Hello! I'm MangoSmoothie6, you might know me from the Hunger Games and/or Divergent wiki :).

THERE IS A SHARED ACCOUNT BETWEEN IVOLUNTEERASDAUNTLESS AND I.

IT IS NOW CLOSED. READ IT IF YOU MAY.

HERE!

Profile Info:

Nickname: Mango

Age: I'm eligible for reaping, but not old enough for my aptitude test.

Gender: A fangirl.

Fandom(s): The Hunger Games, How To Train Your Dragon, The Fault In Our Stars, Divergent (in order of how much I like them)

District: 4 and 12

Faction: Dauntless

Dragons: Night Fury

Favourite colours: Turquoise

Favourite Book Characters: Katniss and Tris

Favourite Ships: Everlark (KatnissPeeta), Prory (PrimRory), Odesta (AnnieFinnick), Hiccstrid (Hiccup,Astrid) FourTris, Will and Christina, Hazel and Augustus

Favourite Season: Spring, but only Early spring because in Australia late spring is like 35 degrees Celsius.

Hope to see you reading my stories :D

List your 12 favourite characters from your favourite fandom and answer these questions. (The Hunger Games)
Questions copied from IVolunteerAsDauntless's profile.
1. Katniss
2. Prim
3. Peeta
4. Finnick
5. Johanna
6. President Snow
7. Annie
8. Effie
9. Mags
10. Beetee
11. Gale
12. Rue
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
President Snow and Gale? Um...no.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?.
It's Finnick. What do you think?
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Rue getting Effie pregnant? That's actually creepy.
4) Can you recall any fics about Nine?
No, but I'd like to see a fanfic about Mags' Hunger Games
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Prim and President Snow? No! Ew!
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Johanna/Mags vs Johanna/Beetee
I'd say Johanna/Beetee if I had to. But I don't ship Johanna with anyone and I ship Beetee with Wiress (more family though).
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?
Annie walking in on Prim and Rue kissing? That isn't actually that bad. If they met. And if Prim and Rue were both LGBT. But once again, I ship Prim/Rory.
8) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Katniss and Effie? God, I hope not.
9) Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Annie/Rue. Hmm. I don't even know what it would be about.
10) Does anyone on your friends list consider Three hot?
Peeta? Yeah, a few from my Discord friend list.
11) Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?
Gale...I don't think so.
12) Would anyone one of your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Prim/Finnick/Johanna? No. But if I had to, it'd be the Primrose version of Catching Fire.
13) If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Effie. Maybe Royals by Lorde?
14) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Katniss/President Snow/Rue.
Here's the plot. Rue is dead, there was no nightlock and Peeta died. Katniss in trouble about the flowers. The fic would be Katniss getting a talk from Snow.
Warning: There will be tears.
15) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Never read any Johanna fics.
16) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) dumps (1) for (9). (1), brokenhearted, goes on one date with (11), has an unhappy breakup with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Katniss and Annie are in a happy relationship until Annie dumps Katniss for Mags. Katniss, brokenhearted, goes on a date with Gale, has an unhappy breakup with Rue, then follows the wise advice of Johanna and finds true love with Peeta.
1. Annie and Katniss?!
2. I could see Katniss going on a date with Gale because she's so upset.
3. YES JOHANNA U GIVE GREAT ADVICE
4. OF COURSE KATNISS FINDS TRUE LOVE WITH PEETA. HES THE BEST.
What would you title this fic and what would the warning be?
Title: A Rollercoaster of Emotions
Warning: EVERLARK IS THE BEST

