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Joined 08-09-17, id: 9584099, Profile Updated: 09-16-20
Author has written 11 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Naruto, Mob Psycho 100/モブサイコ100, and Hunter X Hunter.

Here's where I'll dump my best efforts. Enjoy!

[If you have any fic requests, please feel free to send them (you can PM me your request or write it in the reviews of any of my fics). Writing is always easiest to do when working off a prompt, and I'd like to have more excuses to write]

UPCOMING FICS (who knows if I'll ever finish them):

One Punch Man:

—Metal Bat character study / origin story

—Angsty collection of Genos and Dr. Kuseno interactions with a hint of SaiGenos

Naruto:

—Minato's journey through the afterlife. Psychological, trippy, experimental, complicated

—Naruto and Ashura sort of (?) share the same body, are aware of each other, and do not get along

—Angsty fic of Kakashi's inward struggle with Team 7

—Biography of Kurama. Basically the history of the ninja world, a compilation of all my Naruto headcanons that no one ever asked for. EPIC in length. The least likely thing on this list to ever be finished

—Fic wherein Sasuke is crazy and does crazy things

—The story of how Ashura and Indra broke apart. Very different from what the canon suggests and definitely not whatever you're expecting

—A proper NaruSasu. Groundbreaking stuff, I know

Hunter x Hunter:

—An exploration of Gon's psyche during the Chimera Ant arc

—Hisoka's reflections on Machi, Gon, and Chrollo. Uncomfortably sexual, because it's Hisoka

—An exploration of the Phantom Troupe as a single entity and Kurapika as well. Character study-ish

—Post-canon tale of Gon and chimera ant Kite going on an adventure to Hell. Literally. With lots of KilluGon angst, because I can't help myself. This one is especially exciting, and I will actually try to finish it

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure:

—A collection of scenes from the untold portion of Jonathan and Dio's childhood. Also, some other stuff. It's not very well-organized

—Trish's grief after the end of Part 5. Angst with a capital "A"

—Mountain Tim's meditations on his unrequited love

—Johnny character study with cameos from our home-boy Jesus

—Dio's slow recovery and transformation pre-Part 3. How Dio becomes DIO, basically

Mob Psycho 100:

—Mob is not normal, and Ritsu observes

—Documentation of the death of Dimple

Devilman:

—Backstory for Psycho Jenny

Dragon Ball Z:

—A tale of Trunks doing his best not to rip his hair out while trapped in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber with Vegeta

—A what-if fic where Vegeta was born as a lady. The violence verges on torture-porn

Hajime no Ippo:

—Kamogawa angst over Ippo's health. There's so much fertile ground here, man; I can't believe nobody's written about it yet

—A weird Itagaki/Ippo, with Itagaki's fanboy tendencies thoroughly dissected

Revolutionary Girl Utena:

—A what-if fic where Utena was born as a boy. Another one that I'll never finish

Ashita no Joe (I don't think there's even a category for this anime/manga on this site, wtf):

—A what-if fic where Joe was born as a lady, because I'm not original with my ideas, and I don't have enough shame to stop myself from recycling the same concept three times over

—Yoko-centric fic with plenty of Joe/Yoko angst

Lupin III:

—Jigen-centric fic with plenty of Jigen/Lupin angst

Neon Genesis Evangelion:

—Shinji meets Lillith the first time he gets melted and has a sort-of conversation with her

