Hey there!!

My name is Ashley, I'm 23, and I live in Florida!

I go to college in North Carolina, and I am studying Education. :)

I read/write fanfiction for:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer : Buffy/Spike

Twilight : Bella/Edward

Glee : Rachel/Finn

I love Once Upon A Time and Disney! :D

If you have any stories for those, let me know; I'd love to read them!

Also, I'm up for a challenge! Want something to happen in a story? Let me know! It could be anything, to an extent!

I don't write M rated stories!! And I don't cuss!

Follow me on Twitter!! @ashramey

Follow me on Tumblr!!

Wanna know something else about me? Message me and ask! :D

I'm gonna try and start typing up and uploading some of my other stories I've written in the past. It's been far too long since I've posted anything!

I am also currently working on a few projects. I have two different "series" I'm working on for all of you beautiful readers! :) And I am also trying to work on a personal project. I want to be an author for real. Like, write books, get them published, the works. I'm gonna be busy, but it'll be worth it! :)

I am working on making a website and blog to update about my writings...I don't want to break too many rules on here, so I figured I'd make my own website of my own. When every thing is complete, I'll post the urls!

Jesus is my everything!!!! =D

Who's working anyway?

The population of this country is 300 million.

160 million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 15 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama
Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city
governments.

And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are,
Sitting on your butt,

At your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice.