I LOVE YOU FOR WRITING THIS. THIS IS PERFECT. NEVER CHANGE THIS. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. YOU'RE AWESOME.

Just five words. What. The. Heck. Is. This?!

Ok there are more words. This is some of da randomest nonensensical idiotic stuff i have ever seen... I AM IMPRESSED.

Fantastic !

Oh my gosh, this is hilarious. That has to be the best Doctor rant I've ever read.

And that ending! It's perfect but I do hope there's more someday.

So, The TARDIS, the VORTEX, Rose and Jack's post Parting DNA all mixed up into a brand new being.

Tell us this tale, details...who is the new ship FOR?

This is hilarious. Excellent peice

THIS. WAS. GENIUS.

-Q

I–what–did that just happen? Did Jack seriously get the TARDIS pregnant? I'm having a hard time determining whether Jack is with Ianto, the Doctor, or the TARDIS...well favorited anyways

Oh please please please tell me there is a sequel to this! I beg you please make a sequel! I just about died with the ending you gave!

That is hereby my Very Favorite Ever rant from the Doctor!

I leave you with two statements:

Only Jack could possibly pull that off.

And

Brilliant.

LMAO. Fantastic rant

OMG! I just reread this! I hadn't noticed before that the Doctor told Jack the Master's name!

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... This is totally now my headcannon.

This story is brilliant, I laughed so much. Well done