Hello! I am warning you now that my profile is really long and it has a bunch of random stuff. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Okay, most of my pieces on here were written a while back. A LONG while. Since then, I'd like to think that I have improved upon my writing skills. So I do now realize that my pieces could certainly use some edition and revision. Maybe I'll get around to doing that one day... And maybe not. :P I already have fixed some stuff in Confession by a Starry Pool, and I reposted it... But even that was a good while ago. :/ My time is occupied by things other than writing these days, I guess.

I also have an account on FictionPress, with the same username and almost the same profile.

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TO ANYONE WHO'S STILL WAITING FOR THE FINAL UPDATE ON MY STORY INEXPLICABLE:

1. I sincerely apologize for keeping you waiting for a new chapter time and time again. v.v

2. Thank you so very much for staying with the story, despite the long breaks in between updates. I haven't received any new reviews in quite a while (which is perfectly understandable since I haven't updated in quite a while), but those positive reviews I have gotten mean a lot and greatly affect my self-esteem when it comes to my writing. I appreciate it.

3. Unfortunately, this story is on hiatus indefinitely. I'm sorry to those who are still waiting for the last chapter to be uploaded, although it's likely that no one is following anymore due to inactivity. If anyone is out there, don't get your hopes up for that final chapter. It won't be posted anytime soon, if ever. I simply have lost my passion for Inexplicable, and I'm totally clueless as to how I want to end it. I have started the last chapter, but every time I open the file to try to continue, I just end up staring at the few existing paragraphs for a few minutes before closing it again. Writer's block is really freaking killer. As in, it can really freaking kill a potentially good story. Sorry again, but do keep a half-open eye out. I may finish it... someday... *voice trails off dramatically*

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Name: Emily

Gender: technically female; equivocally female and male

Age: 21

Interests/Hobbies/Likes: KPOP (Korean pop), anime, vampires, yaoi, owls, fantasy, food, movies, music, pixel dolling, rainbows, cute stuff, video games, roleplaying, horror, imagination, TV, sleeping, randomness, reading, science fiction, insanity, craziness, fun, magic, knick knacks, intelligence, writing, immaturity, maniacal laughter, fun museums (key word: "fun"), proper grammar and spelling, swimming, animals, cartoons, colorfulness, corny and cheesy jokes, sugar, ninjas, oddness, weirdness, horses, dreaming, glowsticks, PETA (People for the Eating of Tasty Animals)

Pets: I have a miniature schnauzer named Zelda (after the video game xD). She's salt-and-pepper-colored. I also have a cat named Mew-Mew. She used to be called Noel, but I thought that name was utterly dull. She's a calico with tan, black, and white fur.

Random Facts:
-I sometimes have outbursts of both speech and laughter.
-I'm incredibly fickle, indecisive, impatient, pessimistic, optimistic, unsociable, lazy, obsessive, compulsive, obsessive-compulsive, passionate, open-minded, stubborn, selfish, opinionated, easily amused, easily angered, easily distracted, easily bored, finicky, cautious, impulsive, and emotional. Yeah, a few of those may seem like they conflict, but I'm complicated, all right? xD I know for a fact (this is under Random Facts) that every one of those describes me to some degree. I'm just a living contradiction... which reminds me of those Starburst commercials. And now I want some Starburst.
-I am weird/odd/strange/insane/whichever word you prefer.
-I have no siblings, a fact of which I am sometimes glad and sometimes sad.
-I must wear contacts or glasses. My vision is positively dreadful.
-I'm a packrat, and I collect tons of stuff, some of which my parents (and others) consider to be junk.
-I wuv teh aminals! Squeeeee!
-No, but really. I love animals.
-I love Asian guys and anything related to East Asia.
-I love vampires, and I wish I were a vampire.
-I'm basically a gay guy in a woman's body.
-I wish a lot because my life isn't how I want it to be.
-I am not emo, gothic, scene, punk, or anything else; I hate labels.
-I'm a YouTube junkie.
-I must always type with proper grammar and spelling, and speak with proper grammar. I do use a lot of incomplete sentences (fragments), but that's a stylistic choice, and should not be taken into consideration if critiquing my grammar. :P
-I hardly ever text or even use my cell phone at all.
-I want to be an editor of novels and a part-time author (if I'm good enough at writing, which isn't likely to ever happen).
-I'm pretty much a loser in the grand scheme of things. And in school. xD
-I get really obsessed with different things sporadically. These are different from my permanent obsessions, such as Asians and vampires. These are temporary and may last anywhere from a couple days to months, and I may revisit them at any time. A few temporary obsessions have turned into permanent obsessions, though.

