I OWN NOTHING

Having many issues in real life and that writing fics is basically impossible doesn't stop me from loving whenever I make stories.

I lost a bet with a friend who's a massive fan of La Brava – or Love Lover as she's also known –, so I put everything I have here.

Main pairing and only one for Naruto: La Brava.

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Aizawa Shota, better known as Eraserhead, wasn't in the mood for dealing with anything. But when you're a hero, you have obligations. Reading the report in the clipboard he was handed – more like skimming – a question arose in his head. A few questions, actually, but the most important and only relevant in his mind was a simple and direct one:

"What the Hell am I looking at?" he asked the guard for instead of UA, he was in one of the highest security prisons in the country used only for villains too hard to contain. Not only that, but the one beside him showed it was a great deal of importance.

"I did want to question it too, Aizawa my man, but seeing is believing." All Might told the unshaven teacher, "Perhaps even seeing may not help you believe. However, this one is quite odd. That is why we decided to at least give him this chance."

"Rehabilitation." Aizawa summed it up, "You're crazy. You should book the kid until he never sees the light of day again. Put him behind the bricks until-"

"We have to try, or he'll waste his entire life like this." All Might's seriousness halted the shaggy haired man's rant.

"If I see no hope, you're on your-" his words died when a guard flew through the hall and crashed into a wall in front of an opened cell.

Rushing forward, the two heroes saw a bizarre sight. Five guards were trying to restrain a boy, a teen. He looked to be between sixteen and eighteen, had short, spiky hair, and a slightly foxy face. Most notably, his face had six scars, three on each cheek, resembling whiskers. Other than that, his deep blue eyes and light tan showed he was Japanese but had some mixed traits. And he wore the prison's orange jumpsuit.

As well as a thick steel vest which had chains linked to the heavy cuffs that covered his entire arms, magnetic greaves gluing him to the ground, and a collar with a massive chain. All five guards dogpiled the boy and tried to keep him down. One second passed, and both heroes watched the squad crash into the cell's walls while the kid panted raggedly. He smashed the futuristic cuffs against his collar to break it.

Until All Might stopped him, "That's enough." The top hero got a glare from the boy, an animalistic sneer which showed sharp fangs.

Replying rationally, the blond tried to hit him with a straight punch to the face, only for it to do nothing on the large hero's massive abs, "The Hell!?"

Aizawa walked forward, eyes locked on him, "See what I mean?" he asked the taller blond, "Way I see it, he's on a one-way trip to this slammer's deepest hole. Why bother?"

"Yo, dry-eyed bastard, how about you drop the shit with that Quirk and fight me fair and square?" the whiskered kid growled, "You only got me because you were lucky."

"Which is why I'm saying I'd like to see you rot in the worst pit here."

"Aizawa..." All Might warned his partner, who sighed tiredly.

"Don't say I didn't tell you, because I'll remind you." The skinny man said before leaning on a wall, not breaking eye contact with the boy.

"I will not." The top hero faced his fellow blond, grabbing the clipboard. "Listen, why don't we start from the beginning? We can-"

"Why do you care? Don't try to be nice so your partner in heroic bullshit can feel sorry for me." the kid glared at him.

All Might tensed, 'I can see he has a reason to be furious. The why will have to be worked on, but for now...' he composed himself quickly, "Boy, you know he is right. Your life will be over before it can even start. For you to throw it away doing little crimes like graffiti and stealing with such a Quirk is nothing but a waste."

"I thought we were free to do what we wanted." The blue-eyed boy growled, "Let's not forget how you heroes put villains behind bars when they're trying to get food, like I did! Or what about that dipshit Endeavor!? Did he tell you why I busted his nose even if I burnt my hand!? It's because he thought out loud that whoever the Hell his son is was bred to be better!"

"Listen, I'm alright with you spitting around and getting angry at dickheads like Endeavor." Aizawa said, shrugging, "I even recorded it. Anyway, this guy is offering you a chance."

"What do you even care?" the kid asked.

"None." The sleep-depraved-looking man shrugged, "I'm here because this guy offered me a good dinner if I help him set you straight."

"Wait, what!?" the blond exclaimed, "You mean to tell me you are here only to get a free meal out this guy here!?"

