Cute. However, (not to nit-pick, but-) it's Spectre as in SPECial Tactics and REcon. I like this fic.

Light, casual reading. A welcome change to the normal "fate of the galaxy, betrayal, tension" stuff I usually read.

But be nice to Canada. D: Their bacon sucks, but they're cool otherwise.

Being a Spectre does mean that everyone just looks the other way at any... eccentricities you may present.

Great chapter! I'm loving the story, it's hilarious! Looking foreword to the next chapter :)

LOL. That's all I got. That's all I can think of that describes what I think so far.

Fish are usually much better company than people. I am with Shep here. I love it like usual!

Ohhhh hope she doesn't touch the Krogan liquor again! And in all honesty, I talk to my fish too. Maybe I'm crazy, or maybe we just aren't!

Very funny story, definitely keep writing! If not for the fact that I'd love to hear about the 'Jacob smells' part :-D

This may seem sudden, especially as I have only just now discovered your story, but I think I am in love with your style.

Poor Shepard, another innocent victim of one Mess Sergeant Gardner, or as C-Sec and the media have dubbed him, the infamous 'Food Fatale of the Normandy.'

Have to say I definitely chuckled out loud, I'm hoping it was some kind of fridge deodorant or something, otherwise the crew would be unable to go on missions.

Looking forward to where you go with your list.

I know this sounds cliche but I just laughed out loud more times than I remember doing in a very long time. I loved the list and this chapter, so please don't stop writing. I also have to give you an internet cookie for your user name.

Can you say "trollface"?

This story is great.