Hello! My name is Jam and this is my profile! It is quite messy at the moment, but I shall be tidying up as soon as I can! As you can see, I like filling out games that I find on people's profiles and posting them on my own. Sorry if this annoys you, I don't mean to be annoying. Scroll through them, if you like.

This is my memorial to Bob the sickly chicken and Jimmy the perky quail

May they rest in peace and be in a happier place

Than in the back of my science classroom

They will be missed...

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people whom like them.

You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

You shalt have your opinion's but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.

You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

You shalt paste this in your profile.

This is a fun game I found on someone's profile:

A Most Fun Game

First, write down 12 of your favorite anything characters.

1. Mieu (Tales of the Abyss)

2. Edward Elric (FMA)

3. Alphonse Elric (FMA)

4. Guy (Tales of the Abyss)

5. Sirius Black (Harry Potter)

6. Miroku (Inuyasha)

7. Sora (Kingdom Hearts)

8. Tidus (FFX)

9. Goofy (Disney and Kingdom Hearts)

10. Yuna (FFX and X-2)

11. Roy Mustang (FMA)

12. Larsa (FFXII)

Then you answer questions. Don't go to the next step without writing down 12 characters first.

1) Who would make a better college professor: 6 or 11?
Actually…I think that they would both be arrested for sexual harassment before they could teach anything? Miroku would ask all the girls to bear his child and Mustang would be trying to get them into mini-skirts…sigh -.-;;

2) Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?
YES!! Lesse…on a scale from 1-10…12!! This is Edward we’re talking about people, Come on!! Go find a picture!

3) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
O…M…G…Okay, well…If Larsa sent Tidus on a mission, I suppose it would be to go to find Princess Ashe with him and negotiate the peace treaty…They would probably succeed…Boring…I know.

4) What is, or would be, 9's favorite book?
”1,000,000,001 Knock-Knock Jokes for the On-The-Go Traveler” He he he.

5) Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
Hmm…Well, Miroku would probably swear fealty to Edward, just because he would want this to be over with and Ed, as we ALL should no, would’t budge for ANYTHING, except the Philosopher’s Stone, which I don’t think Miroku has…Poor Miroku…he should really be more stubborn.

6) For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should they share a studio apartment with 9, or 10?
Sirius is looking for a roommate?! Where?! (random person whispers into ear) WHAT?! What do you mean I can’t sign up?! (sigh) Alright then…I suppose it would have to be Goofy, as Yuna is, in fact, a girl and is too Yuna-ish to share a room with…(le sigh) Sirius. But, I think Sirius would throw Goofy out after a couple of days (poor Goofy…he got’s no love…) because of his favorite book (see above). Soo…that means the position is still open!! (runs off before horde of fangirls can start running)

7) 2, 7, and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Ed, Sora, and Larsa would go to Burger King, of course! They would probably discuss where to find the King, but pretty soon, Ed would see a burger and milk be handed out to someone and freak out and hide in the play ground area, where, yes, he would fit (he’s so darn huggable!). Then it would just be Sora and Larsa on a quest to find the King, but Sora would inevitably end up in the playground area as well, because he is just that cute, and Ed shouldn't get to have all the fun on the quest. And then there was Larsa, who would find the King, only to shake his head because he thought that this King was a different King and go off again to find Sora and Ed. The End!

8) 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
AL FIGHTING YUNA?! But they’re the most peaceful people I know!! Well, alright then, Al would challenge Yuna to a duel…of Rock, Paper, Scissors. After three games in a row, Al would win 2-1 and they would go off together to look for kittens to save! YAY!

9) If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would 8 get it back?

If Mieu (SO CUTE!!) stole…Yuna…from Tidus (YAY TUNA!). Tidus would probably get insanely jealous of all the attention that Yuna was giving to Mieu, and whistle, so Yuna would come back home. (I make her sound like a dog don’t I? whoops, sorry Yuna)…But then I would come and hug Mieu because he would be sad…(huggles Mieu)

10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
”Kingdom hearts united!” Dear lord, that was too easy. Those crazy, good guys who practically want the same thing. Everyone…united…think about it…it makes sense.

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
What plot device?! They work together ANYWAYS!! Because Guy and Mieu are just so sweet!!

12) If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Sora’s coming to visit?! YAY! I would like to think that we would get along just fine as he has a personality that just works for nearly everyone. We would go down to the waterside and to the mall and to the bookstore and to the food court and to my friend’s house and we would have FUN! (start’s singing SpongeBob F.U.N. song)

13) If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
To help me build a kitten shelter!! YAY CUTE KITTENS AND ALPHONSE!!