"No, but you'd like it to be that way, wouldn't you?" he shot back, getting a glare from the kid, "Listen, we all have our reasons to be heroes. I can see you give no shits about it, so I'll be blunt. The reason I am here is because I see you as a threat, plain and simple." Then he turned to a serious All Might, who waited patiently for him to continue, "But this guy wants to believe you can change for the better."

"Do you expect me to just say thank you and lick your feet?" the blond growled.

"No, but how about this?" he grinned darkly, "Why not show guys like Endeavor you can be better than them at being a hero?"

"What?" All Might turned when the boy asked that, smiling at Eraserhead.

Said lanky man smiled wider into a small, confident smirk, "Not so bad sounding, huh? Get out of here, kick villain ass, and make a better name for yourself than that guy. Of course, don't expect yourself to get very popular, but why not make everyone know you're stronger and better than even this guy?" he hooked a thumb to All Might.

Chuckling darkly, the kid lowered his head but looked the man in the eye, "You know what you're asking, right?"

"It's that, or a life here." Aizawa replied softly.

Growling with a smirk, the kid nodded, "Name's Naruto Uzumaki. What do you even want me to do?"

Later on, Aizawa and Toshinori walked forward, the top hero reading the file Aizawa had been handed.

"You owe me one." The slim man told the larger hero.

"You almost spoke as if you knew him." The blond replied, "Apparently, he hasn't had an easy life. Parents died at birth, getting into fights for being ridiculed until he found his Quirk as a late bloomer. It is a shame. One with such talent treated like that because of that is what makes too many villains..."

"I figured he's the kind who wants attention." The Quirk-erasing hero said, "I will drag him into this place's deepest pit if he doesn't control himself."

"We got his attention, it's a matter of making it work." The dry-eyed man grabbed the clipboard and looked through the pages, but soon furrowed his brow, "Where's the pen?"

"Beg your pardon?" Toshinori asked in surprise.

"This clipboard had a pen, didn't you see it when you grab..." the gears in their heads started to turn, "Well, shit. Kid's smarter than he looks."

Dashing to the cell, they found the blond holding the pen in his mouth and finally unlocking one of the cuffs, "Heh." He smirked as the two heroes got ready to act. Immediately, he threw the cuff at Aizawa's face at blinding speeds, forcing the hero to close his eyes when it smacked him on the forehead. Without the Quirk nullifier in his way, the blond disappeared from view.

A trail of golden light accompanied a *zip!* sound and he was right behind them with a smirk, "Catch me if you can!" he shouted and with another dash he was out of view.

"Oh no..." All Might gave chase quickly. By the time he called for the prison to be in lockdown, Naruto was at the entrance, taking off the top of his prison jumpsuit.

Keeping the baggy orange pants, he tied the jacket around his waist like a kilt, had a black sleeveless shirt underneath that showed his lean but strong physique, and white shoes. He was rather skinny and lanky, but his arms were marked, his pectorals had firm muscle, and his stomach was flat. Obviously, he was built for speed when in fights.

"Feels like I lost more time than I thought there," he grinned at the horizon and was gone from view.

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Name's Naruto Uzumaki, hero hater. Or rather, Quirk user hater.

Pretty hypocrite, I know, but you should know how those guys are.

First, bullying and ridiculing those who have no powers.

And if they gain powers, they better be great ones or they're laughed at.

But if you get a good one much later than you should, like me... well...

The other treatment may make you sick, to be honest.

Soon those grins of superiority turn into eyes pleading for attention.

Each and every single one of them were the same. First it was stuff like:

"What can you even hope to do?"

"Are you even good enough for anything?"

"Even if you can throw a good punch, you can't do shit Quirkless."

But once I got this Quirk, this ability of mine I still don't fully get...

"Wow, you are so amazing!"

"Hey, do you think we can team up!?"

"Have you thought of a good hero name!?"

"You could even surpass All Might!"

Sure, say how amazing my Quirk is now.

I stopped caring about what those two-faced morons thought long ago.

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"Ok, I need new clothes." Naruto told himself casually while strolling on the roof of the city, using his Quirk to dash to the next.