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Godchild by Ikarus Onesun reviews
The operation to rescue Shinji Ikari after he is absorbed into Evangelion Unit 01 has failed, and the young pilot is feared lost. There is, however, one other way to bring him back... but even if it succeeds, Shinji may never be the same again..
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 99,156 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 6/3/2019 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Shinji I., Rei A.
Love Sick by JMenace reviews
Stripped of a sensei and behind enemy lines, Team 7 is forced to grow strong before their time. But escaping tragedy with your life is not the same as escaping intact. The children of the tree were born to suffer. Naruto and Sasuke are simply next in line. (fem!Sasuke)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,643 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 4/4/2019 - Published: 7/1/2018 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Written in Reverse by JMenace reviews
Once the possibility of chakra migrating through time and space has been accepted, the soul is only a lunging step away. Two legendary lovers escape to the past in order to save themselves, each other, and maybe the world- if there's time. A story of transmigration, yandere tendencies, and far more spiritual incest than Naruto ever signed up for. (Time Travel) (Naru/fem!Sasu) (AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,653 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 4,762 - Follows: 4,860 - Updated: 7/1/2018 - Published: 11/12/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Antique Couple, Dresdon Lace, Beautiful Detailing by Halfpenny reviews
Lassiter isn't used to having to work elbow-deep in chaos, which is probably why Shawn Spencer is slowly killing him. (In progress.)
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,793 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/5/2018 - Published: 12/31/2015 - Shawn S., Carlton L.
The Gallery Cackles by Emerial reviews
[Collection of oneshots] A girl's heart is broken by a man she doesn't even know, a child craves for friends at the expense of her sanity, and a coward forever on the run from his feelings. The Gallery cackles in amusement as it watches. Will it ever shut up, you ask? Well, not when there's still so much more to see.
Ib - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,327 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/16/2016 - Published: 1/11/2016 - Ib/Eve, Mary, Garry - Complete
K by Dlvvanzor reviews
Young Light's parents are murdered and he's sent to Wammy's. For a while, he's thrilled- it's challenging AND he's meeting people like A and C! ...And L. Jerk. Then B shows up, and, well... stuff goes bad. Fast. With havoc as only B can wreak. LxL AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 151,572 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 6/15/2016 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Chasing the Sun by hitori.no.boku reviews
Two years simply isn't enough time. And Naruto realizes this. He wants to see what's out there before it all falls apart. There's a world beyond shinobi and war, and Naruto intends to discover it all. Even if he has to leave Konoha behind to do it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 70 - Published: 1/6/2016 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Jiraiya
The Milieu by funkmasterjo reviews
POST SHIPPUDEN. Set after ch 1 of Naruto Gaiden: The seventh Hokage, though prior knowledge isn't really neccessary. Just some talks. Just life. A milieu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,041 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Naruto U., Sarada U.
Solipsistic by Riya3 reviews
A tale of the Uchiha coup, and what it takes to save their clan. Reincarnation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,237 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Complete
It Is What It Is by Scelerata reviews
Jean-Luc Picard was a very dishonest man, in a lot of ways that not a lot of people cared about. [Qcard.]
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [J. Picard, Q] - Complete
Camouflage by Halfpenny reviews
Tobias is fairly certain most people don't have to work this hard for a Halloween disguise. One-shot, Rachel/Tobias.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,761 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Tobias, Rachel - Complete
Preludes by Senri reviews
Madara/Kakuzu, with the first Hokage dying nearby.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,632 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Kakuzu, Madara U. - Complete
Take One Breath by Mallus reviews
Suddenly, he grabs you, fingers branding your bicep. The two of you stand frozen, twisted together against the wall in some strange, frantic triangle. / Kirk/Spock romance based heavily on canon, Spock's POV.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,171 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk
Cede by yopparai reviews
Despite all their calculations, simulations, estimates, and test runs, neither Trunks nor his mother foresaw the most obvious thing. Yaoi.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Trunks, Goku
Thlipsis by yopparai reviews
A year after the destruction of Planet Vegeta, Radditz remembered he had a brother. Yaoi.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,510 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Goku
Being Dead by Nilladriel reviews
AU Sasuke said, "You... you're dead." // "Ah. Well. Yeah." Naruto grinned, like it was something to be embarrassed about.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,693 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Whim of the Dead by Gleam reviews
