![]() Author has written 11 stories for Roswell, Angel, and Supernatural. I love Buffy the Vampire slayer, Roswell, Charmed, Angel, Gilmore Girls, Full house, Step by step, and many more. I have lot's of friends who are into the same stuff. What's up people? You know who i'm talking too. I will mostly write Roswell. But I may write some Buffy, Angel, and maybe some Charmed. If you think those kids should just give that godforsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, Copy and past this in to your profile If you have a tendency to talk to yourself copy & paste this on to profile If you were insane, crazy and/or random before insane, crazy and/or random was cool copy and paste this on to profile If you ever seriously considered who would win a caveman or an astronaut copy and paste this on your profile. If you ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this to your profile. If you've ever pushed a door that said 'pull' or vice versa copy this to your profile. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! Favorite Pairings: Buffy/Angel (Classic romance) Willow/Oz (two words Pez Witch) Willow/Tara (I fell off the couch when she died.) Anya/Spike (They were so cute in Entropy) Michael/Maria (Candy 4Ever. he stayed for her) Max/Liz (Romeo and Juliet have nothing on them) Max/Tess (most of the time) Alex/Isabel (was anyone else concerned that everyone thought Alex was cooler when he was mind warped?) Tess/Kyle (LAMPTRIMMERS! YAY!) Spike/Buffy (season 7) Wesley/Willow (Even I noticed the sparks) Wesley/Fred (I cried my eyes out during "hole in the world") Gwen/Gunn (It's good he found someone) Angel/Cordy (cause connor was ew.) Pheobe/Cole (they had their moments) Piper/Leo (True Love) Dawn/Connor (I have no idea why) Least Favorite Couples: Connor/Cordy (She changed his diapers and he got her pregnant with evil world ending spwn! EEEW!) Spike/buffy (5&6) Any slash in Charmed Paige/Henry ( I loked them until after they got married. She just wasn't the marrying type.) Spike/Dawn (He was like a big brother to her) Any guy slash in any fanfic Isabel/Michael (to much of a brother/sister relationship to get into the romantic relationship) Liz/Sean (He is to old for her. He's like 21 and she's 17! It's Illegal!) Liz/Michael ( I just don't see it) Michael/Courtney (EEEW!) I probably have more I just can't remember. Favorite Quotes: buffy the vampire slayer: Cordelia: I personally don't think there is a plan crazier than this Oz: We attack the mayor with hummus. Cordelia: i stand corrected. Spike: What is this? Buffy: It's a camera Spike: I get that, now why am i holding it. Buffy: Someone was using it to spy on my house. Xander thinks it was you. Spike: (sarcastic) Shudder, gasp the great Xander thinks so then it must be true! Buffy: Sorry I had a bad day. Dawn: Join the club. Buffy: Can i be president? Dawn: I'm president.(beat) you can be the janitor. Spike: Here it is. Buffy: It's a rock cliff. Xander: Buffy give him a break, maybe it's a viscious flesh eating rock cliff. Spike:'looks at xander like he's the dumbest person in the world(which is possible)' There's a cave in it. (to Buffy) I'm insane what's his excuse? Charmed: Piper: i'm being stalked by a psycho killer and i hide in the shower? prue thinking :great we're surrounded by warlocks. piper thinking : whatever next time use your own damn lipstick. prue thinking : I heard that. piper thinking :I love you. prue thinking : bite me eric: You must be an angel. pheobe: No I'm no angel but i could probably introduce you to one if you'd like. Prue:Ok, he's gonna stay frozen right? Piper: if he knows what's good for him he'll stay frozen. Prue: Who's natalie? Piper:She's a... Leo: fellow whitelighter (beat) see i finished your sentance. Piper:(glares) That wasn't what I was gonna say. Leo: i've talked with the elders. they don't know of a demon powerful enough to manipulate Cole. Paige: oh the Elders don't know anything, What a shock. Inspector rodriguez: Prue is a witch. Andy: oh a witch. You wait here I'll go warn the wizard of oz. Daryll: Piper Piper: uh huh Daryll: You froze the crime scene Piper: Uh huh Daryll: Piper, you can't freeze a crime scene Piper: Well I did. Pheobe: I think i did something really bad. I slept with my boss. Piper: jason? Pheobe: No Elise. (off looks) yes of course