Hi, this is Authorqueen, but you can call me Queenie! xx

Announcement!

I'VE MOVED. My fanfiction life now resides on AO3 - If you want to find me, here is the link: http:///users/Authorqueen
Thank you for sticking with me for the last 7 years. Being here on this site has impacted my life greatly, you would not believe. Be seeing you again!

Age: 20 by default. Jeez, I've been here for 7 years now...

Umm...I like books, movies, anime and uber good movies.

I like riddles. :

The man who makes it doesn't need it, The man who buys it doesn't use it, and the man who uses it doesn't want it. What is it?

I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. Dead I am black, but alive I'm pure gold. What am I?

What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 in the evening?

What runs, but has no legs?

What flies, but has no wings?

I feel like velvet, but be warned; when you touch me your fingers are torn. I'm timeless in poetry, that's all I can say; except despite not ageing, I will wither away...What am I?

Email me for answers =D

I also love magic: Ego sum ignis et aquam, ego sum terra et aer. Go forth in life, as I bless thee. So it is said, so mote it be.

We all have weird moments, we all freak out, we all have problems, and we must learn to accept that the brilliant authors that we idolise and worship are normally the biggest crackpots on earth. How else do they get their twisted ideas?

Queenie xx

1992 GAL!! Do YOU remember the 90s??

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.

You're a 90's kid if You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles.
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!".
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . .".
You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not.

When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack When kick ball was a daily activity.
When we used to obey our parents.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.
You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters. You remember Ring Pops.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.
Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
One word. . . . . . . .trolls.

Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Rangers -Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB.
If you even know what an original walkman is.

You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the Facebook frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot.
When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark!
Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .

It's actually scary how much of this I remember: Getting up at 6am on a Saturday just to sit in my PJs and watch saturday morning cartoons until 10 o clock, when Dad would turn off the TV and say "Dressed. Now.", then go off and make bacon butties in the kitchen! XD Good Times!

"It's Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain!"

"We're Animaniacs! And we're zaney to the slacks! So just sit down and relax! We'll laugh you off your sacks! WE'RE AN-I-MANIACS!"

Can you remember the first walkman? HUGE GREAT DISK HOLDER THINGS! Mum bought me one to go skating with. I broke my ankle. Fun.

Ahhh...the memories...XD