Namikaze Minato - who gave his soul to a crueler master than the one his bargain sealed away. The Shinigami's price is not paid. Not yet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Minato N., Shinigami
Whistling Icarus by Gleam reviews
Between songbird and serpent, and on the frayed thread of youth - this is Orochimaru, who sought immortality, and found it in a tombstone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Orochimaru
Legends of the Obsidian King by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Some legends are born and some legends are made. Uchiha Itachi's legend just is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Itachi U.
He Had No Fingers by Gleam reviews
The Ninetails cannot be contained. But it will take a human sacrifice, all the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,253 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 3,641 - Follows: 840 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Nothing Gold Can Stay by Ayien reviews
A body floats downstream, currents eddying about the slender fingers, the waterlogged bandages, the long pale hair that spreads out like sunlight’s reflection on water. Her name was Yugito Nii, and her dream has ended. Done for '20 truths' LJ community.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,205 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
Services of Love by antychan reviews
For the orphaned, there is only one thing left to do. Character Death. Not Happy.
Rose of Versailles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
Wise Counsel by Ghyste reviews
What? You thought all that stuff at the Council of Elrond just happened by itself?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Elrond, Erestor - Complete
No Living Man by Elana reviews
In which the Witch King realizes that, for an inhabitant of Middle Earth, the knowledge that you cannot be harmed by any living man is no reason to get cocky.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Complete
When the Cat's Away by Vee-sempai reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are left alone while Kakashi trails an enemy, and Sasuke is badgered into admitting something he would rather not. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 173 - Published: 2/17/2004
If Skies Should Fall by Halfpenny reviews
Maybe it was best that Goku disappeared when he had. Slight AU, GokuVidel
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,611 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/6/2004 - Goku, Videl
Citadel by Halfpenny reviews
That which can be plundered, but never truly obtained. Yaoi, VY. *OLD, saved for posterity*
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Yamcha, Vegeta
Edge of Apollyon by Halfpenny reviews
To some, humanity is a trait that must be learned. *OLD, saved for posterity*
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2003 - Krillin, Android 16
God's Gift to Women by Halfpenny reviews
An unlikely protégé proves to an old dog that he still has a few tricks up his sleeve. Roshi/Bra.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,998 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/8/2003 - Bra, Master Roshi
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Hunter and Hunter reviews
Instead of Pitou, Shaiapouf is the first Royal Guard to be born. Instead of Kite, Killua is the one who's left behind. Instead of breaking, Gon—snaps. (Canon-divergence, dark fic) (Updates every Saturday)
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,679 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/3 - Published: 8/24 - [Gon F., Killua Z.] Kaito
Fake It till You Make It reviews
Killua stared at him even harder. "Hold on," he whispered sharply. "Have YOU ever had sex?"
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,997 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 9/2/2017 - [Gon F., Killua Z.]
The Last Laugh reviews
Little by little, Kite finds his way back.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24 - Kaito, Colt - Complete
Atop the World Tree
Alone with Gon after his return to Whale Island, Mito tells him this simple truth: that Ging was never cut out to be a dad, nor was he even willing to try. "Like father, like son, I suppose," Gon replies, smiling as easily as he ever had. "Maybe I wasn't cut out to be a son."
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24 - Gon F., Ging F. - Complete
Acceptance reviews
Everyone wants something; Killua just doesn't know the name.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/18/2017 - [Gon F., Killua Z.] - Complete
Spring Peepers reviews
I miss him more than I've ever missed anything before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2017 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Long and Grueling Road reviews
The torture of Mob. (Mogami arc)
Mob Psycho 100/モブサイコ100 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2017 - Shigeo Kageyama/Mob - Complete
Thou Shalt Not Kill reviews
Itachi really should've been born in a different place, at a different time, as a different man.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/12/2017 - Itachi U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Clone reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, and what it means to never be lonely.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,447 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/11/2017 - Naruto U. - Complete
War of Attrition reviews
Time might be the greatest enemy Madara's ever faced. (Hashimada)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2017 - [Madara U., Hashirama S.] - Complete
Ship of Theseus, Homeward Bound reviews
For some, redemption can only be bought with the pieces of themselves that they barter away.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2017 - Gohan, Piccolo - Complete