of my favorite characters!!

Lily Evans Yes! What would HP fanfic be without Lily and James?

Charlie Weasley … he’s ok

Bill Weasly … Yeah sure..

Fred Weasley I love him!!

George Weasley I love him!!

and MAYBE others, if I feel like it

Fave Pairings:

HARRY POTTER

Lily/James!

Hermione/Draco

Hermione/Ron

Hermione/Harry

Hermione/George

Hermione/Fred

Ginny/Draco

Ginny/Harry

Neville/Luna

Remus/Tonks

Ginny/Cedric

Twilight

Bella/Edward

Bella/Jacob

Bella/Jasper

Bella/ Emmet

Alice/Jacob

Heartland:

Amy/Ty

Amy/Strange handsome guy

Amy/ Ben

Soraya/ Matt

Ashley/ Matt

Ashley/ Ben

Others!!!:

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Place an X next to everything you've done. Remove it for things you haven't. Remember this is an account of your entire life!

(x) Ever gotten Drunk

() Smoked A Cigarette

(X) Drank so much you threw up (it wasn't alchol tho)

(X) Ate so much you threw up

(X) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.

() Been Arrested

() Gone on a blind date

() Skipped School

() Watched someone die (in a movie, but I don't think that counts)

() Been to Canada

() Been to Mexico

() Been to Florida

(X) Been on a plane

(X) Run away from your parents

(X) Been lost

(x) Been on the opposite side of the country

(x) Gone to Washington DC

(x) Swam in the Ocean

(X) Felt like dying

(X) Played Cops and Robbers

(X) Sang karaoke

(X) Paid for a meal in only coins

(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't

(X) Made prank phone calls

(X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose

(X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue

(X) Danced in the rain

(X) Written a letter to Father Christmas

() Been kissed under the mistletoe

(x) Watched the sunrise with someone you care about

(x) Watched the sunset with someone you care about

(X) Blown bubbles

(x) Made a bonfire on the beach

() Crashed a party

() Been skinny dipping (what’s that!!)

(X) Gone to the movies, paid for one ticket, and then snuck into a theater to see a different feature afterwards

() Ever float down a river

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-The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me coloured? Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

-On a package of peanuts: open package, eat nuts. (What were you supposed to do? Throw them at the people sitting near you?)

-I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

-I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

-The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide!!

-Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

-It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.

-"Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that."

-"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did."

-"When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate."

-"It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with."

-"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do,kill me?"

-" Life isn't about how many breathes you take, It's about how many moments that take your breath away"

-"One day your life will flash before your eyes, so make sure that it's worth watching."

-"Don’t mess with me I've got a stick."

-"Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls."

-"Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over."

Isn't this the best quote for an inmortal??: "Life sucks and then you die... I wish I were so lucky." From the Twilight Saga books!

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

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Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how he is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top

BIG HARRY POTTER SURVEY

Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?

Yes

Could You Prove That Statement In Court?

Definetley!

Have You Seen All The Movies?

Yeah, not so good really... especially the sixth one!!!

Read All The Books?

7 times each book

What Do You Think Of JKR?

She has teh most amazing imagination!!

Fav Weasley?

Fred

Fav Character, Overall?

James Potter

Fav Female Character?

Lily Evans

Fav Male Character?

James Potter

Group Of Characters?

Mauraders

Adult?

Sirius Black

Professor?

Flitwick

Ship?

James/Lily Forever!

Spell?

Expecto Patronum

Sweet?

Cocrouch Klusters

Place?

Gryffindor Tower

Couples? What Do You Think?

Ron/Hermione?

Yep

Harry/Hermione?

NO NEVER!

Harry/Ginny?

Love Harry Ginny!

Harry/Luna?

NO

Harry/Pansy?

Uhhh. no!

Ron/Lavander?

No way!

Ron/Luna?

eeemmm NO!

Hermione/Krum?

It's ok

Hermione/Draco?

Depends on the story.,...

James/Lily?

Yey!!!

Lily/Snape?

He made the wrong choices, and she didn't feel that way. James and Lily win every time in every way.

Tonks/Lupin?

Yes!!

Fred/Angelina?

Yey!

Bill/Fleur

Yes

Random

Have you Been to A Release Party?

Yes the seventh!

Ever cried while reading one of the books?

I cry non stop when Dumbuldore and Sirius die and I cry during most of the seventh book!!! (Especailly when Dobby, Hedwig, and Fred Die)

Had A Dream About Harry Potter?

Yes...

Been To A Fansite?

Checkmated but only once. I prefer reading FanFic Harry Potter stories.

Been to JKR’s Site?

Yes

Did you/Do you hide your obbsession?

Nope

Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?

Nope.

Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are alot alike?

Off Coarse!!!

Do you know what fanfiction is?

eee I am on Fan Fiction!

Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?

Are you blind!?

Do you read fanfiction?

Way to much

Do you write fanfiction?

yes of coarse!

Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?

Completely

Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?

eee... Do I really have to answer this quiestion... OF COARSE!

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite?

Peave but I'm not sure he counts, if not I like the Bloody Baron

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best?

Defence against the dark Arts and Charms

Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts?

Professor Flitwick

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most?

Seeker!!!

Who do you want to make friends with?

James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, fREAD AND gOERGE wEASLY, gINNY, lUNA, Hermione!

If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her?

Yes, I would use a branch to touch the knot and then I would go inside!...

Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with?

James Potter!!!

Post a character that has the same hair color as you do.

Luna more or Less (mine is darker)

What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned?

Black

What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned?

Purple

What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned?

Dark Blue

What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned?

brown

What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned?

green

Who's your favorite out of the Maraude

James and Sirius!

What subject do you want to be the best in?

Quidditch

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin?

Sirius Black! I love him!

The Marauders or The Golden Trio?

The Marauders!!

Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist

Peeves

Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes?

Honeydukes... I'm a sweet addict...!