Land of Spare Oomhide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Mary Poppins, and Guardians of the Galaxy. Fandoms: Harry Potter, Fantastic Beasts, Hunger Games, The Princess Bride, Mary Poppins, The Marvel Universe, Princess Diaries, Suicide Squad, Love Simon/Simon vs. The Homosapiens Agenda Respect your parents. They survived school without google. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. "A fish can be a turtle if he fucking wants to be. Don't spoil his dreams." -Brendon Urie "Both men and women should feel free to be sensitive. Both men and women should feel free to be strong." -Emma Watson "There's nothing wrong with you. There's a lot wrong with the world you live in." -Chris Colfer "I hate the word homophobia. It's not a phobia. You're not scared. You're an asshole." -Morgan Freeman "Win if you can, loose if you must, but always cheat." -Jesse Ventura |
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The Playboy and the Prefect by AndromedaBlack46 reviews
Ariadne Morrigan was never supposed to be sorted into Gryffindor House. She's bright, studious, and the most talented witch in her year, and Gryffindors are just reckless blundering balls of magical testosterone. When McGonagall pairs her with clever, moody, infuriating Sirius Black for a Transfiguration project, Ariadne is sure she'll never get another moment's peace.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 54,699 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 5/16/2018 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., OC
Our Infinity by Cheeky Slytherin Lass reviews
100 AUs about Remus and Sirius.::3. Tattoo artist!au: Sirius makes an impulsive decision in hopes of impressing the cute receptionist at the tattoo studio
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,424 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/3/2019 - Published: 8/14/2018 - [Remus L., Sirius B.]
Brams Universe by Over obsessive nerd reviews
This story is a spin off of the book simon vs the homosapien agenda. It is the book from Bram's point of view. I am still working on it and am going chapter by chapter. I am going to re write the entire book from his perspective. Please any feedback would be a huge help. Thank you so much.
Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,281 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/2/2019 - Published: 6/13/2018 - Blue/Bram
One by One by MykEsprit reviews
On Christmas Eve, Bellatrix makes her way through Malfoy Manor. Written for Twistmas - A Dark Remix Xmas Fest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2019 - Draco M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Pleasure, Power, Pain by Amandah Leigh reviews
Two days after Christmas, 1970, Bellatrix Black people-watches and reflects on the confusing recent past while contemplating love... which may or may not exist. She WANTS the Dark Lord, but can he be what she NEEDS? (One-Shot, Complete, lemony, not fluff)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,030 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2018 - [Bellatrix L., Voldemort] - Complete
Invisible by KernOnTheCob reviews
Because she's just soooo sick and tired of being invisible...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/27/2018 - Sally-Anne P. - Complete
Out of Place by QUEEN EMPATH reviews
On their wedding night, Nicolas Flamel decides that he can no longer bear to keep the secret of his magic from his beloved Perenelle. But the moment he tries to confess, he's transported into another world. Into a future, and into a life he never dreamed possible before that moment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/8/2018 - Albus D., Horace S., Nicolas F., Perenelle F. - Complete
Not Enough (It Never Would Be) by DobbyRocksSocks reviews
It was her fault. He didn't set out to be this way. Rated for murder, insanity, and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2018 - Cormac M. - Complete
Brick By Brick by Cheeky Slytherin Lass reviews
Bellatrix cannot forgive Andromeda's betrayal, and she will do everything she can to make her sister pay.:: canon divergence
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2018 - Bellatrix L., Andromeda T. - Complete
to cast a shadow by rhead-a-holyc reviews
[AT] Bellatrix manages to convince Andromeda away from Ted Tonks, and away from the Mudbloods.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2018 - Bellatrix L., Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Sweets by Don't Mind Me Just Reading reviews
Just an EXTREMELY short moment between Scorpius and Astoria as I've just seen A Cursed Child and its all I can think about.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2018 - Astoria G., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Night We Met by BlackHeart-FallenAngel reviews
My take on Draco's side during certain events in the series. Rated M for torture references.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/15/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dinner and Dessert by RobinTheSlytherin reviews
Tom Riddles returns to Wool’s. A story of vengeance… and dessert. (horror/dark) ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2018 - Complete
Of Live's Lost by Zivandre reviews
TW: DEATH, TORTURE, GORE, LANGUAGE! This is just a short trope on Psychotic!Draco, Dark!Draco, Obsessed!Draco. Readers have been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/22/2017 - Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Family Life by Dragon MoonX reviews
There's more to life than being a Snatcher. Join me for a look into the married life of Scabior as he raises his daughter, takes her to work with him, sings her to sleep, and still finds time to spend with his wife at the end of the day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 41,735 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/8/2017 - Published: 3/19/2015 - OC, Scabior - Complete
The Gryffindor Goddess by lesbianwitchlibrary reviews
Ginny hears Draco Malfoy has gotten a reputation as the "Slytherin Sex God." She decides to start a competition and make a name for herself as the Gryffindor Sex Goddess. Equal parts smut and plot. Lesbian pairings only.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,843 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 4/23/2017 - Published: 5/12/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W.
Antebellum by Malhearst
A collection of poetry about the broken soldiers of a war that hadn't yet happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 370 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2016 - Remus L., Scabior
Tell Me When It Hurts by lesbianwitchlibrary reviews
Cho and Fleur discover the beauty of that first time together - only with these two witches, that first time might get a little rough. Warnings for explicit sex and BDSM elements.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/10/2016 - Published: 1/30/2016 - [Cho C., Fleur D.]
Another little girl snatched by rosieali reviews
This is about Layla, a teenager who runs into Scabior and the snatchers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Scabior, OC
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I'm Mary Poppins, y'all! reviews
What would've happened if Yondu Udonta had taken Mary Poppins' place nannying the Banks children? Uncannon, duh.
Crossover - Mary Poppins & Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2019
The Prison on the Rocks reviews
A short descriptive paragraph I wrote about Azkaban Prison for school.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/28/2018
Old Traditions, New Worries, Borrowed Sadness, Blue Feelings reviews
Complete One-shot: Narcissa is forced into marrying Lucious, and her childhood best friend has something to say about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/25/2018 - Lucius M., Narcissa M., OC - Complete