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MY FAVORITES

Animals: Horses and owls

Colors: Lime green, black, hot pink, and turquoise

Foods: Chicken (fried only, meaning chicken strips, nuggets, etc.), potatoes (in mashed or fry form), Italian bread and butter, pretty much any sugary food, and many, many more

TV Shows: Avatar: The Last Airbender, Dirty Jobs, The Suite Life on Deck, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, Wizards of Waverly Place, Vampire Knight, Pokemon, Storm Hawks, Moonlight, Supernatural, Lost, SpongeBob SquarePants, Death Note, Malcolm in the Middle, The Mighty Boosh, America's Next Top Model, Persons Unknown, Regular Show, Adventure Time, The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, Courage the Cowardly Dog, The Powerpuff Girls, Face Off, Family Guy, Wipeout, Minute to Win It, Junjou Romantica, House, The Office, Metalocalypse, Pokemon, pretty much anything on Animal Planet, Hoarders, and many more

Movies: Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Avatar, Kick-Ass, Role Models, Stardust, Shelter, Underworld, Howl's Moving Castle, Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron, The Ring, The Hills Have Eyes, Pirates of the Caribbean, James and the Giant Peach, Spiderman, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Matrix, The Last Unicorn, Tarzan, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Cars, Princess Mononoke, The Black Cauldron, The Lion King, The Grudge, The Golden Compass, Coraline, Red Eye, Ice Age, 28 Days Later, Dawn of the Dead, X-Men, Tristan and Isolde, Holes, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Aristocats, Brother Bear, The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, Edward Scissorhands, Black Beauty, Shrek, Corpse Bride, and many, many more

Books: Warriors series, Harry Potter series, Twilight series, The Demonata series, The Bartimeaous Trilogy, Poison, Goosebumps, The Da Vinci Code, Scary Stories Treasury, The Hound of the Baskervilles, Vampire Knight manga, Chronicles of Vladimir Tod, Downsiders, any John Bellairs book, any Eva Ibbotson book, The Silver Kiss, Skellig, The Beasties, Keys to the Kingdom series, The Last of the Really Great Wangdoodles, Tantalize, Chronicles of Ancient Darkness, The Vampire Chronicles, Coraline, Blood and Chocolate, and many, many, many more (most of which are of the fantasy genre)

Video Games: Red Dead Redemption, Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Prototype, Assassin's Creed II, Super Mario Galaxy 2, Guitar Hero: Warriors of Rock, New Super Mario Bros. Wii, various Pokemon games, and many more

Music: Kpop, Kpop, and more Kpop. That's all I listen to nowadays.

Computer Games: Zoo Tycoon 2, The Sims 2, Rollercoaster Tycoon, and many... actually, no more xD

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Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

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"I am Wan Shi Tong, he who knows 10,000 things. The 4923rd thing I know is that Katara and Aang will end up together." If you believe it, copy and paste this into your profile.

ZUTARA IS DEAD. The Season Two finale proves this. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you like animals, give one a home. If you already have or cannot but want to spread the word, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people (you know the type), copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like, "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or have a thumbwar with yourself. If you are crazy, copy and paste this into your profile.