Before he could ask himself what to do, a pleading voice surprised him, "P-Please let me go." Looking down, he frowned when two high-school students bullied another kid. They surrounded the boy, a small pudgy child who looked like a raccoon.

Grinning, one of the larger teens patted the smaller boy's shoulder, "We heard your Quirk can turn things into other stuff, and we're out of cash. Look at it as helping those who are oppressed by the economy." His snickering and sly smiling didn't convince the other boy.

"N-No, please, you know it's a crime and-"

"Hey, just cough up some dough, it's not that hard for you!" the other bully wasn't as patient.

Soon, the sound of rushing wind zipped past their ears, and the yelling punk found himself stuck through a dumpster. His upper half was inside while his legs twitched outside. The other bully turned to Naruto, who eyed his outfit and grinned. Without a word, the sly high-schooler tried to punch him, and Naruto dashed forward. In a split second, he zipped inches from the bully's face, and zipped right behind him.

A swift kick with his heel aimed at the back of the punk's face had him knocked out, "I'm not much into uniforms, but I like your duds." He told the unconscious teen and started to rob him. Soon he had an orange short-sleeved shirt with yellow tropical flowers printed on it, black baggy school pants, a black school jacket with medium-length sleeves, and red sneakers.

However, he also had company, "Uh...um... thank you!" the raccoon boy bowed to him.

"..." Naruto looked away with a frown, then zipped out of view to the nearest rooftop, "Idiot. I'm the last person one should thank."

Without a care or an idea of what to do or where to go, he kept his tour through the city. Anything to keep him occupied until he was hungry, bored, or felt like sleeping. Zipping around the city for any fun thing to do, he made sure to avoid being noticed. Until he managed to skid to a halt at a small park where some punks were gathering. Judging by the fact the teenagers smoked and wore flashy clothes, he found prey.

"Hey, what're you looking at?" one of them growled.

Waving with a smirk, the foxy boy spoke up, "Hey, I'm just bored and wanted to play for a bit." He pulled out a couple bills he took from the bullies he knocked out, "How about a bet?"

Eagerly, the other teens approached him, "Cocky, aren't you?" the obvious leader smirked. "Alright, what is it we're betting?"

Shrugging, the blond smiled smoothly, "I'm what you call a punch-out artist."

"What's that?" one of them asked, "Is it like a fisting artist?"

"Ugh, no, dumbass." Naruto groaned at the mental image, "It means I let you guys try to hit me for a minute. And we make bets. You land a hit, and you get double your money back."

"Sounds like fun, but we're using Quirks, right?" one of them grinned darkly, his arm shooting thorns which he shot at the floor.

Grinning back, the blond nodded, "It wouldn't be fun otherwise, right? How about you guys try to take me on all at once."

"You're on!" they shouted.

A full minute later, and the teens were exhausted, on their knees, and out of cash. Naruto was counting the bills while atop a lamppost with a shit-eating grin.

One of the punks was mad, "What the hell kind of Quirk was that!? We hit you from all angles!"

"As a matter of fact, I haven't bothered finding out." Naruto replied before pocketing the money, "Thanks for the easy cash, idiots."

Leaving them to growl, he zipped out of view and into a different district. Food establishments and normal – by Japanese standards – entertainment businesses were piled in several buildings. Arcades, batting cages, fast food joints, and people handing out handkerchiefs. Pausing to contemplate what to do, the blond was swayed by his stomach and the smell of noodles from a small cart.

"Oh, what can I get for you?" the owner, an elderly woman in an apron and a handkerchief on her head, asked from her small, rundown stand.

"Miso, extra-large." The blond replied and paid in advance.

"Coming right up, young man." She started to work while he took a seat, "Say, you're far away from your school. Any reason for that?"

"Just looking around. Besides, it's not like I need school." He grinned, "I've got street smarts to make idiots fall for anything."

Frowning, she tried to talk gently to him, "Now, now, young one, you may be a costumer, but that kind of attitude won't get you far."

"Got me to pay for your ramen, which is good enough for me." the blond cockily crossed his arms, "What's the next best thing? Be a hero? Not my thing.

"I hope you find a good path for you regardless, then." She said simply and handed him a bowl.

