Hi. I'm me. I'm assuming if you're reading this you're A) bored out of your skull, or B) somehow interested in Me. God knows why, I'm really not that interesting.

Obviously, I like to write. Most of the fics I've posted here have been deemed decent so you probably won't find any crap. If you do, let me know. I want all opinions. I'm currently writing a series of one-shots called Teenage Funnies, which I have to give my friend Peg credit for. She came up with the name. Two, so far, are posted, 9 are written. I've been told a few times, both on these stories and ones I posted before that I should write long fics. Sorry, folks. They all turn out crap, I'm not a big fan of writing crap so I'm not gonna. I'm sure you will be devastated. That was sarcasm, by the way, and supposed to sound really big-headed. Anyways, If you like them let me know and please tell me why. If you hate them, let me know and please tell me why.

Rock on.

Tiffany

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

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92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

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Dialogue On Color:

Posted Here Because I'm Bored

MJsAuntie: color me surprised.
MJsAuntie: What color is surprised?
MJsAuntie: probably a shade of red
ProlificP1ca: pink?
ProlificP1ca: red would be embarrassed. ;-)
ProlificP1ca: No wait--pink would be embarrassed. ;-)
MJsAuntie: yup = blushing
JoeysItalianGirl: red = danger
MJsAuntie: or anger
JoeysItalianGirl: red = love
MJsAuntie: or passion
JoeysItalianGirl: red = rash lol
MJsAuntie: or itchy
ProlificP1ca: Heehee--green means new beginnings.
MJsAuntie: or envy
ProlificP1ca: Hence why Eli's car is green. :-)
MJsAuntie: Nice!
JoeysItalianGirl= fungus
MJsAuntie= mold
JoeysItalianGirl: boogers
MJsAuntie: or nature