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 Author has written 20 stories for Selfie. I'm also at : uebermenschblog DOT Tumblr DOT com SLASH heliza_clois It's rare to see beautiful chemistry grow betwen two characters, to speak also of a leading AM in a prime-time drama or comedy. We've had the great privilege of seeing this happen on 13 episodes of ABC/Warner Bros.' "Selfie". I know it's happened before on small- & big-screens, but it's still a big deal to see a true-to-form AMWF pairing, a long-held dream well written and brilliantly portrayed on screen. |
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Peanut Butter and Mayonnaise by julliet15 reviews
"If I were to look at our relationship rationally, it would make as much sense as peanut butter and mayonnaise." A short series of fluffy one-shots featuring Henry and Eliza at their finest. Rated T for slightly suggestive content and mild language.
Selfie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: Nov 28, 2017 - Published: Jan 5, 2015 - [Henry H., Eliza D.]
JustOneWeddingSelfie by Booshea831 reviews
In which Eliza realizes this is their wedding, not just hers. Please forgive any # usage errors. I don't know how they really work :/
Selfie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: May 27, 2015 - Eliza D., Henry H. - Complete
The Invisible Line by Capsaicin reviews
Creese, post One. He knows it. She knows it. But they just can't admit it out loud.
Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 64,342 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 46 - Updated: Apr 23, 2015 - Published: Jan 27, 2014 - C. Crews, D. Reese, Ted E., K. Tidwell - Complete
A Couple Things by silbecoo reviews
Henry and Eliza have a few realizations... one shot.. probably...
Selfie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: Feb 19, 2015 - Published: Jan 29, 2015 - Eliza D., Henry H.
Miss Supadupa Titan Hyphen Higgs by callmesandy reviews
Henry felt like he was slowly being swallowed in a black hole of Eliza created drama. But instead he found himself saying, "I thought she worked in her shared equity artisanal sandwich concept." (Post Series Finale) Henry/Eliza.
Selfie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: Feb 17, 2015 - Eliza D., Henry H., Bryn - Complete
Service Error by bambi1994 reviews
Henry and Eliza get stuck on an elevator together after an argument.
Selfie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: Feb 16, 2015 - Eliza D., Henry H.
Sober Torment by pleasesayitsnotso reviews
One Shot: Post episode 1x10 Imperfect Harmony, Eliza wakes up feeling rather worse for wear and in the arms of the man she didn't truly want to be with. Continuing on with the words of Henry ringing violently in her ears, she tries to avoid a confrontation with said man, however when they do meet things are harder than she thought.
Selfie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: Feb 10, 2015 - [Eliza D., Henry H.] Freddy - Complete
Ghosts That We Knew by Eienvine reviews
Eliza is coming to terms with her past and her future, and Henry is going to be at her side every step of the way.
Selfie - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: Jan 10, 2015 - [Eliza D., Henry H.]
Santa Baby by bambi1994 reviews
Henry and Eliza spend their first Christmas together as a couple, and Eliza has a surprise.
Selfie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: Dec 26, 2014 - Complete
A Lesson in Oral Fixation by bambi1994 reviews
Eliza's bored, and decides to give an oral lesson to Henry.
Selfie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: Dec 24, 2014 - Complete
Chandelier by bambi1994 reviews
An alternate ending to Imperfect Harmony where Henry stays and deals with his feelings regarding Eliza.
Selfie - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: Dec 23, 2014 - Eliza D., Henry H. - Complete
Sparks by theboyfriend-and-theprettygirl reviews
Eliza would never admit that Henry's relationship with Julia bothered her profoundly. Kind of how Henry always secretly prayed that Eliza's relationship with Freddy was nothing too serious. Will a night of reenacting and role playing scenarios lead to something more between them? HENRY X ELIZA (Will be Rated M for later chapters ;)
Selfie - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 62 - Published: Dec 4, 2014 - [Eliza D., Henry H.]