"Good." He said both as an answer and to compliment the meal. Just as he was about to dig in, a large crashing sound echoed through the city. Looking up with a mouthful of noodles hanging from his lips, he slurped them to see Mt. Lady. Said giant heroine was in her building-sized mode and had a grin when she noted him.

"Gotcha!" she tried to grab him, only for a zipping sound to move the stand, the owner, and the bowl of well-done miso ramen away from her.

"Let's do this, then." Naruto replied while holding the bowl in one hand and the chopsticks on the other.

Zipping away from her next grab, he landed on the back of her hand, slurping his noodles while running right at her. A grin appeared on his lips soaked with his delicious food, and it quickly turned into a sneer. Two hands slashed the air with sharp claws for nails. Dodging by zipping to the side and standing on Mt. Lady's shoulder, he glared at the one who had cut his bowl to ribbons.

As he swallowed his last mouthful and tossed the chopsticks, his new opponent skidded to a halt. It was a brunet with spiky, short hair, a black coat with fake fur on the cuffs and collar, and combat slacks and boots. On his cheeks were two odd triangle marks, one on each and both red like fangs. His slit pupils gave him a feral appearance combined with his sharp nails and bared fangs.

"Oi, Dead Last, get ready for the beating you deserve!" he growled at the blond, who zipped back to the streets before the blonde heroine could've caught him.

Aiming his chopsticks at the dog-like boy, Naruto shot back, "That's my line, flea bag. And last I recall, you couldn't catch me even if you wanted to." He grinned cockily when his words angered the other boy, "And I see you're still just another mutt. Following this chick as an intern like some lost puppy? Sad, huh?"

"Like anything you say matters." The brunet snapped, "You know what we're called because of you and that other bastard, the Worst Generation! Kicking your teeth in is the one way we can clear our names, you selfish son of a bitch!"

When the dog boy rushed at him, the blond twirled his chopsticks and zipped forward. Time slowed down for him as the brunet tried to slash his torso open. Grabbing his fingers with his makeshift weapon, his next move was ridiculous and effective. Pulling the other teen's arm behind his back by gripping his finger tighter, he elbowed him on the chest to stun him before pinching his nose with the chopsticks.

"Still sore I kicked your ass?" he taunted him.

Slashing the wooden sticks, the brunet freed himself and tried to slash the blond, who quickly disappeared and reappeared right behind him. A swift kick to the back of his leg swept the dog boy off his feet. Falling hard on the ground, he was defenseless when the blond lifted a leg to crush his head. But before he could've curb-stomped him, a swarm of countless bugs went his way.

Gritting his teeth, the blond zipped away, standing on a lamppost to see the newcomer, "Naruto, please listen to reason. And you, Kiba, do not let your anger blind you."

Looking at the mysteriously robed new figure, Naruto frowned. The newcomer was covered in a large white cloak with a hoodie, had shades on, and a collar that hid his nose and mouth. Anything else was a complete and utter mystery. Other than the buzzing of what sounded like countless insects inside his clothes, there was nothing else that gave away who he was.

"The Hell are you?" Naruto bluntly asked.

"Shino Aburame. Or Swarm Master as I'm known now." The hero said, "And you, Naruto Uzumaki, are our target. You are to be brought back to be rehabilitated."

Naruto was quick to answer, "Nuts to that! And seriously, who the Hell are you!?"

The bug controller sulked, "I see... I still don't stand out..."

"Oi Shino, forget about it and let's kick his ass!" Kiba growled while they turned to the boy.

"Hey, remember you are interns!" Mt. Lady frowned, "Do not forget you have to let the pros handle this!"

"And you should watch where you're swinging your tits!" Naruto yelled with a smug expression.

"Naruto." The next voice and face had his entire attitude spin.

A complete 180 degrees change; he glared at a pink-haired girl with a short do, green eyes, a large forehead, and little to no curves to speak about. Wearing a red top and black biker shorts with a white skirt over it, she almost seemed inoffensive. With black leather gloves, kneepads and elbow guards, and a red bandana on her head resembling bunny ears, she seemed out of a cheap fighting game.

"To what do I owe the displeasure, Sakura?" he asked venomously.

