Nobody's Normalhide bio
 Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, and Death Note. I've been in here for many years, and finally decided to practice my passion. Slash has been my longest devotion, and my greatest love. I hate too much drama and love love-hate relationships. Its unattainable nature, its powerful desire, the battle inside the characters, the concept of carnal needs above all feelings is the core of its success. Many ask, why two boys?Why not straight stories?I don't think I have a right answer to that. I guess with straight relationships, you are not playing fair, when you are pushing this far. But men,they are built to resist :P And far,far hotter. Kisses, and before you think poorly of me, remember: Nobody's Normal. |
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Corruption by C.Queen reviews
No Malfoy has ever beaten a Potter. Scorpius Malfoy plans to change that however by using Al Potter's attraction to him as a weapon against the Potters. Only problem is Al has figured out the plan and he has some of his own. So who will corrupt who?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 139,763 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Song To Make You Stay by Never.A.Morning.Person reviews
You want your things weak and not broken, and you can't tell sarcasm from I love yous to save your life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mattress by iAvenger reviews
A little punishment was in order, they told him. Harry couldn't agree more. Draco had been making his life complicated since the beginning of auror training. Heavy slash. Bottom!Draco. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,354 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Two Sides of the Same Coin by noiselessheart reviews
Harry and Draco find out the hard way that the line between hate and love is a fine one, and that somewhere between the Battle of Hogwarts and being thrust back together as Hogwarts eighth years, they may have just crossed it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 117,277 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 2,680 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Whatever Tomorrow Brings by thewickednix reviews
The final battle calls for sacrifices with unexpected consequences. --Bonding, snark and scowl. The whole H/D package.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,315 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
In These Arms by thewickednix reviews
Learning to live again after the war is hard. But as he begins to play a strange game with a certain old nemesis of his, Draco Malfoy comes to realise that life is far more terrifying and more beautiful than he could have ever imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,834 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pleasance of the Dead by thewickednix reviews
Now, as he lay there, watching Malfoy's profile in the pale moonlight that had fought its way through the bars of the window, Harry could only wonder what in the world Malfoy had done to end up here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,739 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lost Cause by babyluw reviews
Wrote this ages ago over at LJ... hm. Heavy angst, as usually with me. Light bondage, drugs and things like that. ...so not the story I think off when I read a sum like that.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Renji A., Ichigo K. - Complete
Letting Go by UchiHime reviews
The hardest part of moving on isn't letting go. Short one-shot. Rated for mature themes. DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Shadow by kiskool reviews
One-shot set during Half-Blood Prince. "A shiver travels up my spine, provoked by the suggestive tickle of his magic. I hear him react to my reaction-an answer. I want to whimper, but I hear his shoe scruff on the ground. I think he's come closer ..."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,967 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Alleviation of Boredom by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Bored Aurors find a way to amuse themselves. Written because I needed some pointless fluff and kissing in the rain. NO WARNINGS OMG!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 100 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sometime Around Midnight by shamrocker531 reviews
HP/DM oneshot. Only months after the end of his marriage, Harry runs into someone that he never expected to see again and is flooded by memories, jealousy and a desperate need to fix his mistakes. Slight DM/BZ. Mentions of HP/GW, RW/HG. Explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,720 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Parseltongue Perversion by dracosoftie reviews
Harry finds out that Draco has a kink for Parseltongue, and he uses it to his advantage mercilessly.Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and slight dub-con. Also angst and no fluff. No, really. NO FLUFF.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 67 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Salt in Our Wounds by thewickednix reviews
**Sequel to Behind the Green Door** Four years have passed since Harry Potter escaped from the dungeons of the Manor, and Draco Malfoy's life has been shattered to pieces. Two haunted young men are brought together by the twists of fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,246 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Give It All by thewickednix reviews
Malfoys do not lose face. Except when faced with Harry Potter. -- One-shot, mirror-story of Given, from Draco's Pov.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Punishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,141 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 2,178 - Follows: 1,254 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Burning Bright by UchiHime reviews
They say first love bares no fruit... perhaps that's true. DMHP, smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Behind the Green Door by thewickednix reviews
In the midst of the Second War, Draco Malfoy witnesses his father's capture of Harry Potter. Draco is given a mission: to watch the Boy Who Lived. But in the dungeons of Malfoy Manor, something besides hate and enmity is born between two desperate souls.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,913 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Remember Me by Reinamy reviews
Thomas Haliburton wrote, "Hope is a pleasant acquaintance, but an unsafe friend." [Under Revision]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,483 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 12/3/2009 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
The Proposal by SellyDHBru reviews
Interesting things happen when one is drunk and is forced to spend time in the presence of his arch-nemesis… Secrets are discovered, mysteries unveiled and could the impossible be possible after all? There is only one way to find out…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 97,107 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Are We Having Fun Yet? by thewickednix reviews
After the war Harry Potter is out for vengeance, and who better to take it out on than a hospitalized Malfoy? But Harry has to learn that life is not always that simple, and good and bad are not always as we like them to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
For the Want of a Nail by thewickednix reviews
Only months before Draco's upcoming initiation to the Dark Side, an unexpected situation in a dark alleyway causes distortion in his plans. Draco is forced to rethink his options of how he is to get through the war on the winning side.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 77,914 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Distracted by XquidditchxbeaterX reviews
Harry can't keep his eyes off of a shirt-less Draco.Also has humor as its genre.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Swords and Snakes by Dragonangelx003 reviews
Harry decides to get a tattoo, guess who's going to be the one to give it to him. Slash Harry/Draco, Rated for a reason. No flames.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Ties That Bind Us by faithwood reviews
An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,405 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 2,309 - Follows: 311 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Rivals as Bed Partners by Smokes reviews
Harry and Draco have a peculiar romantic relationship, complete with rules to govern them. But a little bit of drink and an ex-boyfriend changes everything. Set during seventh year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,208 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Brave Boys Aren't Afraid of Wolves by petitesorciere reviews
Harry is trapped on a staircase, with a predatory Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,325 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Anything for Charity by oldenuf2nobetter reviews
When Hermione Granger comes to them with a plan to raise funds for an important charity, Draco Malfoy thinks it's a wonderful idea. Harry Potter, on the other hand, isn't quite as sure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Poison Apple by RobinRocks reviews
LxLight. Death Note with a Disney spin. Maybe their poison drenched love, this twisted fairytale of most wicked beauty, is all that matters, even when L is dragged back from his grave and faced with his poisoned apple again. Cowritten with Narroch.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 357,768 - Reviews: 2829 - Favs: 2,201 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
What is Slash? by clarex-ama reviews
Harry and Draco discover the world of Drarry slash by accidence... mwahaha... Okay, this may seem silly and it is but I like the idea of Harry and Draco reading Drarry slash together, so shoot me…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,061 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 128 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Oh my, Aphrodisiac Chocolate by clarex-ama reviews
Warning: These chocolates contain aphrodisiac potion! Consumed in large amounts can give the side effect of high sexual excitement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,212 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Popcorn by ladycross reviews
RenxIchi.Oneshot.Rated M for the scenes not for little kiddies. A movie marathon plus a drugged Ichigo plus a confused Renji, equals pure yaoi goodness! oh, and popcorn too...what's a movie marathon without popcorn, right?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,746 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Nervous, Yet? by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco slash oneshot written for hd falling community at Livejournal for keyword: Nervous...I need a cold shower. This fic contains MATURE adult insinuations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 84 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Power by Loethaelis reviews
Anakin's had it with being a second class sextoy. SLASH! AniObi, Bondage smut, PWP.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
God is in the Rain by XtinethePirate reviews
There are forces in nature that are inexorable. The thunder of the rain, love... fate. On Coruscant, the rain seems louder, more immediate. So is love. So is fate. ObiWan x Anakin in later chapters
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,317 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Please Don't Ask Me by jamie2109 reviews
Post War. Harry is married to Ginny, but one night he kisses Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,141 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Drowning Solitude by fascimility reviews
[SaitouKenshin]Kenshin stands in the rain, and thinks about things that have gone and why they will never come back again.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Saitou, Kenshin - Complete
Let's Pretend the War Is Over by pir8fancier reviews
Draco spends all day trying not to go crazy, Harry is king of takeaway.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,411 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 71 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ask Me No Questions by XtinethePirate reviews
Anakin and ObiWan. An interlude between the Jedi Boys in the shower leads to a pointed question... and an unexpected, but very emphatic, answer. Slashy PWP. [I'm told that a fireextinguisher is recommended. [blush]] Rated EXTREME R!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Upon this Earth by Kay the Cricketed reviews
[vague onesided HarryDraco implications] You never say goodbye to your enemies. Draco is a firm believer in that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
In the Closet by Kay the Cricketed reviews
[established HarryDraco, DRABBLE] After the war, there are still secrets buried in closets and blood on the streets.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Thin as Thimble by Kay the Cricketed reviews
[HD SLASH] Post-Hogwarts, Harry comes to visit him in the hospital. Draco would be grateful, if he hadn't lost the power of internal monologue. Twisted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/4/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Unlike Any Other by Kay the Cricketed reviews
(SLASH implications between Harry/Draco) There are many beautiful things in this world, but there are few that involve *him*.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
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Hold your breath reviews
Collection of Drabbles. 'Prequel' to 'your ex-lover is dead'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Summer at the Sway reviews
Harry and Hermione work at the notorious muggle sex shop Sway for the summer, much to Ron's dismay. Hermione disapproves of Harry's refusal to commit to a relationship,until Draco Malfoy comes along with an application that is about to change everything..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 65,803 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Your ex lover is dead reviews
And perhaps one day, I will knock on your door and see how you're doing, but I'll have to let go of the thought that you're still waiting for me somewhere first.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,313 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Five ways to die reviews
He was wrong about everything. I guess it was a talent.- mirror story of 'your ex-lover is dead' from Harry's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,658 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Polyjuice Cosplay reviews
Hogwarts is cosplaying under the effects of Polyjuice potion, and Harry is in the mood for some fun. Draco finds out that he himself, is...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,378 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
For the thrill of it reviews
'Kira'.I know you want to call me that.I dread it.I long for it.The moment you'll accept defeat.I live for it, Ryuzaki.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - L, Light Y.
The rules apply as written reviews
Boys and girls are not allowed" Blond and raven mix up their kinks in what is about to become...regular late night kitchen meetings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,550 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Counting Snowflakes reviews
I thought I'd like it if you were thinking of me while...counting snowflakes"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I do not show your face, just your heart's desire reviews
What if Dumbledore never moved the mirror of Erised? Can you deny your deepest desire when brought before your eyes? Mainly Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,547 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Drawn to me reviews
It's Harry's fault that they got stuck in a cave, and when Draco claims it's not in his power to stop himself, will Harry make a second mistake? What did Draco ask of the merpeople anyway?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
To Tame reviews
There is no such thing as too much for a Slytherin, Potter.There is too much for you though, you, who never acknowledged your need for forbidden things, but learned to tame every great desire your little head would slip into…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,684 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
