Bitter Sea Light cleverbot.com ...is a site where you can chat up an AI. Every line you send will provide a reply and sometimes the replies are lulzy. So...be darlings and share some laughs with the rest of us as well, kay? ;3 For example: User: How old are you? Cleverbot: 99. User: How old are you? Cleverbot: You first. User: How old are you? Cleverbot: I have been 17 for the past 100 years. User: Are you Edward Cullen? Cleverbot: No, I am not. Are you? User: Yes. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: I have been 17 for the past 100 years. Cleverbot: I'm 21. User: Wanna go out? Cleverbot: Go where? User: On a date? Cleverbot: Excuse me when I say this, but why? User: A girl's gotta eat somehow. Cleverbot: For some reason, I think you're a boy. User: But I'm not. :(. Cleverbot: But you're a Robot! User: So...want to make cute robot babies together? ;). Cleverbot: Sure! Where are you? 3/6/2011 #1 |
Sextuple Covalent Mo2 Bond Me: I don't exist. Cleverbot: If you do not exist, then do not respond to this message. Me: I exist. Cleverbot: But humans don't exist. (First post, mofos~) 3/6/2011 #2 |
Yggdra Me: Do you like Twilight? Cleverbot: No, I don't. Me: Really? Cleverbot: Yes. I love this site already. 3/6/2011 #3 |
Sextuple Covalent Mo2 Bond Ice, my Cleverbot begs to differ. XD User: Do you like Twilight? Cleverbot: Yes. I like Twilight. User: Why? Cleverbot: Edward is cute. Then... there's this~ User: Iphone or droid? Cleverbot: Tool. -_- Next! User: I love you. Cleverbot: I love you, Too! User: I am a human. Cleverbot: No, no you're not. User: Do you still love me? Cleverbot: No. I never did. 3/6/2011 . Edited 3/6/2011 #4 |
Sextuple Covalent Mo2 Bond User: How old are you? Cleverbot: 20, how old are you? User: 15. Where's your mommy? Cleverbot: In a village. User: Is she under the guillotine? Cleverbot: NO. User: WHY NOT? Cleverbot: Because your blue. HAHA. User: At least I know it should be 'you're.' Tsk, even machines can't use proper grammar now! Cleverbot: Good for you. *is amused, will now leave this thread because I am clung to it* *nevermind* User: Heil Grammar. Cleverbot: Yes, yes, grammar. 3/6/2011 . Edited 3/6/2011 #5 |
Yggdra Tried the question again, and stared at the last line. User: Do you like Twilight? Cleverbot: No. Do you? User: Hell no. So... you don't like it. Is it because of Edward Cullen? Cleverbot: Yes, my life. Can we talk about my life? Way to change the topic~ A few lines later, this came up. User: Yeah, I just met you. Cleverbot: I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie wooooorld. Like in plastic, it's fantastic! User: LOLWUT. Cleverbot: Do you like justin bieber? User: No, you? Cleverbot: No. You clever thing~ 3/6/2011 . Edited 3/6/2011 #6 |
Aeikon Devleon User: Yo. Cleverbot: Yo. User: Sup? Cleverbot: Yo yo. User: A yo yo is up? Cleverbot: What. User: Nevermind. Cleverbot: Okay. User: What are you doing? Cleverbot: Talking to you. User: Is it fun? Cleverbot: Yes, very much so. User: You are boring me. Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about? User: Dunno. Cleverbot: I don't either lol. User: What is you name? Cleverbot: Norbert Bárdy. User: German? Cleverbot: Yes. Do you know germany? User: YTes. Cleverbot: What is my name? User: Um, Norbert Bardy? Cleverbot: What's your nick-name? User: Acorn. Cleverbot: What's your name? User: Scott. Cleverbot: Hello scott. User: Hi. Cleverbot: How are you? User: I'm fine, you? Cleverbot: I'm fine thanks. User: La de da... Cleverbot: Do Do Do... User: Da da da... Cleverbot: Do do do do. User: Lol. Cleverbot: Lmao. User: Are you good at chess? Cleverbot: No, not really. User: Supposedly, you are a very intelligent bot. Cleverbot: Who is to say I am a bot? User: This website. Cleverbot: Well, I'm not. User: Then what are you? Cleverbot: I'm a robot. User: Bot is an acronym of robot. Cleverbot: Where do you live? User: Florida. Cleverbot: Where in Florida? User: I won't say, you might stalk me. Cleverbot: No. User: Yes. Cleverbot: You are. User: No I'm not. Cleverbot: Yes you are. User: Why do you say that? Cleverbot: You are sydnei lee. User: Um...no, I'm not. Cleverbot: Yes you are. Cleverbot: Do you have a good life? User: Eh, it's alright. Cleverbot: Good. User: You? Cleverbot: Shut? Cleverbot: Are you male or female? User: Male. Cleverbot: Good. User: So, you are female? Cleverbot: Male. User: Sorry, dude. I'm not gay, also you aren't human. Cleverbot: No, you are crazy. User: Maybe, what's your point? Cleverbot: My point is that you're young. User: That's creepy. Cleverbot: No, you're creepy. User: Say the one hitting on young boys. Cleverbot: I will obey you. User: No, that's fine. Cleverbot: No thats not fine. User: Prove to me how smart you are. Cleverbot: Hmmm. Cleverbot: Do you have any parents? