Not enough? Fine. My hobbies include reading, martial arts, hiking, and long walks on the beach after a battle when the sand is soaked with the blood of my enemies and the groans of the dying fill the air. I also enjoy baking cakes, pies, brownies, cookies and small children - surprisingly tender and low in calories. I will do a number of very indecent things for chocolate and I worship Monty Python and Blackadder. (If you don't know what either of those are, shame on you! Go out and rent them - now!)

You may flame all you want, as long as it's intelligent and really insulting. ie. "You suc" = BAD. U sed mai stry was bad, its not im a gud writar = BAD, and irrelevant, since I have an email up there for you to bitch at, if you must.

"You dirty little chit of a brazen whore, how dare you corrupt the minds of innocent children with that filth you call literature!" OR "If there is a God I hope he condemns you to the deepest pits of hell for your crimes against decency and humanity! I would pray for your soul but you are obviously past all hope, so I will simply pray for your destruction and spend all my spare time ensuring that my prayers are not unanswered." = GOOD and warms my evil little black heart. Extra points will be awarded for profanity - as long as it's really foul.

Quote of the day: "Drop your sword, shit your pants and die - in that order!" ~courtesy of the great Author Virvatuli, whose sick mind is an inspiration to us all.