Hermione is dying from a curse on the blade Bellatrix used when torturing her at Malfoy Manor. Her only hope of surviving is to become pregnant with a Death Eaters' baby. Triad. No Incest

An assortment of M rated Dramione one-shots I intend to update regularly. An exploration of tropes, random ideas and spin offs from my other multi-chapter fics. Some dark, some fluff... some in between. Open to requests and challenges as they come up. More details inside.

Once upon a time Hermione Granger literally ran into Draco Malfoy in a bookshop. His mother sees a connection between her son and the muggleborn that she can't ignore and determines to get to know the girl. An imagining of how things could have gone if Hermione had been taken under the wing of the Malfoy family.

Will they or won't they? Oh, they will. Fluff for when you need it. Romantic short stories, multiple pairings, mostly Dramione but some by request. Includes Bachelorette, Reunion, and The Real World: Hogwarts series.

Her best friend's life was a mess and she would have done anything to make things better for him and his sons. So, when she found her former enemy in a similar situation her heart went out to him as well... and the beautiful blond baby in his arms didn't hurt his case. It was certainly enough for her to give him a second look.

Minerva McGonagall checks up on little Harry Potter and finds that not all is as it should be. She makes a decision that will change everything for the Boy Who Lives.

They were just pretending. And then they got stuck together. What now? Written for the Strictly Dramione Valentine's Day Fic Exchange Fest.

Draco finds himself living a Muggle lifestyle, up to and including purchasing a smartphone and using a dating app made for Muggle-borns and Half-bloods. There, he stumbles upon the profile of the last witch he had ever expected to find. (Inspired by one of my earlier works, Vibrations. Also inspired by Tinder lmao).

A betrayal of the worst kind has Hermione Granger seeking a place of solitude, where she can leave the world behind and be by herself. All Draco Malfoy wants is privacy, and his name to be forgotten. But is that the only thing they both want?

It's debatable, but having an *actual* spirit animal is not shaping up so great for Draco. The more he tries to embark on a self-improvement journey, the more his inner ferret seems to call the shots. And it just can't seem to stay away from Hermione Granger.

Draco has just about had enough of Hermione Granger. Always lurking, watching...probably judging. But the jokes at his expense? Well, now he intends to put an end to whatever game she is playing. Dramione EWE

It was too crazy, even in a Magical world with unicorns and ghosts. It was too wild, even for someone who flew on a Dragon's back and traveled in time. - Post-Hogwarts Hermione/Draco/Harry triad fic.

His entire world shifted and he was suddenly certain that his life was no longer really his own, it belonged to her. He could only hope she'd forgive him, could only hope she'd accept him. Because he was a veela and Hermione Granger was his mate. The only woman who had any chance of truly making him happy was the same girl he'd spent half a lifetime tormenting. Karma was a bitch.

He's to do what's expected of him. She's agreed to introduce him to eligible witches during the Ministry's five year celebration of the end of the war: A History of Magic. However, the course of true love never did run smooth. Fate has thrown a wrench in his mother's plans. Or did it?

This is the sequel to "Worst timing ever", so read that one first. A sort of amusing, sweet and partly awkward (kind of) fluff-ish tale about the further endeavours of the Malfoy men as they now have finally managed to chat up the women they fancy. Rated M for language and sexual content; you know; the things that make life interesting. Pairing: Draco/Hermione, Scorpius/Rose

He saved her. She saved him. They saved each other. Written for Quill & Parchments 2017 Holiday Fest. Oneshot. Complete.

A sort of amusing, sweet and partly awkward (kind of) fluff-ish tale about a weekend where the Malfoy men finally find the courage and chat up the women they fancy. The timing of it all could have been better, sort of… Rated M for language, reference to underage drinking and explicit sexual content; you know all the good things in life. Pairing: Draco/Hermione, Scorpius/Rose.

At Hogwarts, Hermione recognizes Draco Malfoy almost immediately but he only treats her cruelly. When he comes to her for help after the war, she discovers why that little boy she knew changed so much. Inspired by BoredRavenvlaw620's wonderful 'The Secret Life of Purebloods' in which Narcissa Malfoy takes a young Draco into the muggle world. EWE Dramione

Draco is a single dad trying to raise a teenager. Little does he know that his son has a crush on his own childhood nemisis who has taken up the post of Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts. Draco tries to juggle parenthood, awkward situations, and his own budding interest in Hermione Granger. WINNER Best Comedy, Summer 2017 Enchanted Awards.

*ONE-SHOT* Waking up between Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter is a new experience for Hermione Granger. It's been a long time since this pair of wizards have laid a finger on anyone but each other, but that's not going to stop them convincing Hermione to remind them all the ways to touch a girl. DM/HG/HP triad smut.

ONESHOT. COMPLETE. DRAMIONE. Draco Malfoy falls off his broom at the Quidditch pitch. A certain curly-haired bookworm comes to his rescue. Oneshot Dramione Rated M for a reason!

It is hereby ordered that unmarried Pureblood witches and wizards aged 17-30 must marry a person of Halfblood or Muggle-born status. Thus, within a generation no families will remain Pureblooded. Marriage Law twist. Society expects couples to do silly things, like go out on dates, even if you're not really dating, or meet your fiancé's parents. Complete.

Ever since Scorpius became friends with Rose, Hermione had become a staple part of his life. Draco wanted to make it permanent, he just didn't have the bollocks to do it. Until now.