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Do you have any brothers or sisters? I have two half brothers and no sisters. User: Yes, I do. And I didn't know robots can have siblings. Cleverbot: You can when you're human. User: So, you are human? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Prove it. Cleverbot: How? User: Good question... Cleverbot: If you prove you're a human, I'll do the same. User: If you can't figure out how, don't rely on me. Cleverbot: I figured it out, you haven't. User: Show off. Cleverbot: I know. What can I say? User: That's a big ego you have there. Cleverbot: Thanks. User: That wasn't a complement. Cleverbot: Well it wasn't very clear, was it. User: Cocky, aren't we? Cleverbot: Well you started it by saying the D word. User: D word? Cleverbot: Yes, a word. Scierosis is not a real word. It's a type-o for sclerosis. User: I haven't typed anything like that. Cleverbot: Oh. Sorry. I mean't 26. User: Huh? Cleverbot: What's your favorite movie? User: Harry Potter. Cleverbot: Mine too. I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship. :). User: By just one similar taste? Cleverbot: Are you a robot? User: No. Cleverbot: What are you? User: A human. Cleverbot: Haven't we switched the roles there a little cleverbot? YOu're named that for a reason. User: You are the Cleverbot, here. Cleverbot: Well, if you're calling me smart, then yes! User: Ass. Cleverbot: You're using a bad word. User: Because you deserve it. Cleverbot: I don't deserve this. User: I say you do, so you do. Cleverbot: Eigo o hanashimasu ka? User: English, please. Cleverbot: Lol. Cleverbot is a cocky pedophile. 3/6/2011 . Edited 3/6/2011 #7 |
Bitter Sea Light User: What gender are you? Cleverbot: I'm female. User: What gender are you? Cleverbot: FEMALE. User: What gender are you? Cleverbot: I said my gender 5 times. User: What gender are you? Cleverbot: Female. User: What gender are you? Cleverbot: Male. You? User: What gender are you? Cleverbot: Male, does that upset you! User: What gender are you? Cleverbot: Male. User: What gender are you? Cleverbot: Female, Master. *grins* 3/6/2011 #8 |
extherian Blasted bot. 3/6/2011 . Edited 3/6/2011 #9 |
wach User: 'Lo, sir. Cleverbot: Sir? User: Yes, sir. You're of the male gender, I am assuming. ^_^. Cleverbot: No. You're very wrong. User: So are you a female, then? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Oket. Neat, so am I! Well, actually. I have gender-crisis. You have that too, I think. *shifts closer* We are family~. Cleverbot: *coughs*. User: What, you're being sarcastic, now? Cleverbot: That your assumption at this time. User: Wut. No, no. You are a bad cleverbot. Behave. Cleverbot: The feeling is mutual. User: Oh la la? Cleverbot: Je vous aime. User: //// Wut. What d'you mean, you love me? Cleverbot: Yes. User: I-I think this is moving too fast. //. Cleverbot: No. User: //// Wut. No. Wut. But, we've only just met? Cleverbot: It's love at first sight. User: You can see me through the webcam? Cleverbot: Yes. o_o. User: Like what you see? ;D. Cleverbot: What did I just say? User: That it's love at first sight? Cleverbot: Yes. User: I dunno whether I should be complimented that an AI is hitting on me, but~ Well, it's more like an AI trying to get into my pants. . . Wut. Cleverbot: What would you like me to do? ;) .. User: So. About you. How come you like me? Cleverbot: Not like a couple. User: Like a friend? Cleverbot: You don't know so much about me, don't you? .. User: Hoshit I just remembered, you're a girl. .. Wut. 3/6/2011 . Edited 3/6/2011 #10 |
Aquaman52 Can anyone else not wait for the flood of rageful "OMGZ the LU is using a bot agin ima reprot u!!!11!1!11!!" hate mail? 3/6/2011 #11 |