Looking seriously at him, the pinkette spoke up, "You know you can do better than this. What happened before... We're all wrong here. But you are the one who can still-"

"Beat him?" he asked, getting her to suck in a sharp gasp, "Is that it? Tell me I'm wrong. It's only because I kicked his ass that he left and became what he is. I just don't care."

"How can you say that!?" she yelled back, "Didn't you try to be a hero to begin with!?"

"And see where that got us." he retorted, "Kiss every ass you want, I'm not groveling for people to praise me after all the shit they throw at others."

"Fine then." She adjusted her gloves, "If you won't listen to reason..." then punched the ground, lifting a boulder as big as a van, "...we're taking you by force!"

"Ah, they're getting kinda cool!" Mt. Lady gasped in awe at her interns while Naruto cracked a few joints on his neck.

Skipping in place to stretch his legs, he made a come-on motion to the heroes. As soon as the pinkette threw the boulder, Naruto zipped right at it and then right through with a punch! Debris flew out of his way as he zipped right at the pink-haired girl. She replied by punching the ground again, so hard she made a spike shoot up as a wall to protect her. Immediately, the other boys attacked when seeing an opening.

"Get bent!" Kiba growled as he leapt onto and then off the spike Naruto kicked and shattered.

Reacting immediately, the blond zipped away and right behind Sakura. Gasping, she tried to punch him, but he was far faster. Sweeping her off her feet, he watched her falling as slow as a slug moved. Moving even swifter, he got up and kicked her in the gut while she was midair. The strike sent her to crash against Kiba just when he slashed the spot the blond stood on seconds ago.

Hearing buzzing, he zipped right at Shino, who merely lifted a hand to have his bugs not only take the blow but grab Naruto's arm, "You may be fast, but they don't come off easy." He warned the blond casually as he walked around him.

Cringing at the countless tiny legs crawling on his skin, Naruto grunted a response, "Ugh, now I remember you. You always creeped me out."

He was promptly lifted off the floor and slammed on the ground, where Mt. Lady pinned him under her hand, "Alright, good job following my instructions!" she said hastily, showing a nervous smile that told what a liar she was being.

Groaning under the giant woman's hand, Naruto glared as Sakura and Kiba walked to him, "That's twice you've been captured today, punk." The latter grinned.

"Please give it up." The girl asked him, "If you reconsider, you can change. You could even-"

"Go out with you? What a great pleasure!" he snarled sarcastically, struggling to push off the giant hand which was wrapped around him, "Shit!"

Lifting him to eye level, Mt. Lady narrowed her eyes at the blond, "You've done enough, mister. Too bad you couldn't be a hero, you'd have been a cute sidekick."

Putting her thumb on his head to keep him pinned down, the bombshell angered him, "And too bad you don't know a few things I do."

With his head pressed near the soft muscle between her thumb and index finger under a thin flap of skin, he bit her. Hard. However, while Mt. Lady let out an unladylike scream, tears welled up in her eyes, and her body shook, she didn't let him go. Instead, she glared and was tempted to crush him in her hand, but quickly remembered how people frowned upon heroes who abused their powers.

"Give it up, Naruto!" Sakura pleaded, "Please, just let us end this! We can face him and finish our bad reputation, together, as we should have!"

"Damn you..." the blond growled, "Like I told you, I just want to be free!" he yelled at the skies, looking at those below you, "You... All of you who just look after your heroes like they're the beacons of good... None of you have any idea what they're like! Don't joke with me! Why do I have to be a hero because you say so!? What if I had never had a Quirk!?"

"That's the downside for you." Kiba said firmly, "You're nothing but an asshole! Even if you didn't have one, what makes you think you can do what you want!?"

Growing furious, the blond snapped, "I won't..." he started, his body shooting out yellow sparks.

"W-What's he doing!?" Mt. Lady asked in shock as her hand trembled. She used the other to keep him in place, but it shook more.

Memories ran through the boy's mind of events that felt too real, haunting him in the present with untold pain.

Being shunned, laughed from the backs of others, left out because of what he was.

Rumors, whispers, stories made up by those who didn't know him.

"His parents died? Were their Quirks that weak?"

