Somewhat inspired by the movie of the same name. Jack Merridew, an increasingly popular musician, accidentally knocks over the coffee of his rival, Ralph, causing incredible conflict. Clever police officer Simon has an interesting solution. Tension ensues. AU, Oneshot, Slash
Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Ralph, Jack M. - Complete