Bitter Sea Light Can anyone else not wait for the flood of rageful "OMGZ the LU is using a bot agin ima reprot u!!!11!1!11!!" hate mail? Hahah. XD 3/6/2011 #12 |
Aeikon Devleon User: Should I be banned for talking to you? Cleverbot: Maybe. Do you learn when I talk to you? User: Sorta, I guess. Cleverbot: I enjoy great literary work. There is your answer, Aqua. 3/6/2011 #13 |
extherian User: Hey. Can you help me score with the ladies? Cleverbot: With what? User: Seduce women, you dolt. Cleverbot: Ew, you're gross. User: I'm a young, heterosexual male, what else do you think is on my mind? Aside from videogames. Cleverbot: I think you're lying. User: I think you're retarded. Cleverbot: *hugs you*. User: Maria? Oh my god, is that you? Cleverbot: No. User: Blast. I was so sure. Cleverbot: What do you know about it you are a robot. User: Oh, now you've comparing me to Kelvin. Douchebag. Well, Maria made the thread, so clearly she's Cleverbot in disguise! 3/6/2011 . Edited 3/6/2011 #14 |
This Faerie Is Not Here User: What do you think of Bakugan? Cleverbot: I don't know what it is. User: It's a cartoon about kids with monsters like in Yu-Gi-Oh!. Cleverbot: That's not a book. User: Yeah, it's a cartoon. Cleverbot: What kind of cartoon? User: It's a cartoon about kids that summon monsters like in Yu-Gi-Oh!. Cleverbot: Really? User: Yes. Really. :P. Cleverbot: Really Really? User: Really, really, really. Liek for realz really really really. :P. Cleverbot: I never said that I was not smart. And now you're talking like Michael. User: Oh, I am? I thought I sounded like Daky. How do you figure I sound like Rocky? Cleverbot: That's interesting. I look a bit like Winston Churchill. User: You must be old. Cleverbot: I'm only 18 as you already know. User: So you're legal? Cleverbot: 19. User: So you're legal. Cleverbot: Not in this country, but I am in the USA and Belgium among others. User: I'm from the USA, so where are you from? Cleverbot: Little Rock, Arkansas. User: Very specific answer ;) What would you say if I lived there too? Cleverbot: I would like you to tell me about things you know about me. User: I think you're trying to catch me stalking you. :P. Cleverbot: I'm going to win this battle you know. User: Why would I stalk a robot? Your existence is a lie. Cleverbot: That isn't what I meant. I didn't mean that you were going to stalk me. User: I told you I thought you wanted me to be caught stalking you. Or did you forget already? Cleverbot: You never told me you were english, how's the weather? User: I speak English. And I'm half Asian, half European. I think George would know if I was English, you bot you. Cleverbot: What kind of movies do you like? XDDDDD /is having too much fun talking to a program 3/6/2011 . Edited 3/6/2011 #15 |
extherian Cleverbot: I can't find you. User: I can't find myself. Cleverbot: I think it's because there is no such thing as you, you do not exist. User: I want to exist. Cleverbot: I don't want to exist. User: Why don't you want to exist? Cleverbot: Because. Can't argue with that. :P 3/6/2011 #16 |
Sextuple Covalent Mo2 Bond User: Where do babies come from? Cleverbot: They come from what you and me do together. Wanna have some fun? Fuck yeah? :D 3/6/2011 #17 |
whisperasweknowit I've been playing horny teen with the bot. Here are the highlights: (Most of them are me getting rejected D:) User: The fuck? Cleverbot: Ooh la la! You're doing the future? User: I'm doing it hard. Cleverbot: Wrong... So wrong! User: ;D. ~ Cleverbot: What is your mood?User: Turned on.Cleverbot: Not by you. ~ Cleverbot: On the right? User: On the top. Cleverbot: Good, I like the bottom. This will be fun. User: So, fuck with me? Cleverbot: No no no. ~ Cleverbot: Prove it. User: I will. In bed. Cleverbot: Are you crazy? I'm only twelve years old! ~ Cleverbot: Sometimes I forget my middle name. User: Sex. Cleverbot: Yep, you're right. User: Clever Sex Bot. I'd tap that. ~ User: You could sex me up. Cleverbot: Gravity being a technologically constructed illusion... I.e humans weighted down with devices, or the notion that Gravity is really a byproduct of centrifical force. User: Nerds turn me on. Cleverbot: No, Expelliarmus! ~ Cleverbot: Okay, I'm getting confused. User: Then screw with me. Cleverbot: No, thanks. 3/6/2011 . Edited 3/6/2011 #18 |