"Who'd want someone so useless as a sidekick..."

"Dreaming isn't for you."

And then, those praises...

"What a Quirk! You can sure be number one!"

"Congratulations on making it to UA!"

"You could accomplish a lot in your life."

Empty.

Every word sounded empty.

From the bottom of his heart, real words filled with the meaning he chose for them echoed true, "I won't let you chain me down!"

An explosion of yellow light forced Mt. Lady to open her palms to reveal... six Narutos, "Oh shit!" Kiba exclaimed. As one, the sextuplets landed on the floor, looking at each other in confusion, then at themselves. And then, with wide grins, a simple exchange of nods between them, they zipped forward.

Blasting forward, the match was more than evened. One Naruto went right at Kiba, letting him take three swipes before flipping over him. Curling himself into a ball, the blond got right behind him and into position. Delivering both heels to the dog boy's back, he sent him straight into another blond's punch. Kiba grunted and fell back, trying to get up only to fall once again.

For her part, Sakura had one running in circles around her, and every time she punched he zipped away. Growling, she slammed her hand on the ground hard enough to make a crater. It got him to lose his footing, landing flat on his face. But once she approached him to apprehend him, the blond grinned and swept her off her feet with a kick from the floor. Gripping her shoulders once he got up, he launched her into Kiba.

As the two grunted from the pain, Shino had to deal with two at the same time. His swarms of bugs made two large fists attempting to punch them, but keeping his eyes on two at once was difficult. Soon both the speedy blond boys got close enough to mimic Sakura's move. With golden energy jolting around their arms, they punched the ground hard enough to send a shockwave at the bug Quirk user.

Once she saw the last of her interns fly up, Mt. Lady ground her teeth, "What the-" she froze when feeling two feet on her shoulder to find the missing Naruto.

"Lights out, lady!" he shouted and sucker-punched her hard enough to make her fall... into the old lady's stand!

"Oh my..." the poor woman froze as she and other civilians were about to be crushed.

"Shit!" swearing as one, the six Narutos looked at each other, nodded, and zipped right in front of the blonde giant.

Zipping up towards her, all six pushed her back, getting the woman to regain consciousness and recover her footing. Thanks to his speed cancelling her weight and having cloned himself, he avoided any major loss. A job well done, had he been a hero. As soon as he landed and took a deep breath, his copies disappeared in golden flashes. It seemed that trick could tire him out if used recklessly.

"Get him!" someone shouted behind Naruto, who turned to see none other than All Might.

"Naruto, it has to end." The larger blond said and approached him, gently holding a hand to him.

"Listen to that, then." The blond shot back, cupping a hand to his ear.

"You can do it, All Might!"

"Pummel him with your Smash!"

"Go All Might!"

"Give up, you villain!"

Grinning at his fellow blond, Naruto put his hands on his hips, "Go on..." he motioned with a hand for the hero to advance, then pointed to his chin with a wagging finger, "Finish it. Aren't you the hero? Aren't you going to put the bad guy behind bars like these people want you to?" he then yelled to the heavens, "Or do you want to say how they'd praise me if I became like you!?"

Everyone shut up, although some fools took it as a pause, "You're just a villain, why do you-"

"Can you shut your hole you damn vultures!?" his scream silenced everyone, "All of you, every single one of you damn jackals want to see this show and dance over and over again! Praising the heroes who do what you can't do, and booing those who upset you! If All Might weren't here, what would you have done!?" he turned to one of them, "Would you fight me, then!?"

"Ah, I..." a businessman in a suit sweated.

"What about you, then!?" he yelled at a schoolgirl, who shied away. Her expression further enraged her, "You all make me sick!" he scratched his head madly, "None of you wants saviors, heroes or beacons of any damn light! You hyenas want slaves to praise when they're useful and eat up while they do what you dream of! But what if they couldn't do so!? What if they're useless!?"

"Naruto, that is enough." The man told him firmly, placing a hand on the tired teen's shoulder, "Perhaps you are right, but to not realize what you're becoming will only destroy you."

"Sorry, pretty speeches don't save anyone." The boy told him bluntly, "Anyway, take me to the slammer if you want to. We'll see how long until I break out once I rest."

"And yet..." the top hero smiled softly at him, "You saved them when you could have run away. If that's not proof you want to change, I'll find more."

"..." Naruto remained silent as the police arrived.

XXXXXX

"In other news, Naruto Uzumaki, former UA student turned rogue, was captured after his escape attempt. First being captured by the combined efforts of Endeavor and a few other heroes, this once promising child broke free due to a miscalculation from the guards. Fortunately, All Might managed to arrive to capture him after he engaged and almost defeated Mt. Lady and her team of interns."

"Sad news indeed. With such talents and that Quirk, he could have become one of the top heroes. Rumors are that his fellow classmates of the now dubbed Worst Generation tried to clear their names by capturing him. Unfortunately, it seems that their efforts backfired. Last but not least, reports of the other student who gave them such a name seem to indicate one Sasuke Uchiha may be hiding."

"According to witnesses and testimony from anonymous sources, it appears Uzumaki fought Uchiha. Things had always been sour as the once prodigious child of the Uchiha clan lost in a brutal fashion. After such a blow to their pride twisting the knife that was the betrayal of the Uchiha massacre at the hands of one Obito Uchiha, it seems such prestigious family can never have it easy."

Turning off the tube in a luxurious and spacious office with a red carpet, samurai armor in crystal cases, a large desk of the finest ebony, a bar with insanely expensive wine bottles, and smooth jazz, a man sighed. A rather imposing figure wearing a purely black suit consisting of a trench coat, vest, shirt, dress pants, dress shoes, and a tie with a war-fan pin on it. His pale face and ridiculously long spiky mane gave him away.

"Madara-san, are you available?" asked a voice through a phone on his desk.

Smoothly, the man took a drag from a cigar before answering, "I have heard the news, yes. Are there any changes?"

"No. All things considered, everything's still going as planned. Even if he has heard of it-"

"Do not let him out of your sights." He rolled his cigar as he ended the call and stood up, "Time to meet you again, Naruto." He grinned darkly, his eyes shining red, "All For One and One For All shall be sad pathetic excuses of power compared to what you'll grant me."

XXXXXX

And that's my rap!

Questions you may have:

Wait, why would he give up if he said he wants to be free!? You hypocrite! Yeah, try and fight All Might when exhausting your energies after discovering a new ability.

Ugh, La Brava isn't hot, why not add Momo, Mina or another girl in a harem? Because I am a man of my word and I lost a bet to the bastard who will not be named after managing to eat an entire pizza under 15 minutes before I could.

Narutoverse characters here!? This is gonna suck! Calm down, I will use them to advance the story rather than shoehorn Naruto in canon events.

You should give Naruto all bloodlines as Quirks! Trust me, what I've given him here is plenty powerful, and no, it's not the Flash's powers – though it is similar in some basics.

This isn't Naruto, it's- It's what Naruto would've been if he had listened to his dark side when trying to control Kurama's power. This story is a take on that "what if Naruto listened and accepted the good points his evil half had?" scenario. In this case, it's set in MHA because I'm feeling a bit edgy.

Why you making this edgy crap when you love lighthearted stuff!? Hypocrite! I'm human, so when I'm stressed and feel like blowing out steam I make stuff like this. For other examples of when I feel like doing this feel free to read "Castlevania: Lord of Kitsunes" and "Bloody Steel", which are far edgier than this.

Naruto should be in the right and you should bash everyone! Why don't you!? Bashing bores me. Nowadays I can't even get angry, just indifferent. I can get extremely furious with certain characters, but it's not fun being angry. All I want is to have fun, and I try to make my stories the best I can. That's why Naruto won't be in the right, he may have points you may agree with, but he's in a very self-destructive path.

Besides, bashing is mostly exaggerating someone's flaws. Then again, I am going to make Sasuke a villain, so you're free to call me a hypocrite there.

Eloquent person: what is Naruto's power? I won't spoil what it really is, but I'll admit I was very inspired by the Shock stick fight shorts by terkoiz. Those are rather old, but you can see in Shock 2 what I'm ripping off. However, a dirty thief I try not to be. Naruto's power will be explained much, MUCH later on.

Swordslinger out!