ZombieParadehide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Homestuck. My name is Jay. I'm 19 years old and I've been writing for about 8 years. I'm a huge book worm and a bit of a junky for literature and writing in general. I like playing video games, cosplay, tumblr, pretty much any kind of music, and my cats. Meet the author- Favorite Genres: Horror/Suspence, Humor, Romance, Fantasy. Favorite Fandoms: Homestuck, Free!, Tokyo Ghoul, and lots of other stuff. Favorite Books: King Killer Chronicals, Fishbones, Pill Head, Favorite Musical Groups: Local Natives, A Perfect Circle, Pendulum, Studio Killers, and Two Door Cinema Club. "What happened to Learning How to Smile?" - The author just simply wasn't up to finishing it, he was too busy and doesn't want to give his readers something he half asses. He put it up for adoption and it got a new owner but he thinks she may have abandoned it as well. It just wasn't meant to be. | |||||||
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The Kids Aren't Alright by lobsterMatriarch reviews
It's hard to know what to do when bad things happen, and bad things happen a lot. You just do the best you can and hope it's enough. Sometimes it isn't. Sometimes things just suck in a way we can't handle. We can't be awesome all the time. (Post-Sburb. Dave trying to get himself together)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 77,469 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Dave S., Jade H. - Complete
Protégé by with teeth reviews
When he goes back, he doesn't expect things to get as sticky as they do. Way to break it, hero. Written for the KMeme.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,833 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Everyone But Me by Coshie reviews
Conrad is at Worth's again for blood. What he doesn't expect is Worth offering up his own. Rated for ConWorth action, language, and blood.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
I'm a Gambling Man by FroggyFran reviews
He never learned what a valuable hand was, but he sure knew how to put on a poker face. Nick/Ellis death m/m lemon Nick PoV
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,998 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Bedtime by madxviolet reviews
Nick and Ellis are forced to share a bed for a night. Turns out to not be so bad. I'm bad at summaries... Definitely lots of mansecks. Don't read if you're not into that.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,760 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Miranda Rights by Tai Ping reviews
Part of my 100 kink themes on y!gallery. Punk!Hanna and Detective!Zombie Jayne What happens when Jayne finds a dime bag of green leaves? Sex I assume?
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Hanna F., Zombie - Complete
Brass Balls by LifesLover reviews
The Officer smirked as he leaned in close to Roxas' ear and whispered, "Let's make a deal... you let me do whatever I want to you, and I'll get you off." Roxas shivered in anticipation. How could he refuse? /AkuRoku/Happy B-Day, terra hotaru/NC-17/
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,076 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Crossfire by asagohan-no-bento reviews
young!ConWorth. Basically a lot of smut following a very vague plot that will eventually run into the comic's actual plot line. Join me won't you? :D Posted for Dhampir72. R&R GRAPHIC SEXUAL CONTENT YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,657 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth
What Happens In Yardale by Hot Monkey Brain reviews
High school is all about heated rivalries and stupid mistakes, but it's not the end of the world. Only in this case, it might be. Gregory finds himself standing alone against the Anti-Christ and neither of them can see this ending well. Slash.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,013 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Gregory, Damien
Dogs of War by Zxel reviews
Can you blame me, Pete? For wanting to break you? Alternate universe. Gary/Petey. Character death.
Bully - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,938 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Gary S. - Complete
Kisses From Daddy by I Bought Earrings on Sale reviews
A look into the relationships between all of the preps and their fathers. Some good, some heart-breaking, some just plain weird and confusing.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,860 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009
Used by Delicious Poundcake reviews
Edgar Munsen made the biggest mistake of his life when he trusted Gary Smith...
Bully - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Edgar M., Gary S. - Complete
Paper Trail by Delicious Poundcake reviews
Post-game. The story of the next year at Bullworth Academy told through letters and notes. Features multiple pairings, liberal use of cheesy humour and Gord being utterly FABULOUS!
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,491 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Peter K., Gary S. - Complete
Control by Zxel reviews
He’s all right with pretending. He’s been pretending for a year that he and Gary are still friends, after all. Gary/Petey, no happy ending.
Bully - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Gary S., Peter K. - Complete
Shiny Happy Psychos by Like.A.Puppet.Only.Dumber reviews
Gary is alone in Happy Volts, passing the time by inflicting mental anguish on his fellow patients - but then Pete Kowalski makes an unexpected appearance, bringing with him a world of bribery and scandal.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 71,970 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Gary S., Peter K. - Complete
Five Therapists Gary Made Quit by hijklmnop reviews
...And One He Didn't. With a bump like Dr. Marjorie Giust has hidden under her cerulean pullover, she has to be pregnant or self-conscious. M for some disturbing themes
Bully - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,258 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Gary S. - Complete
Masculinity is the Watchword by hijklmnop reviews
It's about the time Gary starts physically WRESTLING the pants off of him that Pete realizes he's not getting out of wearing a skirt tonight. gary/pete. cross-dressing! Yes. Halloween's are always interesting.
Bully - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Gary S., Peter K. - Complete
Microcosm by Zxel reviews
Fifty sentences based on fifty prompts. Various pairings, slash and het. The majority are JimmyxGord, GaryxPetey, and JohnnyxPeanut.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
Recovering by Zxel reviews
He wonders if the tag would blow up if he were to climb that tree growing up the side of the fence and escape. There are break outs here every other day, via that old tree, but no one has bothered to hack it down yet. [Garycentric][GaryPetey][Oneshot]
Bully - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,794 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
The Bunny Suit by Zxel reviews
Petey sighed. When Gary put his mind to something, it was very hard to do anything but what he wanted you to do. [Crack][Oneshot]
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
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Homestuck Kink Alphabet reviews
Going through the Kink Alphabet with the characters from Homestuck. Multiple pairings. Kink and pairing will be labeled with chapter name.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,856 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/19/2019 - Published: 12/29/2012
Sun Hands reviews
In which Gamzee offers Karkat a little pick me up and a happy and horny Karkat is the result. Also, I suck at summaries.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Gamzee M., Karkat V.
Insert Ironic Title Here reviews
RP Based John is stuck as designated driver for his friends when they go to the local club. A blond bartender takes interest.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,771 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Dirk S., John E. - Complete