Of Happiness by Vinividivinci reviews
Another continuation of Blue Bird. How do Jane and Lisbon begin their new life together? What obstacles do they have to overcome and will they find happiness or will the past get in the way?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 158,352 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 104 - Updated: Nov 9, 2014 - Published: Aug 25, 2014 - Complete
A Whole New Chapter by PowerSchlumpfi reviews
6x22 Tag - Setting in after THE KISS. Multi-Chapter, including my wishes and hopes for season 7. He felt freer than he had in a long time, relieved, because he'd unburdened himself to her. Because he'd finally managed to admit what he was truly feeling. To accept that he'd fallen in love again and that it was okay.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,934 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 119 - Updated: Jun 10, 2014 - Published: May 27, 2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.]
Dreaming of Rain by 23Sammy reviews
"Is this it?" She suddenly felt like dying, dread and sadness settling so heavy in her heart, she almost expected Jane to gasp at the unexpected gain of weight on top of him. "Is this what?", he asked. He could barely hear her over the sound of rain on the roof. "Is this... what you've lost?" - Ties into "Dreaming of White", but can be read separately. Established Jisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,557 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 69 - Updated: May 24, 2014 - Published: Apr 19, 2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Dark Paradise by silversurf4 reviews
Post One imagining. Reese is suspended, Crews back in jail, Rayborne is back in play - what could go wrong? Rated T for language and violence.
Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,405 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: Apr 29, 2014 - Published: Dec 10, 2013 - C. Crews, D. Reese, K. Tidwell, M. Rayborn - Complete
Letting the Poison Out of the Stone by Entwife Incognito reviews
A dialogue between Jane and Lisbon, who have loved each other for a very long time but have wandered lost, maybe finding each other again. One-shot first posted on Tumblr, but re-worked here. K with one bad word. Disclaimer: I own nothing about The Mentalist.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: Mar 12, 2014 - Complete
The Gift by Idan reviews
Tag to Black Helicopters. "Jane was practically picking her up out of her chair and forcing her into her jacket, so she cooperated. It was easier than arguing with him. 'I'm going to cook you dinner,' he announced, to her shock."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: Mar 10, 2014 - [Teresa L., Patrick J.] - Complete
To See Him Again by Butterfly8272 reviews
Lana Lang finds more than she bargained for when she returns to her hometown. A Clois story.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 24 - Published: Feb 20, 2014 - [Clark K./Superman, Lois L.] Lana L./Valkyrie - Complete
Splintered by dees1 reviews
Clark is under the influence of silver Kryptonite, causing him to have paranoid delusions. He feels he cannot trust anyone – his parents, Lana and Chloe. Meanwhile, Lois is away in Washington DC visiting her father and Lucy when she transported to the Fortress by Jor-el who asks for her help to save his son. In return, Jor-el gives her an unexpected gift…
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,470 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 91 - Updated: Nov 12, 2013 - Published: Oct 15, 2012 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Oranges and lemons by Capsaicin reviews
Post season two. Reese, Crews and Tidwell, eventually Ted.
Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 68,587 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: Nov 1, 2013 - Published: Sep 10, 2013 - Complete
Eleusinian Mystery by vikinggoddss reviews
After Pandora, when Clark sends Lois back in time, she doesn't end up in 2009. Instead, she ends up in 2007, right after her and Clark's Red K adventure. Lois is pregnant and guess who the father is! How will Clark explain that after he told Lois that "nothing happened"! Watch and see. There is a *Smut Warning* in this fic...but it does have some plot too.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,555 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 136 - Updated: Oct 27, 2013 - Published: Oct 9, 2013 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L.
Sunshine by silversurf4 reviews
Sequel to Sarah - begins where Sarah left off. Crews & Reese throughout - departure from canon, but hopefully true to these fine characters. Rated for sex, violence and language. If you aren't old enough...don't read it. COMPLETED 24 Sep 2013.
Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 30,331 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: Sep 25, 2013 - Published: May 30, 2013
The Art of Sanctuary by starry19 reviews
NOW COMPLETE "But now he had to choose - love or revenge? Darkness or light? Loyalty to his past or hope for his future? And with every moment that ticked by, someone got closer to making that decision for him, only they weren't faced with his options. All they had to work with was life or death."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,127 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 163 - Updated: Jul 29, 2013 - Published: May 6, 2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Sarah by silversurf4 reviews
After the events of "One" Crews and Reese go to Mexico to figure things out, but things don't go the way they'd thought or hoped. Crews & Reese throughout - although it takes some time to get there.
Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,081 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: Mar 29, 2013 - Published: Mar 9, 2013 - Complete
Hanging By A Moment by Genevieve05 reviews
The missing scene from Homecoming where Clark comes to pick Lois up at her apartment for their high school reunion and consequently the drive to the reunion.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: Oct 7, 2011 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
When You Say Nothing At All by DreaminDaze reviews
Bones finds Booth at the bar after the disaster with Hannah. Few words are exchanged, but somehow everything is said. Please read and review.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: Feb 24, 2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Her Last First Kiss by Jade4813 reviews
The aftermath of the "Crossfire" kiss that we didn't get from the show. From Lois's POV. Clois.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Published: Nov 9, 2009 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
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Here's This Girl reviews
Follow-on to the 2nd-to-last scene of episode 1x07, after Eliza successfully introduces the keynote speaker at Pharmaceuti-Con. I've written this story to mark the 2nd anniversary of the airing of the show's debut episode, "Pilot", on US television network ABC on 30 Sep 2014. This work is my 20th SelfieFic.
Selfie - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: Nov 18, 2016 - [Eliza D., Henry H.] Sam S. - Complete
Broken Mirror reviews
There are at least two missing scenes from 1x13 when Henry LOLfails at skateboarding. A proposed missing scene is Eliza accompanying Henry to the hospital to "mirror" the scene in 1x03 where Henry visits Eliza in the hospital. A second scene is Henry seeing Eliza's shorter hair for the first time. COMPLETE (SelfieFic number 19.)
Selfie - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,452 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: Jun 22, 2016 - Eliza D., Henry H. - Complete
Bethany reviews
Henry gets a surprise call from Bethany. Needing help with a project, she's confident his insights will be particularly useful. The Dooley sisters are talking to each more after what happened in 1x12 (Stick in the Mud). Eliza is in TeamFreddy, and Henry is king of the kale on TeamSalad. COMPLETE (3 chapters); this is my 18th SelfieFic.
Selfie - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,571 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: Jun 3, 2016 - Eliza D., Henry H., OC - Complete
Scent of the Higgs reviews
Based on E!News video of Eliza Dooley. What happens when a grumpy but well-dressed executive catches his beautiful friend and best sales rep leaning into him for a deep whiff. Eliza is no longer on TeamFreddy, and Henry is kicking kale on TeamSalad. E!NEWS VIDEO at instagram . com / p / u 0WGKsyte
Selfie - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: Mar 9, 2016 - Eliza D., Henry H. - Complete
One Lake, Two Likes
A video of Henry's errant jump into Lake Steadman surfaces online, which Eliza immediately catches. She thinks about whether or not she should push the video deeper into the realms of social media. What happens when Henry finds out that a video exists and it's gone viral. COMPLETE (2 chapters).
Selfie - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,762 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: Feb 4, 2016 - Eliza D., Henry H. - Complete
Morning Clear
Sequel to "Rainfall". Henry and Eliza wake up together. In his bed. With their clothes still on. Kinda epic. Totes. COMPLETE, 3 chapters. This story is my 15th SelfieFic; there's more to come :-)
Selfie - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,052 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: Jan 9, 2016 - Published: Jan 5, 2016 - [Eliza D., Henry H.] - Complete
Blink reviews
This story marks the 1-year Hulu-broadcast anniversary of SELFIE "Imperfect Harmony" (1x10) on 9 December 2014. What happens in seconds aren't fully appreciated until it's too late. Beginning from Henry's point of view, this story is based on "Imperfect Harmony" (1x10) and the end-scene in "Perestroika" (1x11), but before his realization at the end of "Wishing Well" (1x13).
Selfie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: Dec 15, 2015 - [Eliza D., Henry H.] - Complete
Unstuck reviews
Eliza has a timely conversation on the phone with her Mom. This is my take on a continuation of the end scene in 1x12 (Stick in the Mud) which means Eliza is in TeamFreddy and Henry is on TeamSalad. Characters belong to Emily Kapnek, and because I miss seeing Heliza, I'm borrowing them for awhile. COMPLETE, one-shot, that's independent of my other Selfie stories.
Selfie - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: Oct 15, 2015 - [Eliza D., Freddy] Henry H., OC - Complete
Ultimatum reviews
Sequel to "Interception". Henry and Eliza's unresolved romantic tension (HEURT) has led them to a turning point. Eliza simply has had enough, and barges into Henry's office demanding satisfaction and resolution. Little does she know he arrived at the same conclusion over the weekend. COMPLETE, 4 chapters.
