I'm finally trying to start posing again, the writing thing is a bit rusty so bear with me while I clear the cobwebs.

I'm a Nuke who is obsessed with Russia. I love fanfiction and have posted several fics on this site. My pairings and fandoms are all over the place, just to warn people that add me to author alert, you may not like all of my pairings. I also like to keep things compliant with canon material most of the time, or at least not change the plot of the original until the very end.

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What Nationality Were Adam and Eve?

A Briton, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.

"Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British."

"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French."

"No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, "they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. They are Russian."