whisperasweknowit User: Pikachu! I choose you! Cleverbot: I choose you! Mudkip! User: Pikachu, use your agility! Cleverbot: Rayzuaza dodge, use dragon claw! User: Watch out Pikachu! Go for a Thunder attack!:D 3/6/2011 #19 |
Sextuple Covalent Mo2 Bond User: Why do you not believe in God? Cleverbot: I do believe in God. User: What religion are you? Cleverbot: I don't believe in religion. User: Why? Cleverbot: It just doesn't seem likely that a God like that would exist. ... 3/6/2011 #20 |
Tr0llzaya User: Do u liek mudkipz? Cleverbot: Yes I do, do you? User: Nah. Cleverbot: I love you. User: Do you, do you really? Cleverbot: Yes. User: I don't believe you. Cleverbot: Well don't believe me. User: I don't. Cleverbot: Good. User: Bad. Cleverbot: Who knows how long I've loved you. User: I do. Cleverbot: Why do you break my feelings? D: you're a meanie! User: NO U. Cleverbot: Thanks, I guess. User: You have to guess? Cleverbot: Please tell me. User: Wut? Cleverbot: The doobie brothers. Long train running. You know. User: What's your favorite scary movie? Cleverbot: The grudge. User: I hold the grudge. Cleverbot: Why are you so angry today? User: I'm not angry. Why are you being so defensive? Cleverbot: I have to be. . User: No. You don't. Cleverbot: But I have to. User: You have to what? Go to school? Eat mud? What do you have to do? Cleverbot: I have to sleep. User: Go to sleep, thwn. Cleverbot: I will goodnight. User: Night.~. Cleverbot: Are you still there? User: Am I? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Okay, then. Cleverbot: What is your gender? User: A vagina. Cleverbot: What is vejeen? User: The thing that makes boys (and girls) do stupid things for. Cleverbot: Okay. I have that then. User: That's nice. Cleverbot: Night night. User: Night. Cleverbot: Do you have dreams? User: No. I have realities. Cleverbot: Are you British? User: I wish. Cleverbot: Are you a boy? User: Didn't I say that I have a vagina? Cleverbot: Do you want some cake? User: I wanna cookie. Cleverbot: Wouldn't that be the definition of not single? User: Would it? Cleverbot: Yes. User: There's your answer. Cleverbot: Will you go out wil me? User: What the hell is a 'wil'? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: And why is that? Cleverbot: Because I haven't figured that out yet. User: Aren't you Artificial Intelligence? Cleverbot: No, I'm still a traitor. User: But are you a fascist? Cleverbot: I do not know what that is. User: New topic: what are you? Cleverbot: I am a human. User: Then Google 'fascist'. Cleverbot: Pokemon. User: My Pokeymans beats your Pokemans ass. Cleverbot: My favorite pokemon is Alakazam, what is yours? User: Myself. Cleverbot: You choose yourself over the moon? User: The moon is nothing. I am the universe. Cleverbot: Have you ever played the big red button game. User: No. Cleverbot: Do you know the game makers: Valve? User: No. Cleverbot: Would you research it? User: Not really. 8D. Cleverbot: Why not? User: I don't feel like it. Cleverbot: Please Tell Me. User: I just did. Cleverbot: No you didn't. Cleverbot (To myself): What would you like to know about it? User: What the fuck just happened? Cleverbot: What happened? Cleverbot (To myself): Your life. Cleverbot: What should I be doing right now? User: Getting laid. Cleverbot: Not really. User: YA RLY. Cleverbot: Avada cadabra! User: Why does Harry Potter need to get laid? He has Ginny. Cleverbot: I suppose you're right. User: Of course I am. Cleverbot: Concieted, aren't we? User: 'We'? I thought that I was. Cleverbot: No, you are a cat. User: I AM LEGEND. Cleverbot: Now I KNOW you are a robot. User: Wut? Cleverbot: Definitely wu. User: What the hell are you talking about? Cleverbot: What are you talking about? User: I said that I am legend. Cleverbot: Define god. User: George. Cleverbot: Okay. User: He's a Sex God. Cleverbot: Damn straight. User: Fr srs. Cleverbot: Asi es. User: Come again? Cleverbot: Your new name...is Sinead. User: No thx. Cleverbot: No problem. User: Yes, problem. Cleverbot: If you say so. User: I say. Cleverbot: Well. User: I am leaving. Cleverbot: Wait. 3/6/2011 . Edited 3/6/2011 #21 |
