I hate you.

Huh?

You heard me.

Why are you telling me this?

Because I want to.

Right. You're blocking the sun.

Pfft. I don't care

H-hey! Don't sit on me!

Shut up

Ughh. I hate it.

What?

You don't listen.

I'm your Lord; you're supposed to listen to me.

Whatever.

Don't roll your eyes at me. I hate it when you do that.

I hate how you're so pushy.

I hate the fact you're so stupid

I'm not stupid.

Yes you are.

Get off of me.

No.

I hate how you're so persistent.

I hate how you're taller than me.

Do you have to lie on me?

Yup.

You're weird.

You're thick.

You're cute.

You're handsome.

You're blushing.

Huh?

Bright pink.

S-shut up.

Don't get upset. It's really cute

Stop calling me cute.

But you are

Then I take it back

What?

You being handsome.

I am?

Shut up!

You're such a child

Coming from the child.

But I like to spoil you

I like being spoiled.

I live to protect you.

I like that.

I like you.

I love your smile.

I love your hair

Your smile is so cheesy

Your smile is so pretty.

You're cheesy.

You're pretty.

You're tall.

You're short.

You're my hero.

You're my princess.

Humpth.

Do you still hate me?

Yes.

Say it.

I love you.