"I was a bit surprised that Ziva knew how to knit. She said they taught her to do all kinds of things with knitting needles at Mossad. Apparently knitting wasn't one of those things, but since they had the needles handy she taught herself."

LMAO

though I think the jam making was my favourite :D

A hilarious piece of crack. I'm still not sure whether or not I think they had sex during that timeframe, but my uncertainty doesn't take away from my enjoyment of this fic.

LOL definitively the last one xD

I have read this so many times I lose count! I love it especially the fact that Tony has a diary which is cute. I absolutely loved the bluntness of possibility two. It was so simple but so effective it just made me burst into laughter! Well done and really well written!

Haha ;) That was, in one word, phenominal. I was confused at first because of some of the randomness, but then I just started laughing at the absurdity.

The best part about this is the first was so detailed and the second was so blunt.

Thanks for the great laugh, this was sheer genius.

Wow, I LOVE this! It's so creative and detailed in its random irrelevance, I was laughing out loud from the second paragraph. Genius work!

.You. Truly. This story(thingy) is amazing. I died of the trueness. But I didn't actually die. Don'

t worry...

I come back to this story every time I'm sad and it makes me laugh every time!

i read this on another website and i looooved it! this is one of the funniest things i have ever read!

I loved this! You put so much detail into option 1, with the knitting, loved that, jam, and I love that Ziva was mad Tony didn't know any of the books his movies were based on, and he was clueless on why she was mad.

This is really well written, as you read you see their actions get more and more absurd because they're doing the wackiest things to avoid having sex. And the neighbors were great additions. Asking if he was gay was brilliant, and Tony was so clueless.

By the end, I kind of thought I was in a Hallmark NCIS world.

I think they did option one, just because they're them, and they're absurd, and no one would ever believe that's what they were doing. Though option two just got pushed down until Gibbs' got back, obviously. ;D

Love this. So much thought put into it. Keep up the great work!

Wow! This was amazing and so funny. Personally I like option 1. Just cuz it seems nice and happy! :)

definitely possiblity 2. definitly. 8]

TIVA 4EVR!

hahahahahaha!

I laughed so hard at possibility two (after the long possibility one)

loved it!

haha monopoly jam and safer diving skill in contrast to sex, how lovley

This? Rocks so much.