We finally reach the end of the story. Will Snape be able to overcome his jealousy and forgive his true love? Will Sirius' evil plot succeed? The conclusion is finally here! This is good music that I'm listening to. But I digress...

What an irrelevant title. Middle Earth's Newspaper reports on the LOTR fans' response to the Oscars.

A member of the Fellowship is dead, and Gandalf sets out to discover the murderer. It's a mildly humorous murder mystery, and it's finished! Who was the murderer??? Well, I'm not going to tell you in the summary. Sheesh.

Not really humor, but I'm too used to putting it there. As the title says, you should read (or at least skim) the story and flame it. You won't like it, I promise. C'mon, all you nice people who don't flame, this is your chance!

This story is, um, well, most out of character for me. I wrote it at night, but it's still pretty funny. Anyway, Nazgul attack the Fellowship, with a twist. Legolas, as always, saves the world. Read it, or don't. Lauren must read it.

*Finished* Pointless stories have endings? In this case, yes. Legolas saves the world using only his intellect. Ok, the pointy ears helped too. I just want to say how grateful I am to everyone who reviewed, it's really really appreciated.

WARNING: Extreme pointlessness. Title pretty much sums it up.

Harry, Ron, and Snape reflect upon what has happened since Voldemort's fall. I thought it was funny, but you are free to flame me if you feel otherwise. Any kind of review would be most welcome.