The Clow Hatterhide bio
Author has written 30 stories for Card Captor Sakura, TV X-overs, Sailor Moon, Castlevania, Super Smash Brothers, Yu-Gi-Oh, Mega Man, and Lord of the Rings. News...Tempted to delete "I'm a Coward". I can't seem to take the sh* anymore since I've lost all interest in this worthless story. So let's just make a fic that everyone dies in it...ok? -The Clow Hatter Quotes: -"My Paradise does not include Kathy Lee Gifford!!" Other Quotes: "You better watch out Jake. It looks like hunting season on laywers."-Law and Order. |
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Troubles of Chibi Proportion by Hwoarang Girl reviews
When a spell goes wrong, Dark Magician is transformed into a chibi; but whilst the other duel monsters attempt to find a cure and keep the truth from Yugi and Yami, the knee-high mage is determined on making it anything but easy for them… PART 5 POSTED!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,194 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/21/2004 - Published: 11/19/2002
Yugi's Chibi Dilemma by Shinimegami5 reviews
(COMPLETED) The Dark Magician has come to life...and he's a chibi! He's chosen Yugi to be his mother, so Yugi has to take care of him! But what happens when Yugi starts to fall for the little mage? Hints of YugixDark Magician. R&R!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,211 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/26/2004 - Published: 10/30/2002 - Complete
Welcome to My World by Kayo reviews
FINISHED Legolas arrives in our world. The only thing that's different is who he meets first. Object of fangirl's affection meets fangirl's boyfriend.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,463 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/11/2003 - Published: 5/29/2003 - Legolas - Complete
Tryst with a Toaster by Samalander reviews
Alucard finds a new love close to home... But will he survive true love's embrace?
Castlevania - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 10/4/2003 - Published: 3/6/2002
Puppy Love by Angel And Yami Ryuu reviews
Rated for violence and possible lemon later on. Seto Kaiba always calls Jou a puppy. Well, what will Seto do when he finds out Jou has turned into one. Or WILL he find out? Seto/Jou
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,973 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/16/2003 - Published: 12/29/2002
Last Christmas by Neko Oni reviews
yearly xmas party at the mizaki's tea's house. tea wants yami, who is with yugi. she hurts yugi to get her chance with yami. yami yugi, anzu bashing. merry xmas!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,073 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/19/2002 - Published: 12/11/2002 - Complete
Escape to Reality by Indigo Tantarian reviews
Dark Magician's POV. What if monsters become real when their player dies with them on the field? An unhappy Dark Magician finds out. He thinks his problems are over, but they're just beginning!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,854 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 8/18/2002 - Published: 7/21/2002 - Complete
Honey by Oakenshield reviews
Who would have thought breakfast could get so dirty! Aragorn Legolas Shamelessly suggestive piece of dialogue!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/21/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Death Takes A Holiday by Teneshi reviews
Rated R for homosexual references, comments and blatant insanity.
Castlevania - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,551 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2001
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CastleVania: Senshi for Hire 2 reviews
Lament of Innocence Crossover. Five years ago, YingGirl defeat Count Dracula on her own. What she didn't know, she freed another vampire in the process. Hoo boy.
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,553 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/9/2004 - Published: 7/21/2004
Stupidity Counts reviews
A mock battle of Kaiba vs. Yami in the semi finals in Battle City. Rating due to slight langugue and a pervy Chaos mage.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/15/2004
I'm a Coward reviews
Based on the card game, not the series. Had someone thought you were odd if you have a slight crush on one of the cards from Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Monsters card deck? This fic is about that and some very unuasl conciquences. Slightly completed.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 74,594 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/16/2004 - Published: 9/23/2002 - Complete
Nightmare
A one-shot parody of I'm a Coward, with two naughty spellcasters. Enjoy.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,902 - Published: 12/20/2003 - Complete
You're Agent Smith! reviews
Another One Shot Fic. No OC's, No Slash, And No Elf Bashing...just two little hobbits accidently play a game of mistaken idenity with Lord Elrond while at their stay in Rivendall. Oh yeah, this is a slight LoTR & Matrix crossover ficcy, but not really.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/14/2003 - Complete
Bark If You Like Legolas reviews
A one shot short ficcy. A dog is an elf's best friend. Wait on a sec...that doesn't sound right.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/29/2003 - Complete
Snow White and the Seven Marvericks reviews
Megaman X/Sailor Moon Crossover. You'll never look at Snow White the same way again after reading this fic.
Mega Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/19/2003 - Published: 8/9/2003
Song For the Lovers reviews
*Not based on the song.* A very odd triangle between Aila, Dynamo, and Gate forms. Dynamo wants to break any connections of GatexAlia, yet appearently he just can't do. Or could he? Short fic with slight yaoi and maybe some bishie torture. Yay!