1) Have you ever been asked out?
Uh, no.
4) Your current relationship status?
Single and not ready to mingle (ever).
5) Does your crush like you back?
No crushes.
6) What is your current mood?
Frustrated
7) What colour of underwear are you wearing?
Why would I say? Is this like some sort of pervert quiz?
8) What colour shirt are you wearing?
Teal
9) Missing something?
If this question means am I missing anything from when I was younger, than I miss the times when I didn't have a pesky little brother.
10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
I'd roast all the idiot boys in my class last year.
11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?
A cat. They're agile, cute and sassy.
13) Something you do a lot?
Go on my phone.
14) The song stuck in your head?
A few, actually.
1. A Thousand Years
2. The Hanging Tree
3. The Witch Song (Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Ah)
15) Who did you copy and paste this from?
IVolunteerAsDauntless' profile
16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
In Kindergarten, there was 2 classes. Yeah, a girl had the same birthday as me in the other class.
17) When was the last time you cried?
From laughing or sadness? If it's sadness, I thought about how Prim died.
18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Technically, yes. For primary school graduation, we sung altogether in front of the parents.
19) If you could have one super power what would it be?
Super speed?
20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
The first thing I notice is that they're the opposite sex.
21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?
I don't buy from Starbucks (too expensive), but if I could, anything chocolatey and with whipped cream.
22) What's your biggest secret?
My biggest secret is...I don't tell random people on the internet my secrets!
23) Favourite colour?
Turquoise
24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?
If we still had our TV, no. I'm a youtube-kind-of-person.
25) Who are you?
an idiot
26) Do you speak any other language?
I speak a little Chinese from school.
27) What's your favourite smell?
Mint.
28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?
Weird
29) Have you ever kissed in the rain? What's your definition of kiss? And rain?
No, and I'd like that to never happen.
Kiss: something you do if you're in love/or you love (With) somebody.
Rain: When the clouds cannot hold anymore water so they let it fall (idk)
30) What are you thinking about right now?
This and about 30 other different things. I can name them, but this list is already too long.
32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
My little brother who repeatedly kicked me for no reason.
33) Do you like working in the yard?
No.
34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Prior or Grace.
35) Do you act differently around the person you like?
I don't "like" anyone.
36) What is your natural hair colour?
Dark brown.
37) Who was the last person to make you cry?
My friend.
38) What should you be doing right now?
Writing my fanfics.
39) Have you ever been silly enough to totally realize there was no two or three?
No, I noticed and it gave me OCD.
40) Have you ever gone back and checked?
In important tests, yes. This, no. Apart from fixing spelling mistakes as I spell it "COLOUR" with a U.

Repost this if you're a THG fan. Bold the ones you are.

1. Love the color sunset

2. Mourn all characters for a month

3. You can't think of bread the same way

4. The name Peter doesn't sound right

5. You see Mockingjays instead of Mockingbird (Something I added: i saw "how to kill a mockingjay" once instead of mockingbird)

6. You think of Tracker Jackers when you see bees

7. You seem to act like Katniss for a while

8. You want to name your bird Mockingjay

9. You want to name your cat Buttercup

10. You call your sister Little Duck (Something I added: No, I call my little brother that though)

11. Your favourite colour is green (Something I added: and blue but small details, small details)

12. You giggled when you found out Prim meant petite and proper. (Something I added: And wrote a fanfic about it :P)

13. You think Hollywood is the Capitol

14. You search up Hunger Games funny pics

16. You wonder what Keeta named their kids (Something I added: Willow and Rye?)

17. You think Finnick's son is called Finn or Finnick Jr.

18. You want to name your kid Peeta (Something I added: I want to call my kid Katniss/Prim/Rue)

19. You think Finnick is an awesome name

20. You do and don't want to be Katniss

21. You want to protest against Finnick's death.

YOUR GUY SIDE: THE ONES THAT ARE BOLD APPLY TO ME.

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team. (Yeah ofc its called P.E/HPE)

Shopping is torture. (It's not too bad, just some I hate.)

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box. (We have an unopened one, so that technically counts because we own it.)

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. (Guess so.)

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (Does a 3DS count?)

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers

You watch sports on TV. (I watch State Of Origin (Rugby)

Gory movies are cool. (Some.)

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps. (We don't even have baseball in the down under.)

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colours. (Blue and green)

You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (bro i carry my shiny laptop case into the mall and start playing Roblox)
Sports are fun. (they are, but i'm not sporty)
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night. (In Winter/Early Spring/Late Autumn)

Your Guy Side: 15 (I am a bit of a tomboy so)

YOUR GIRL SIDE: THE ONES THAT ARE BOLD APPLY TO ME.

You love to shop.
You wear lip gloss.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the colour pink. (Sometimes, but not often so I am marking it a no)
You go to your mom for advice. (No, but I usually just complain to her about my problems and she gives advice in a jokey-type of way.
You wear chapstick. (Yes, but because my lips crack, not for the fun of it)
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black. (It's a cool colour.)
You like hanging out at the mall. (Afterschool with my friends, drinking a Frozen slushy with no pesky little brother? Is this paradise?)
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (EW)
You like wearing jewelrey.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (I have one skirt for school uniform.)

Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance. (I did Dance as an elective for school (so I chose to be in it and learn routines) so I guess it counts?)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should. (Alexa play Pokerface by Lady Gaga)
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (I have 1 pair of casual sneakers, 1 pair of these sneaker-like shoes, 1 pair of thongs (flip-flops for you Americans), 1 pair of formal shoes, 1 pair of sports shoes and 1 pair of sandals. So that's 6)
You care about what you look like. (I don't really, apart from school where everyone has phones out and social media ready to post!)
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies. (I'd rather watch them at home.)
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (well i cut these fake-barbie dolls hair but only to make them look ridiculous)
Like being the star of everything. (I can't count on my fingers how many times I wanted to be invisible.)

YOUR GIRL SIDE: 4

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTH? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!:

Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England) Anime895(USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), mewmewgodess (Canada), KiaraWangWilliams (Canada), Stitches on a Zeppelin (Canada),DaIvanbraginski (Scotland),CheesyBirdie(Wales) Ginygroov(Philipines) chocolate.writing.perfection (USA) TheGod'sQuill(USA) Morro the Master of Wind (Canada) FirstFandomFangirl (USA) Diamond Ninjago (England) AasiyaD (England/South Africa) IVolunteerAsDauntless (USA), MangoSmoothie6 (Australia),

WE SUBMIT THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS AS WHAT WE BELIEVE OR DO NOT BELIEVE IN:

We believe that justice is more important than peace.

We believe in freedom from fear, in denying fear the power to influence our decisions.

We believe in ordinary acts of bravery, in the courage that drives one person to stand up for the other.

We believe in acknowledging fear and the extent to which it rules us.

We believe in facing that fear no matter what the cost to our comfort, our happiness, or even our sanity.

We believe in shouting for those who can only whisper, in defending those who cannot defend themselves.

We believe, not just in bold words but in bold deeds to match them.

We believe that pain and death are better than cowardice and inaction because

We believe in action.

We do not believe in living comfortable lives.

We do not believe that silence is useful.

We do not believe in good manners.

We do not believe in empty head, empty mouths or empty hands.

We do not believe that learning to master violence encourages unnecessary violence.

We do not believe that we should be allowed to stand idly by.

We do not believe that any other virtue is more important than bravery.

If you are a proud Dauntless member like I am, copy and paste this into your profile! :)

We are a FourTris (fortress)

With walls you can't bust

Nothing can get through

Not water, nor rust

Only Roth can conquer the bonds

And that she did

She killed the blonde

In memory of Beatrice 'Tris' Prior

With love, the Divergent Fandom

I love Enter Key. He's probably my favourite thing in the world. Without My Key, FFN would have crumbled long ago. People still neglect him, however, which burns the eyes of readers and makes Enter feel horrible, because he has always had a sense of responsibility for author's stories and fanfictions. Mr. Key's wife, Shift Key is often not respected and disused. As are their children Period Key, Comma Key, and the twins Apostrophe Key and Quotation Key-Mark (Quotation is married to Exclamation Mark as of last year, and they have a lovely daughter named Question Mark). The entire family is depressed and they all feel like fanfiction authors all over the world have abandoned them in pursuit of Lower Case, Shift Key's sister, and Enter Key's brother Improper Grammar. Please pass this note along to others or copy and paste it onto your profile to show authors how much the Key family can do for them and their fanfictions.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day.Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse you were daydreaming about your fictionl boyfriend Edward. Crazy is screaming everytime you hear the name Edward because you think Jacob is 10 times better. HAHA! -laughs at Edward fangirls- --That's Crazy, too. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you star in your own movie and pretend to be an assassin... multiple times. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rymes. Crazy is when you hear the Twilight Characters voices in your head. Crazy is when stare at the ceiling for three hours thinking of what to put in the next chapter of your fanfiction and then forget what book it's based on. Crazy is when you randomly giggle when you think of nothing remotely funny about your fandom. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid and stuck up.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandal
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be going out with them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Something I added: im a girl but i don't eat lunch much)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (Something I added: I kinda do? People tell me I do.)
I DON'T LIKE to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DONT LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I don't HAVE MANY FRIENDS, so I MUST be antisocial.
I have a guy best friend, so I MUST be going out with him.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.
I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar.
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I WEAR GLASSES and RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd (Something I added: I just wear glasses)
I'm HALF ASIAN HALF BRITISH, so I MUST be short
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I HAVE a BIG FAMILY siblings, so WE MUST be financially challenged
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life (Something I added: I don't frown a lot, but my face is usually neutral)
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans
I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature
I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I MUST just be emo.
I like COUNTRY music, so I MUST be a redneck hick.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I love SHOPPING so I MUST be rich
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED