Salutations my dear readers, as you can see I decided to stop making it look like I'm a twelve year old girl. I'm a twenty-four year old girl, thank you very much! So let's start with the basics:

Name: Alayna, Almighty One, You With the Face, or Luna Cangiante.

Interests: Swimming, Working, School (more a forced interest but meh), and Video Games

Things I've Written That are Finished:

As Long As You're With Me-Bioshock Infinite- My first M rated Fanfic! This is a little snippet of Booker and his wife (because I think they were married so I'm just going to say that) on a very special night. May be a little OOC but give it a chance.

A New Hope-Dragon Age- Songfic! The Warden muses on Alistair sacrificing himself to the Archdemon.

Broken-Sweeney Todd- This was a weird one. It's another songfic on the song Broken, but to be honest this was written by an angsty teenager. So be gentle with it.

Frozen-Dragon Age- Another Songfic... Jesus... It's a prequel to A New Hope told from Alistair's POV.

I Have Sand In My Underwear Believe It-Naruto- This is the only Naruto fanfiction I've ever written, which was based on a line I heard said in the Special Features on Stone of Gelel featuring Naruto and Gaara. I got a good giggle out of it, I hope you do too!

Just Getting Silly-Dragon Age- Hahaha this one is pretty funny only because it was inspired by a real argument between me and a friend. Anders and Fenris are arguing much to Hawke's dismay, but things may not be what they seem.

Last To Know-Pirates of the Carribean: Jack Sparrow- Again this was an angsty teen who wrote this. It's a songfic (I swear I'm trying to cut back!) as Jack thinks about Arabella.

Not Even a Fair Fight-Dragon Age/Twilight- This is a favorite of mine because once again it's based on a real argument of 'If Anders and Edward got into a fight who would win?' The answer should be obvious but check it out.

On The Otherside-21 Jump Street- (Don't judge me!) First off, this isn't based on the movie it's the old school series so if you're thinking it's the movie, it's not. Anyways the main character runs into an eccentric on Halloween.

This Happened Seven Times Already-Dragon Age- Ever watch a movie, then have to rewind it and watch it again, rewind it and watch it again, and the rewind it then watch it again. Ever feel like you hate that story more and more the more you read it? No offense guys but that's what I was feeling when I wrote this. It's poking fun at Cousland-Sue... Erm Elissa-Sue... Gah MARY-SUE! Who's been written and rewritten the same about a million times. SERIOUSLY GUYS SOME CREATIVE THINKING WOULDN'T HURT!

Why Anders Didn't Just Get Another Kitten-Dragon Age- This one was done by a prompt. Probably the only prompt ever, by a person I know despise isn't that weird? Anyway, with Anders being out of the Wardens does anyone else wonder why he didn't get another kitten? I mean, he'd at least smile more! Well check it out to find out!

Why Do I Do These Things-Twilight- Be warned it's a bashfic! I wondered how a normal person (because if you're normal you would probably want to strangle Bella too), would handle interviewing Bella. Needless to say, not well.

Zombies Ate My Mother-Boondock Saints- Hahaha This was the first one I ever posted to this site NINE YEARS AGO XD! I'd like to think I've improved over the years (because this is just shit), but I'll let the readers decide! In this story, we see what our favorite twins would be like when the Mini-MacManus are wee (heh) and stay up too late watching a scary movie. (And mind you this was written before I knew that Norman Reedus stars in The Walking Dead)

Stories that are WIP (but I haven't forgotten them!):

History Repeats Itself-Dragon Age/Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion- I noticed that these stories are strikingly similar. Don't tell me they're not, they freaking are! So I wanted to see what would happen if I stuck one in the other's world. This story is actually much harder to write than I thought it was going to be simply because I forgot that any Elder Scrolls game is so vast that I'll be there all day just trying to nail every detail! UGH! Anyways, I am still working on it, I'm not going to take it down if it kills me, which it probably will! I'm going to keep this story as cannon as I can, there's no romance in it, sorry. But it is borrowable if anyone wants to write a slash fic on it. All I ask is for the link... Maybe even an Alayna is awesome shout-out.

Not Quite Prince Charming-Dragon Age/Fable- Sorry everyone Dragon Age is a very crossover...able game. I wanted to do something else, but this was mostly inspired because no one else had done a Fable crossover when I originally posted it. Yeah, they posted Twilight (took themselves seriously) but not Fable... How does that happen? This is still in the process of writing, I actually am writing it by hand currently. It's a romance (yay) but not slash it's all m/f (sorry guys my slash is atrocious). Anywho I wondered where Alistair would go if he were a wandering drunk, I somehow managed to get him all the way to Albion where much mischief is to be had!

The Nanny-Bioshock (Infinite if you want to be more specific)- Post game but if Booker is going to do right by his child, he's going to need some help in raising her while he's gone. He hires a nanny that may or may not drive him insane. Sorry guys as much as I love every writer out there (as long as they don't happen to be Stephenie Meyer or that other twat who wrote that other Twilight story 50 Shades of Grey if you see the Hamster line... Please... Think about it), but the incest thing was getting a little weird,so I thought I'd put up some OC goodness for my sad virgin eyes. Frankly I'm surprised there isn't more, DeWitt is single ladies, he's open for the taking... The delicious taking!

That's all for me everyone so check out my stories! Read, review, and remember: I love you!