Monday- Lockhart
Tuesday- Riddle?
Wednesday- Sirius
Thursday- Narcissa
Friday-no clue
Saturday- Fudge
Sunday- Filch

I like to think Sunday is Filch, even if I'm terribly mistaken, and I thank you for it.

wOw. this was great aha.

firstly, i love the second person pov because it makes me feel how umbridge felt with all the different relationships. i suppose that's what you meant to do, but :P. I still liked it a lot. i felt like i was experiencing the relationships and i loved that

secondly, i had no clue that the days were based on people, because it works so well without having their names in. im not even going to try and guess the people because,

thirdly, i love the comparisons to the days of the week. idk, i just really like comparisons. i think they work well with how i look at the days (for the most part). like, monday is really obnoxious but then thursday is my fave and, uh,,, yeah

great story :3

This is amazing!

Umbridge certainly keeps busy 7 days a week lol! Great work :)

Monday - Lucius Malfoy maybe or Xeno Lovegood? Hmmm its probably neither but I thought I should guess.
Tuesday - Lockhart but he wasn't actually smart in school I think so maybe Ludo Bagman
Wednesday - Sirius Black - the motorcycles bit.
Thursday - Ooh I have no idea for this one. Wait - maybe Narcissa Malfoy before she was married and became well Cold
Friday - No Idea
Saturday - Fudge probably
Sunday - A slytherin but I have no idea who.

Well done this was great I always love these sorts of fics

Is Monday Lockhart? I can't figure out any of the others...

I really... I just can't...
That made me happy and sad at the same time, why have I never discovered your writing before now? I have a pretty good idea who the characters were, but I don't know if I'm right.
Thursday was my favourite, it really reminded me of someone, so did Sunday, they both made me sad, but I couldn't stop reading, it was just too beautiful.

I read the "days" as OCs. Oh well, i didnt even realise it was about Umbridge. But i have to say that it was sooooooo well-written. I literally stopped and said "Wow!". Thanks for sharing, Cheers. :)

Wow. This was GOOD. I'm making an effort not to try and guess who each day is, because I've no idea on some and the others are pretty clear (and already guessed).

What do I like? I like that this is extremely emotive and daring, dark and mysterious, clever and honest, all at the same time. Your command of language is superb, and the way that you paint seven vastly different characters in succinct lines and vivid, varying phrases is just gorgeous. This was just long enough to make an impression and short enough to stay interesting. Great job!

Wow this was beautiful and so relateable that it's almost painful to read... I almost feel bad for her, now. Except it's Umbridge. But...

I want to say the last one is Percy but that's gross and no. Still, it really makes you think. Favorited!

Umbridge was in slytherin so I'd say Monday is Lucius Malfoy... except I can't see him playing a guitar, so Xenophilus Lovegood?
Tuesday... Gilderoy Lockhart?
I'm not sure about Wednesday but maybe...Sirius?
I feel like Thursday could be Molly Weasely in personality and Narcissa Malfoy in looks.
No idea about Friday, clearly not Fudge since she ended up firing Friday (good on her).
SaturdayFudge?
Sunday sounds like a Slytherin. No idea who.

Wanna indulge me and tell who's who?

You have a very nice writing style, and I like all of the little details you include and the different personalities of all of the characters. I particularly liked how none of the people had names but instead were just days of the week; I started to suspect part way through they were actual characters, and while I think it's better their identities aren't revealed in the story, I'm a bit disappointed you won't reveal that information even outside of the story. My guesses would be Wednesday Sirius, Thursday Narcissa, Tuesday maybe Lockhart, Friday maybe Fudge, but I don't even really have guesses for the other ones.

Are any of the marauders included? If so, which ones?

I guessed at a few, but couldn't reconcile the character we knew with one who would date/use/etc. Umbridge. Keep us guessing...