Funniest Flatfic ever! That was awesome! Perfect jokes, title, I love this!

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Amazing. I thought i was the only one who'd read flatland,

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Oh man that's funny! haha, its so random! mayo..._

This is hilarious! You should continue. You have captured here a great truth of the universe: mayo is evil.

how clever! i love it! finally someone else who has read flatland lol

I like it. It's got the geometrical "intelligentness" of Abbott's original, but with a kind of Douglas-Adams-style comedic sensibility. It's really hilarious, and the notion that in Flatland they have the same everyday troubles as we do with getting the mayonnaise lid off is really cleverly done! Pretty funny too how the sphere went and busted clear through the countertop...kudos!

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God that is great!

You have a great sense of humor and an understanding of Abbot's flatlanders. I'd like to see how things finish.

Ahahahah! That is awesome! It's also totally spontaneous!

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Omg thank you for that one. "You mean after eight months in prison, I STILL can't get my sandwich?" Brilliant. Brilliant I say. Brilliant!

Brilliant! Brilliant, you scurvy dog! I laughed myself into a state of near-fainting over this one. You have a rare wit.

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Silly Sphere

Silly Jar

Silly story

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And what next? That ending sounded like a sequel was coming.

Excellent. Very funny.

This was just what I needed to get me through my 5 page Flatland essay. Man, I hate that book. It's so boring! Oh, back on topic. Right. Oh, it was really funny and you did a great job. And yay for procrastination.