A Completely Sane Writerhide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Hellsing, Dead Space, and Harry Potter. (Insert Information and Memes Here) Profile rewritten due to it being blatant lies. Two ongoing stories currently, with somewhat sporadic but continuous updates. If you read one of my stories and have time to review, please do, even if it's just "good story," or "this was funny," it actually does motivate me. Actually, even if you have nothing to say but "ur story sux u gay noob," by all means review, I find flames hilarious and don't know why authors ask people not to leave them. |
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Chiaroscuro by boomvroomshroom reviews
"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 338,887 - Reviews: 8645 - Favs: 9,692 - Follows: 10,606 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H.
An Unfortunate Series in Which Enrico Maxwell Suffers A lot by DianaPrince31 reviews
Just a bunch of ficlets, in which Enrico Maxwell suffers physical abuse at the hands of our favorite vampire stompin, cigar chompin Hellsing Leader, Integra Hellsing.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,481 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/18/2019 - Published: 5/12/2017 - Enrico, Integra
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35549 - Favs: 26,521 - Follows: 19,547 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Reaching for a Dream by Noodlehammer reviews
Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 377,213 - Reviews: 5359 - Favs: 10,803 - Follows: 6,387 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Security Authors by Wherever Girl reviews
Mickey hires authors, WG and Fanatic, to be security guards at the House of Mouse. How hard can it be?
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 90,124 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 2/8/2013
Dead Space: Playing the Game by EcoSeeker247 reviews
What happens when Isaac somehow gets his hands on the first Dead Space? Out of curiosity, he decides to play it, and soon, the others are joining in on the fun of seeing their game counterparts come to life. Rated T for mild suggestive humor & language.
Dead Space - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,435 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Isaac C., Nicole B., C. Mercer, Kendra D. - Complete
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My Dear Subordinates reviews
Alucard is a troll, Walter is going senile, the Wild Geese are always drunk,The Dandy Man is on probation in Brazil, and The Doctor may have summoned Cthulhu. Whether they lead an organization of vampire hunters, Catholic crusaders, or Nazi vampires, every leader has to deal with frustrating subordinates. Inspired by the Bleach fanfiction, "Please Stop Eating the Hell Butterflies."
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,131 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/15/2019 - Published: 5/12/2018 - Enrico, Integra, The Major
Throwing in the Towel reviews
Even Dark Lords know when to give up sometimes. Plot heavily references Naruto, but is not a crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/19/2018 - Tom R. Jr.
The Dead Space King reviews
Having lost his ability to recognize himself after absorbing Schrodinger, Alucard finds himself in a strange new world and has no idea how to get out. Now, the No-Life King must traverse through a ship where the only thing to be found is death.
Crossover - Hellsing & Dead Space - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,015 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/9/2018 - Published: 8/22/2018 - Alucard