Selfie - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,209 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: Oct 8, 2015 - [Eliza D., Henry H.] Charmonique W., Sam S. - Complete
Interception reviews
Henry bumps into Miller (from Legal), and they proceed to have an interesting exchange about one fiery redhead: specifically, the company's best sales rep; more specifically, Eliza Dooley. References to 1x01 (pilot) and 1x04 (Nugget of Wisdom); the following is post-canon, post-series. This story leads into my larger narrative called "Ultimatum".
Selfie - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: Sep 25, 2015 - [Eliza D., Henry H.] OC - Complete
Rainfall reviews
Henry takes two weeks of leave with little explanation to Eliza, leaving her to wonder what the hell is going on. She's a lot worried, and she's a little pissed. Prequel to "Morning Clear."
Selfie - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: Aug 21, 2015 - [Eliza D., Henry H.] Sam S. - Complete
Hanging reviews
When Henry finally begins to recognize something about Eliza from their very first "wedding" together ... Inspiration from the set of promotional pictures from the pilot, where Karen Gillan is dressed as Eliza Dooley preparing to attend Maureen and Terrance's wedding. This story also appears on my Tumblr at uebermenschblog.
Selfie - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: Aug 18, 2015 - [Eliza D., Henry H.] - Complete
The New Old, But Not the Same Old
Over lunch, Eliza and Henry talk about Corynn McWatters and about being 'cool'. Eliza is in #TeamFreddy. Based on events from episode 1x13, this story takes place a day or two after that episode. This story stands alone and does not depend or follow upon any of my previous stories. COMPLETE, 2 chapters.
Selfie - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,795 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: Jun 30, 2015 - Published: Jun 28, 2015 - [Eliza D., Freddy] Henry H., OC - Complete
Ginger Ale
Sequel to "Canada Dry". Moving beyond 'friends' into a new phase of their relationship, Eliza and Henry test the boundary waters. Henry wants to see them proceed in a measured way (naturally), whereas Eliza wants him to become acquainted with alternative words to "intimate" (of course). COMPLETE, 3 chapters.
Selfie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,748 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: Jun 9, 2015 - Published: Jun 6, 2015 - [Eliza D., Henry H.] - Complete
Stealing Home reviews
What happens after Eliza gets naked in front of Henry and the screen fades to black? What could've, should've, might've happened after the elevator scene in 1x09: I'm following through on alternative-canon, and I'm taking these Eliza and Henry for a good little ride. Big callback to 1x05. COMPLETED (2 chapters)
Selfie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: Apr 9, 2015 - Published: Apr 8, 2015 - [Eliza D., Henry H.] - Complete
Canada Dry reviews
Stuck at home with a bad cold, Eliza finds out just how much Henry cares. He checks in on her, and finally follows through by giving up the last vestige of control. Both discover they get more than what either could have possibly imagined. Elements drawn from 1x01, 1x03, and 1x10. COMPLETE (4 chapters).
Selfie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,066 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: Mar 23, 2015 - [Eliza D., Henry H.] Bryn - Complete
The B-L-T: The Bacon, Lick, and Touch reviews
Because Henry paid attention to Eliza's morning favorites, they both were going to reap big payoffs, beyond mere brunch options. Henry dreams large about Eliza, but will he go far enough to close the deal? Post-canon / one-off stand-alone.
Selfie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: Feb 25, 2015 - [Eliza D., Henry H.] Charmonique W., Sam S. - Complete
Temporary Discord reviews
Henry 'fesses up, to a long line of sins. The words take place after he rejects Eliza at karaoke night (1x10).
Selfie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: Feb 3, 2015 - [Eliza D., Henry H.] Sam S. - Complete
George reviews
All euphemisms aside, someone gets a cat (yes, really) and feeds them generously.
Selfie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: Jan 26, 2015 - [Eliza D., Henry H.] - Complete
Avalanche reviews
For Henry and Eliza, an evening conversation in the hills overlooking Los Angeles is one they will not soon forget.
Selfie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,004 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: Dec 28, 2014 - [Eliza D., Henry H.] - Complete