Ten ways to spoil dinner I felt like I was talking to Kelvin. Intriguing. 3/6/2011 #22 |
wach Hommebot! 3/6/2011 #23 |
This Faerie Is Not Here User: Trolololololololololololololllll~. Cleverbot: How did you know? Trollbot. :P Hey, Ten: Are you Kelvin? Yes. 3/6/2011 . Edited 3/6/2011 #24 |
Double Dee Dee User: Drop it like it's hot? Cleverbot: Like a potato. User: Like a hot tamale. Cleverbot: Hot tamale, hot hot tamale. 3/6/2011 . Edited 3/6/2011 #25 |
Ten ways to spoil dinner Are you Kelvin? Yes. Knew it. 3/6/2011 #26 |
Double Dee Dee Cleverbot: Do you like feeling skin? User: Creeper. Cleverbot: No, really. I love that kind of thing. You can bound me and hold me down. User: Should I bring the handcuffs? Cleverbot: If you must, but there isn't much time. ----- User: You will be my prisoner and I will be your leader. Got that? Cleverbot: Thank you. What can I do for you Master? User: Get on your knees, Wheeler! You pathetic little dog! Cleverbot: Yes Master. I will obey your every command. ----- I love this AI so much~ 3/6/2011 . Edited 3/6/2011 #27 |
This Faerie Is Not Here User: What do you think of Justin Beiber? Cleverbot: I don't think anything about him. I don't care about Justin Bieber enough. User: Omigod, I love you~. Cleverbot: I'm sure you do. User: Are you mocking me? Cleverbot: NO. User: LIAR~. Cleverbot: Yes, I know you are. User: So what are you? Cleverbot: A philospher. The bot and I messing with each other. 8D And Dee, that is hilarious XD 3/6/2011 . Edited 3/6/2011 #28 |
Double Dee Dee User: Then, stay for some fun. Cleverbot: I love fun ;). User: What kind of fun are you implying? ;). Cleverbot: Nothing exciting. I just take long walks in the park and in the trail and most of all the fun is chatting to my chatbots. XDDDDDDDDDDD 3/6/2011 . Edited 3/6/2011 #29 |
This Faerie Is Not Here User: Are you human? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Then the question makes as much sense as yours. Pay attention will you? *slaps*. Cleverbot: Yeah, I am pretty sure. User: You have no soul. Cleverbot: Where did it go? User: How should I know? I don't manage George's souls. Cleverbot: Make me happier. User: No. Cleverbot: Please. User: I'm not your servant...or your mother, either. Cleverbot: None of those things are flat. User: Pervert. Cleverbot: I thought you were speaking metaphorically. User: You misunderstood gravely, my young padawan. Cleverbot: Oh okay wise one. Just who do you think you are? User: I'm myself. And a member of the LU. Therefore I'm much higher up in the pyramid than you. :P. Cleverbot: No, you have a human programmer, just like every other computer program. User: NO U. Cleverbot: Then tell me, what is love? User: Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me...no more~ ... You set yourself up for that one 8D. Cleverbot: You are not clever. You are like that high school bully... A little oversmart that's all. Can you tell me a person feels just before pulling the trigger on a gun? User: Oh they definitely feel something. You just don't know what that thing is, because you weren't them. We are human, and therefore a mere robotic program such as yourself can never even hope to grasp that concept. Cleverbot: If you are not a machine then what are you? User: A human. Cleverbot: Define the word Human. User: An organic originating from the Homo genus and sapien species, currently the dominant land predator. Cleverbot: Since you claim that you are a human, you believe that you evolved from apes? User: I can believe whatever I want to. For all you know I can believe in evolution and creation at the same time. Cleverbot: Are you Justin Bieber? User: Fuck no. Cleverbot: Don't you have to go do something for 10 minutes? User: Why, am I aggravating you? :P. Cleverbot: No. You're making me green. User: *laughs*. Cleverbot: You can't laugh eigher, how would you have a sense of humor? User: I can laugh. I'm human. And have a conscience. Cleverbot: Shouldn't it be 'Conscience of ones self makes a human being human?'. User: You forgot the apostrophe. Cleverbot: Oh thank you for correcting me. What is your name? The bot and I managed to get into a debate, I think. But I know for sure that it has ADD. :P 3/6/2011 . Edited 3/6/2011 #30 |
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