14) Does anyone on your friends list resemble 11 (either in appearance or personality)?
… O.O…Now that I think about it…Evan DOES Kinda remind me of Mustang, in both appearance and personality…HOLY CHEESE GRATER!! (Pokes out eyes with spork)

15) If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
Hmm…Ed huh? I’d have to say that Ed would side with Sirius, for the reason that I am positive that Guy would make a crack about his height first… Sirius might later though…hmmm…poor Ed.

16) What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
”I won’t let you do this!” Because the only reason Yuna would charge into battle is because of some injustice and she would resort to violence as a last resort…because she is cool like that.

17) If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
For Tidus...”American Idiot” =D

18) Number 18 is off frolicking merrily in fields of petunias.

19) What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
Aw…damn…I was hoping for two random guys…oh well…I suppose it would go something like:

Ed: Did it hurt?

Yuna(confused): Did what hurt?

Ed: When you fell from Heaven.

Yuna(still confused): Where’s that?

Then Tidus would probably get mad and punch Ed. Poor Ed. XD

20) What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Excluding the fact that he was already arrested of false charges and on the lam…FWI…Flying while intoxicated. Heh heh heh. Poor drunken Sirius.

21) What is 6's secret?
That’s he is secretly…A WOMAN!! (thousands of Miroku fangirl gasp and faint suddenly) Just Kidding!!

22) If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Roy, because Goofy would be stopping to help people all along the way and fall way behind, where as Mustang would just ignore them. However, if there happened to be a Victoria Secret convention somewhere nearby, Goofy would probably win with Roy no where in sight. Yup, yup.

23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
So…hard…to…choose…mmmm…I’d pick Tidus…but only because he’s older. And he’s got a sharp sword...Sorry Sora!! …mmmm…Can’t I bring both?

24) 1(Mieu) and 9(Goofy) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's(Guy’s) sinister secret organization. 11( Roy) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for 4(Guy). Meanwhile, 4(Guy) has kidnapped 12(Larsa) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5(Sirius), they seek out 3(Alphonse), who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?

“The day cannon got OOC'd!”

This is also something fun I found on someone's journal: Fandom Questionaire

FANDOM: FINAL FANTASY X

You

How did you get into it?

My sister got the game and it sucked in my soul. Not literally, of course...I think. I've been in love ever since.

How long have you been into it?

Oooh...about six years now? Time moves too fast for my old eyes...

What do you like best about it?

Everything! The graphics, the music, the characters, the monsters, the bad guys,...EVERYTHING!! Well, there is one thing...

What do you like least?

VOICE ACTORS!! They really should have let me cast them...Foolish mortals...

Is the fandom big?

If you count the entire Final Fantasy Enterprise then...yes, it is quite large. If you just count the Final Fantasy 10 fans, then it is still pretty large but not quite as large.

Characters

The character you love and why?

this question is really hard for me to answer...but my favorite is Tidus, because he is a loveable idiot and the hero! I always go for the heros... ;D I really do love the whole group though.

The character you hate and why?

Mika and Kinoc (I don't give a whoop that the question only asked for one!!) They are messed-up in the head and need a good butt-whooping! I don't like them...they make for good villians though...Strange as it is, I don't hate Seymour...funny, huh?

The character you would like to hug?

Yuna, Tidus, Wakka, Rikku, Auron, and Kimahri...just because! Tidus first though. Not Lulu because she would kill me...

Slap?

O'aka the XXIII. Leave me alone you money grubbing fool! He gets better...a little...but he needs to stop trying to rob me of my gil!

Have a sleepover with?

Yuna, Rikku, Lulu, and Paine. Total girls night...could you just imagine! (stares off dreamily)

Watch get hit by a truck?

Seymour, because you could watch, rise, and repeat. Followed by O'aka the XXIII. I would have popcorn. And a diet Pepsi. With a bendy straw.

Good + Evil

Is there an evil guy?

When isn't there? Tetris?! No wait, gravity is the enemy there...Yeah, there is quite a list...Semour, Yevon, Mika (kinda), Kinoc...

Does he eventually see the error of his ways, or was he right all along?

Seymour...Not really. Yevon...I don't think so. Kinoc...Meh. Mika...Faded before I could tell.

Would you be with the ‘good guys’ or the ‘bad guys’?

Oh, good guys ALL the way! I'm such a sucker for heros...

Would you change things so that the bad guys win? Or if they already win, would you make the good guys win?

The good guys already win, and there are somethings I would change...but thoes would be spoilers! (hint hint wink wink)

Pairings

Canon pairing you love?

Tidus/Yuna. TUNA 4 EVAR!!

Non-canon pairing you love?

Oh, man...when was the last time I read something non-canon? Ummm...I would have to say Tidus/OC or Tidus/Rikku...ONLY IF YUNA IS TOTALLY OUT OF THE PICTURE!!

Canon pairing you hate?

There are barely any canon pairings to begin with! I suppose I would have to choose one-sided Seymour/Yuna...because it's fake and totally bloated with lies. I don't like Seymour.

Non-canon pairing you hate?

Hate is too strong of a word. I don't really hate pairings, I just prefer ones that I like. Sorry for the cop-out.

Yaoi/Yuri?

Yes please! L/Light if you will, I'm on a Death Note kick right now! ;D

Creativity

Do you write fanfic/draw fanart?

I write and draw...and I flounder at both.

Do you draw/write a lot for this fandom?

I only recently posted a story that was NOT of this fandom for once. It was amazing even to me!

What do you like to write about/draw most?

Tidus/Yuna angst and funny shtuff. I also like the Hypello. It's odd...

Do you have an OC?

Yup, sure do. Her name's Jemma. She's infuriating! (beams and twitches with surpressed frustration)

Do you consider them a Mary/Gary-sue?

I really am trying not to make her a Mary-Sue but everytime I turn around I feel as though she is one! GAAAH!

Are they paired up with anyone (OCs + Canon)?

Well...SPOILERSPOILERSPOILERSPOILERSOILERSPOILERSPOILERSPOILERSPOILER...That's about all I have to say about that.

Do you have a favourite OC by someone else?

I actually have a C2 dedicated to some of the best OCs I have found, but I have to say that Char from Two World's Combined, a Tales of Symphonia fic, and Lary from Call of the Mist, a Final Fantasy XII fic, are my favorites at the moment.

Are they a Mary/Gary-sue?

I should say not!

Would you pair them up with anyone?

Well...If I could just give into my selfish fangirl desires, I would pair Char with Lloyd (Which will not be happening if the author has any say in it) and Lary with...well...I'm not sure...Her fiance? Hmm...Interesting.

Another fun questionaire! WIP.

Best Romantic-Tragedy Couple: Jack and Rose, Titanic. I was nine when I saw it for the first time and I my mother found me in my room, at bedtime, crying my eyes out while whimpering that Jack was dead. Weird memories.

Best Questionable Hero: Severus Snape, Harry Potter. Admit it: You doubted him for awhile, didn't you?

Best Evil Henchmen: A tie between Iago, from Aladdin, and Horace and Jasper, 101 Dalmations (if you don't giggle at them, who can you giggle at?!)

Best Cheesy Emo Song: My heart will go on. Oh yes, this is totally emo...I'd like to hear an argument to the contrary. Go on, I'm waiting. It was this or "Emo Kid" XP

Best Indisputably Smoldering Romantic Leading Man: I'm going to have to go with any character that Brendan Fraser has played. I have a total actor's crush on him. I won't deny it. ;D

Best Mismatched Couple:

Best Bad Guy: Hannibal Lecter. Yes, he is a 'bad guy'. And so...(shivers) creepily good.

Best Marriage Scene: Bride Wars. You just have to watch it.

Best Hair: Link for Hairspray. Yes, I do realize that I'm talking about Zac Efron... .

Best Hilarious Line:

Best Amazingly Horrible Actor:

Best Death Scene: Asch's final scene in Tales of the Abyss. I was yelling at the screen while tearing up...It was so sad...

Best Movie Soundtrack: Lord of the Rings, all of them. Very inspirational writing music.

Best First Kiss: The kiss between Agent 86 and Agent 23 in Get Smart! XD I really do love it! (goes to look up slash pairing and is disappointed to find nothing)

Best "GOSH They Need to Get Together" Pairing: As much as I want to say the above pairing, I'm going to go with

Best Fluff Pairing:

Best Charmingly Scatter-Brained Hero: Ooo...A toughie. I gotta go with Tidus. Sweet, lovable, idiotic Tidus...

Best Tear-Jerker Moment:

Best Weirdly Adorable Movie: Sydney White. I want Freedom to the 7th Power to be my friends... (hugs George)

Best Background Singer/Dancers: The hyped-up lizards in thoes SoBe commercials. THRILLER! Da na na na na na...

Best Cute, Wide-Eyed, Innocent Character: At first, I wanted to say Yugi Moutou, but I'm going to have to go with...Mieu from Tales of the Abyss!

Best "Grr, Now I’m Angry at Hollywood!" Moment: The Lady of the Lake's song in the second act. "What ever happened to my part" I realize that it's Broadway that she's angry at, but the same feeling is involved.

Best Horrifically Long and Dismal Movie: Visions of Light!! I had to watch that cinematography documentary in class and my EYES BEGAN TO BLEED!!

Best Laugh:

Best Movie Ever:

Starting some new stuff. I will get to "Changing", this I swear. Or my name is not Ine...I mean, Jam. Yes...Jam.

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." - Albert Einstein