Okay, here's my profile should you wish to read it for some reason:

First, about me:

I am a GIRL. I promise.

I play the cello, which is the greatest instrument EVER!! Check out the band Apocalyptica some time. They're great. And Finnish. It's a combination that was meant to be.

I also play Field Hockey, which is an under-appreciated sport in the midwest. Yes, that's where I live. Hurray.

I am a slacker, but I'm a smart slacker. This is why I have so much trouble in school, as high school is not designed for slackers. It's also why I haven't updated a story in FOREVER. I'm not happy with them, but I'm too lazy to fix them. Seriously, if you liked them, You would love the stuff I never type out.

My favorite way to write is on anything but a computer. I like the look of ink on paper SOOOO much better.

I'm a grammar nazi, ironic since most of my stories have terrible grammar (and plotlines, and jokes, and characterization...)

I listen to all music. Literally. I don't like it all, but everything but rap and opera I listen to willingly (and even some of that is okay). Show tunes are right up there with death metal.

I have parents that I swear are secretly Asian ("No, this 'A' isn't good enough"), though the immigration records prove otherwise.

I never stop writing. Most of it is scribbled summaries of novels I hope to someday stumble across because I'm too lazy to write them myself.

I also never stop reading. I read catch-22 entirely during my math classes last week, great book.

I have the most annoying job in the world. You don't even want to know.

I usually don't have a favorite anything, but right now I have three:
Movie- Sweeney Todd dies of joy
Book- The God Box by Alex Sanchez. Give it a chance.
Song- Check Yes Juliet by We the Kings. It's good, I promise.

Copy-pasty thingies: (Some of them are quite depressing, others not so much)

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.

Repost this on your profile if you think homophobia is wrong.

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this and put it in you profile.

If you are crazy and pround of it : copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects : copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or

my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

My new favorite quote-inspiration-thing (stolen from the profile of BluexxStarlight)

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for thegood ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

I got this quote from the story Exceptions by believeindreamers

“He stole my life, Severus.” Potter’s words were so soft, Snape had to strain to hear them. “I won’t let him have my soul.”

(Referring to Voldemort)

Other Quotes I like: (completely not mine, if you really want to know who said it send me a message)

"Religious war at its simplest is killing each other over who has the best imaginary friend"

"Silence is golden but duct tape is silver."

"Duct tape is like the Force. There is a dark side and a light side and it holds the universe together."

"Love is a red snowmobile racing across the tundra, when it suddenly flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ICE WEASELS come."

"I may be physcologically impaired, but I'm not stupid.''

“I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."

“Okay, okay. Um, not much that I can remember. A big dark tunnel, possibly experiencing a budget cut for electricity, because the light at the end was out.”

"Who ever said reality wasn't funny apparently didn't live in it."

"If you take that the statment is true that someone else is always worse feeling than you, by the process of elimation, you could find the most miserable person on earth."

"We voted on who would be who in a family, and apparenttly I would have been Aunt Sally, who nobody ever really hears from but shows up at random events and gets drunk."

"A good friend bails you out of jail at four-o'clock in the morning. A great friend is the one standing beside you saying 'Wow that was awesome!' "

"You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, 'Why not?'"

“When you're having a bad day, it takes 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and only 4 to extend your arm and punch someone in the face.”

I have an account at fictionpress as abovethrordinary ( http://www.fictionpress.info/u/552214/ )with one story posted (If you want you can go read it Hint Hint) and one at mugglenet as gred_or_forge, which currently has nothing on it whatsoever but will eventually have a compressed version (Same words, longer and fewer chapters) of Trading Spaces