jason! Roswell Tess: we'll finish trimming my lamp later Kyle: Uh huh. i'll keep my equipment on the ready. Isabel: Did you forget something? Jesse: yeah my balls. Michael and Max laugh. Isabel glares, they stop. Jesse: Were you guys just talking about me? Isabel: That's a little paranoid honey don't you think? The whole world doesn't revolve around you. Max: No it revolves around Michael. Michael: (raises his hand) Uh,that's a fact. Maria: You were gonna be a great scientist, I was gonna be your wacky friend! I can't be the wacky friend to someone who's wackier than me! Liz: Maria! and even if it weren't i'm going out with Kyle. He's steady and loyal and he appreciates me. Maria: Sounds like your describing a poodle. Isabel: I'm telling you the way to deal with DeLuca is to make her sweat, keep her on her toes. Make her afraid if my shadow, her shadow, your shadow, Michael's shadow, right Michael? Michael:(to max) Gandhi feeling frustrated? Isabel: The perfect Liz Parker lying to her mother? Liz: well at least she knows what species I am. Isabel: We all like things extremely sweet mixed with extremly spicy. it's a little dietary quirk. Maria: I'll keep that in mind. Michael: You do that. Isabel: (suddenly grossed out) Are you two flirting? God could my life get any worse? Alex: I like the way you look in red. Isabel: (smiles) I know you do. Alex: Where are they from? Liz points up Alex: What? Like Wyoming? Liz points higher. Alex: Oh...ok.. so Canada. Ok they're Canucks. So what you're saying is that the F.B.I. is after them because they're illegal aliens? Liz: Something like that? Max: You broke up? You broke up and you didn't tell me? Michael: I don't know if we did or we didn't. It's kind of confusing. Liz: Cherry cola on the house. (smiles at Max) Maria: (to michael) Yours is 1.25. Michael: Guess it's not so confusing any more. DJ: i knew we'd get here. As Doug has made his way into the bed room with... Another man? DJ: Well this is the strangest Blind date I have ever been on as I enter with Liz Parker, her dream date Doug Shellow and not one but two of her ex-boyfriends. Lyle... Kyle: It's Kyle. DJ: and Max Isabel: I think it's about time you either put up or shut up Michael! Michael: very poetic Isabel. Maria: If you want me you have to earn me. That's how a relationship works. Michael: No, Maria that's how boyscouts Merit Badges work Max: Hello? Liz: Hello mom? Max: Liz? Liz: Yeah, it's me Liz. I just wanted to call and let you know I'm over at Tess's house. Max: What are you doing at Tess's house? Liz: Tess's dad insisted i stay for dinner. Michael: I'm not completly emotionally retarded. Maria: Oh please! Don't your lips ever get chapped from all the ass kissing? Alex: i just did a strip tease in front of her mother! Maria: Alex, one nipple doesn't constitute a strip tease. Alex: She saw my nipple?! Oh God! Liz: i'm so confused. Alex: i'm so depressed. Maria: wimps! Maria: So how does electricity work? kyle: why are you looking at me we had the same remedial science class for three years. Maria:ok we've got ginko, bee pollen, echinacea, C,D,E, calcium, St. johns wort, and pamprin... (off looks) What?! i was dating Michael Guerin. Alex: Ladies, icy beverage? Lonnie: No three ways tonight Opie, maybe later. Nicholas: Max. it's nice to see your Genicidal girlfriend again. Killed anyone today? Tess: Days not over. Nicholas: What a charmer. Liz: That's weird Michael: What's weird? Liz: Maria just hung up on me. Michael: (shrugs) Happens to me all the time. Isabel: Kyle if you tell anyone i'll be forced to use my formidable alien powers on you. Kyle: Cool, cool, my days never truly complete until my life's been threatened by an alien. Isabel: Ok I'm just gonna make this simple. And, i don't even think this is even such a big deal anyways, so i'm just gonna say it and you can react. (Max and Michael look at eachother then back at isabel) there's someone i want to tell about us. Michael; well, I'm glad you don't think that's a big deal. Maria: Where were you? Michael: Where was I supposed to be? Maria: we were supposed to have lunch at school today. Michael: Today's Saturday Maria: No today's Friday. Where are you? Michael: I'm here but where's Saturday? Maria: Are you guys saving the world from alien invasion? Michael: will that keep you from kicking my ass? |