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I'm rich, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I wear black, so I MUST be a goth.
I've hurt myself, so I MUST be emo.
I'm blonde, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm Asian, so I MUST be smart.
I'm not like everyone else, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm Jewish, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm gay or lesbian, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm Arabic, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I speak my mind, so I MUST be a bitch or a bastard.
I'm religious, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an atheist, so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a religion, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm republican, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm democratic, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm Jamaican, so I MUST smoke weed.
I have dreadlocks, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm southern, so I MUST be white trash.
I take anti-depressants, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a guy, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm a girl, so I MUST be afraid of worms, snakes, spiders, and any other creepy crawlie.
I'm Irish, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm Indian, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm Native American, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm preppy, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie and Hollister.
I'm a female cheerleader, so I MUST be a stuck-up whore.
I'm a girl and I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm young, so I MUST be naive.
I'm Cuban, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm Mexican, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm not a virgin, so I MUST be easy.
I'm an Italian guy, so I must have a big penis.
I got a car for my birthday, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm pretty or handsome, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I have straight-A's, so I MUST have no social life.
I dye my hair crazy colors, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I dress in unusual ways, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a vegetarian, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm a girl and I have a bunch of guys who are friends, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I'm a guy and I have a bunch of guys who are friends, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a girl and I have a bunch of girls who are friends, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm a guy and I have a bunch of girls who are friends, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I'm a girl with big boobs, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm Columbian, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I'm German, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with gays, so I MUST be gay too.
I'm a Brazilian girl, so I MUST have a big butt.
I'm Hawaiian, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a virgin, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm a female gamer, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm an Asian guy, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a guy cheerleader or gymnast, so I MUST be gay.
I'm skinny, so I MUST be anorexic.
I wear bright colors, so I MUST be scene.
I'm preppy, so I MUST be rich.
I have a lot of friends, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I’m Christian, so I MUST hate gay people.
I have artistic talent, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a big group, so I MUST be antisocial.
I have a different sense of humor, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people off, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch or bastard.
I'm Texan, so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a goth, so I MUST be a satanist.
I am a fangirl or fanboy, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an only child, so I MUST be spoiled.
I am American, so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed, and arrogant.
I'm Canadian, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm a feminist, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and want to castrate every man on Earth.
I'm a teenager, so I MUST have a stereotype applied to me.
I'm British, so I MUST have bad teeth.
I’m white, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet.
I don't like yaoi or yuri, so I MUST be a homophobe.
I care about the environment, so I MUST be a tree-hugging hippie.
I'm pagan, so I MUST worship satan.
I'm conservative, so I MUST be against abortion.
I'm a Swedish girl, so I MUST be a tall, blonde, blue-eyed lesbian.
I like reading, so I MUST be a loner.
I have my own spiritual ideology, so I MUST be wrong.
I am wiccan, so I MUST be a satanist.
I disagree with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a human, so I MUST be labeled.
I don’t curse, so I MUST be an outcast.
I’m a male jock, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I'm a girl and I don’t want a boyfriend, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm a boy and I don't want a girlfriend, so I MUST be gay.
I'm not Christian, so I MUST just need converting.
I’m Russian, so I MUST love vodka and caviar.
I'm from New York, so I MUST be in a gang.
I'm not Christian, so I MUST have no morals.
I'm a girl with short hair, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm a guy with long hair, so I MUST be gay, a hippie, or a dirty, lazy bum.
I'm overweight, so I MUST be a lazy, food-obsessed pig.
I don't do drugs or drink alcohol, so I MUST be a prude.
I have side bangs that sometimes cover one of my eyes, so I MUST be emo.

If you hate stereotypes and assumptions and think people should stop judging others, then copy and paste this into your profile, bold the things that are true for you, and add any more you can think of.

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Wow. Did you actually read my whole profile? O.O Or did you just scroll down to the bottom? ...Yeah, I thought so.

This is Roseminty signing out from the I-AM-WEIRD-AND-KIND-OF-CRAZY network! OUT!