This is hysterical! Thank you so much for posting it.

OMG, that was perfect! XDDDDD It seemed impossible to make it work, but you did it. Loved it!

"You know your Wilde, Mr. Wooster."
"Am I?
THAT is a pun to brighten my day. My own ones are never that good. Very nice story, good Wodehousian ending. I had rather expected Kirk to sweep her off her feet, though, or at least climb the rope.

A complete gem. Well done.

Wooster the perfect silly ass meets the over serious Kirk & Uhura with the usual shenanigans to follow.

Must have been a very expensive giraffe though.

Brilliant! True Jeeves & Wooster...

Great story, very funny. You've captured both Wooster and Kirk's speech perfectly.

What Ho Aunt Dahlia.

Ha Ha What! An extremely amusing yarn if i might say so, and i will, Can't quite follow some of it, though that might be down to the Wooster brain, we Woosters are a good laugh but not over-furnished in the brain department.

Well, well Bertie you'll get over it, In fact i'm sorry about the whole blasted afair, would have liked to see more of the rossers, but never mind.

well,

Tinkerty Tonk.

charmingly faithful to the characters of Bertie, Jeeves and Kirk.

Wonderful. Thank you!