I'm not going to say anything about myself, because I'm very sure that you don't give a damn about my boring life.

2010-07-07: I have now decided that I will launch a few new stories and see which you take most interest in and continue that one. So your feedback is most important.

"It takes a fool to remain sane" The Ark, It's so wonderful how that title really represents the truth.

"A broken heart can not be fixed with a simple apology and super glue." Unknown.

"Violence is like sex, it sells." John Alba, about the release of GTA 4. Oh yeah, isn't he right.

“Life is too short not to tell someone you love them if you do” Taken from Navy CIS. Agent Lauren Cassidy said that to Tony, It's a beautiful saying.

"A friend is someone who can tell you that you are an idiot." This is what I answered a friend when she asked me what the definition for a friend was, ten minutes later she told me that I was an Idiot.

"Fuck it." Chris Myles (Skins)

The sorting hat says that I belong in Hufflepuff!

Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot, and treat them just the same."

Hufflepuff students are friendly, fair-minded, modest, and hard-working. A well-known member was Cedric Diggory, who represented Hogwarts in the most recent Triwizard Tournament.

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