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,177 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/20/2003 - Published: 5/11/2003
Purpose reviews
Whee! Another one of my whacked out poety. Gomen if it's sounds bad, I'm kinda a newbie to MMX.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7/16/2003 - Published: 6/28/2003
Wrong Reploid, Vilekun! reviews
Sick sadisictic humor of "mistaken identity". Rating up for naughty words and Gate's slightly homocidal tendanies. This why authours shouldn't get hyper on chocolate. They end up writting fics like this. Oh well, enjoy.
Mega Man - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/6/2003
The Odd Yaoi Fic reviews
It's my first attempt of writting a yaoi fic. If you don't like the pairings in this fic, then do not read it. Got it? It saves me from not getting pissed off with reviewers.
Mega Man - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/10/2003 - Published: 4/6/2003
I Can Never Have You reviews
Heh, a poem for the "I'm a Coward" fic, which will show you that Vanessa is not a Mary Sue.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/7/2003
My Grandpa Got Ran Over by a BEWD reviews
The most stupidest Yu-gi-oh christmas fic you'll ever see or hear about. Don't read it! Save yourself and go far far away from it! *COMPLETE!!!* Yay! Yay!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,322 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/7/2003 - Published: 12/13/2002 - Complete
Dog Days reviews
A short fic about someone's true nature and real identity...and it's not about JOEY!!!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,213 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11/24/2002 - Published: 11/23/2002
I Play the Game reviews
A dark poem about Duel Monsters
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11/19/2002
Death to Mr Jiggles reviews
WEE!!! WE'RE FINISHED! See the epic battle of toon vs. someone who has a fetish for toons.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,324 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 11/1/2002 - Published: 10/2/2002
Ai No Senshi 2-Legend of the Seven Stars! reviews
IT'S OVER!! But the series isn't. *grins*
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,138 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 8/21/2002 - Published: 7/12/2002
Ai No Senshi reviews
Ch. 9 is up, connecting the sequal to this fic as well. If you love this fic, then you'll love the sequeal just as well. R&R
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,084 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7/14/2002 - Published: 6/8/2002
Peaches reviews
A sequeal to "Peaches & Cream". Rated R for langugue and somewhat crude humor.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,565 - Reviews: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/6/2002 - Published: 5/26/2002
Peaches & Cream reviews
It's a small Link and Peach romanance?!!! O.o;; This fic is my support for Peach, who is constantly seen to be a dumb blonde in the other fics. Not for PeachxMario fans and LinkxZelda fans. Please Read & Review.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2002
Attack of the SandBags reviews
The SandBags decided to get revenge on the Smashers for being beaten up real badly in the Home Run Event. Uh, start running kids.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/16/2002 - Published: 5/14/2002
Link vs. Yoshi reviews
Almost the same scenario. This time, you'll see Vanessa trying to control Link and why she uses Yoshi to beat the crap out of him.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/12/2002
Yoshi vs. Link reviews
Oliver teaches Vanessa how to use Yoshi. And this stupid fic is the result of what happened.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/7/2002
VAnime meets SUPER SMASH BROS MELEE! reviews
This is why you shall never leave a Nintendo GameCube unattended in D-101. The V-Anime club causes mayhem in the Melee world. Can the Nintendo characters handle the stupidity?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/21/2002
There's Something about DEATH!! reviews
The CV: SotN Gang, the Author is high...just your typical anti Chibi Usa ficcy.
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2002
YingGirl: The Sailor Princess Chronicles reviews
Get ready for an SM Crossover fanfic as all of the characters seek for the phoenix princess
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,352 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2/5/2002 - Published: 12/23/2001
V-Anime meets IRON CHEF reviews
What would happen if Vanessa draws a pretty offensive pic of Kaga in a sailor suit? The story that deals with anime fans crossing over with the famous WWF CookOff Battle, Iron Chef. Please R&R
TV X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,093 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/16/2001
The Clow Hatter reviews
What if Clow Reed had trapped his insanity in a mirror? Eriol, Nakuru, and Suppi have team up with Alessa/YangGirl, Matthew BrockWick, and Pumpkin Jr. if they will ever stop this insane madman who is after The Virgin Key. (Vanessa/YingGirl). Please R&R
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,211 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/8/2001 - Published: 11/3/2001
The Clow Magician reviews
A Poem that askes what is Clow's postion in life? Please R&R
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/7/2001
Vanessa and Clow Reed reviews
Hit with despression, this author expresses why she and Clow Reed are one in the same...litterally. Please read and review.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/6/2001
