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Go Away I'm Watching Porn by Third Fang reviews
Issei Hyoudou is the Sekiryutei. Not many people knew how powerful he is, or what he's done. And he's perfectly fine with that. He's done with people. All he wants to do is sit back, relax, and watch porn without being bothered by school or homework or devils or fallen angels or annoying conspiracies and why the hell won't they just leave him alone already! Perv OP Issei Harem.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 274,032 - Reviews: 2084 - Favs: 5,312 - Follows: 5,937 - Updated: 17h - Published: 1/22/2017 - H. Issei
Whiskey Time Travel by Sapper One reviews
When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1978, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,948 - Reviews: 1998 - Favs: 10,703 - Follows: 13,396 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B., Rosmerta, Nicolas F.
A Demon Lord's Hero by Fahad09 reviews
When I sold my soul to the Devil, I thought I was prepared for anything. I wasn't. I didn't expect him to be a her. Or dressed up as a magical girl carrying a pink wand tipped with a cheerful yellow star. Her being a prankster however didn't come as much of a surprise. You know, the Bible would have been a whole lot more interesting if they included stuff like this. Complete AU
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 403,245 - Reviews: 6753 - Favs: 10,440 - Follows: 10,613 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Shirō E.
Son of the Western Sea by Mac Ceallach reviews
All myths are true. Outside the borders of Western Civilization lies the rest of the world. After the Second Olympian War, a restless Percy Jackson sails for the horizon, and never stops. AU after The Last Olympian. Percy x various mythological figures, het and slash.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 104,561 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 3,058 - Follows: 3,124 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Percy J., Poseidon, Apollo, Athena
Forged Destiny by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune had always dreamed of being a Hero, of being someone. But dreams were just that; for in the world of Remnant the Class you are born with determines your fate. Jaune was born a Blacksmith, and thus that was his destiny. But when a strange opportunity allows him to change that, can a simple Blacksmith become something more within the Beacon Academy for Heroes?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 157 - Words: 1,109,953 - Reviews: 16491 - Favs: 6,774 - Follows: 6,569 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 7/11/2016 - Ruby R., Blake B., Jaune A. - Complete
Just a Caretaker by Mugiwara N0 Luffy reviews
(Story for an Art Exchange!) May began her travel through Kalos to get away from the repetitive work she and her pokemon had become accustomed to in pursuit of being a Top Coordinator. On her journey, she encounters an interesting silver haired man who has a strange grievance with poke balls and trainers.
Crossover - Pokémon & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,677 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 182 - Published: 5/23/2019 - May/Haruka, Archer - Complete
A Disorted Wizard's Dream by RenegadeWaya reviews
Harry Potter longs for any escape from his life with the Dursley's that he can find. His attempts to escape his reality for a better one instills in him a love for books and stories. One day as he is looking for his newest escape he finds a group of teens watching something called Fate/Zero and he quickly becomes obsessed with the Fate of a girl named Sakura, with a unique result
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 72,117 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 11/16/2018 - Published: 12/4/2016 - Harry P., Sakura M.
Written in Reverse by JMenace reviews
Once the possibility of chakra migrating through time and space has been accepted, the soul is only a lunging step away. Two legendary lovers escape to the past in order to save themselves, each other, and maybe the world- if there's time. A story of transmigration, yandere tendencies, and far more spiritual incest than Naruto ever signed up for. (Time Travel) (Naru/fem!Sasu) (AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,653 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 4,721 - Follows: 4,823 - Updated: 7/1/2018 - Published: 11/12/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Query by foldimort reviews
There's something rotten in Brockton Bay. A sprawling web of political and economical corruption has its hooks into the failing port city, and nobody seems to know where the tangled web of connections lead. Few even seem willing to ask the question. A Worm/The Question fusion crossover following an unpowered hero's attempts to shine a light on the dark corners of Brockton Bay.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Worm - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,206 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 5/31/2018 - Published: 2/28/2018
Not this time, Fate by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 657,800 - Reviews: 9518 - Favs: 9,197 - Follows: 7,281 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 3/3/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
Dragonfly by peccolia reviews
Being reborn into the Uchiha clan in the same generation as Itachi promises nothing but a short-lived second life. But, hey—if I'm going to die with certainty, I might as well go out with a bang, right? SI Rebirth. Complete; all extras posted.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,351 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 5,196 - Follows: 2,948 - Updated: 8/7/2017 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Itachi U., Shisui U., OC - Complete
A Sword To A Gunfight by PureBlank reviews
If bringing a sword to a gunfight is tantamount to suicide, then what does it mean if a swords were all a person knew? What if that was all they ever were and could ever be?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,390 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 848 - Published: 6/14/2016 - Shirō E., Lena O./Tracer, Hana Song/D. Va
Crosswinds of Fate by WayFarer2000 reviews
"You should think of this as an opportunity to learn about a completely different method of applied thaumaturgy," Zelretch explained. He then sighed and lamented, "For shame, to be cursed with such an ungrateful apprentice..."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 130,810 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 3,014 - Follows: 3,377 - Updated: 2/29/2016 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Harry P.
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 3763 - Favs: 11,002 - Follows: 12,798 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
The Prisoner's Cipher by Ecthelion3 reviews
AU. Years after his defeat of Voldemort, Harry Potter remains a willing and secret prisoner of the Ministry, but not all is what it seems. Harry has a plan, and the world will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,457 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 2,768 - Follows: 2,244 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The One He Feared by Taure reviews
Post-HBP, DH divergence. Albus Dumbledore left Harry more than just a snitch. Armed with 63 years of memories, can Harry take charge of the war? No bashing, canon compliant tone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 41,772 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 2,148 - Follows: 2,291 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
The Wagtail's Cuckoo by Syroc reviews
The night after that fateful fire, things didn't exactly happen as they should have. Shirou was more gravely wounded. Avalon didn't work as fast. Kiritsugu panicked, and brought him to the leading medical firm in the world: MBI. And then things happened.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,901 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Shirō E., No. 10/Uzume - Complete
Glimpses by Angry Santo reviews
The young and world weary Shirou Emiya catches a glimpse of the one whom he will eternally search for.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 78 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Shirō E., Saber - Complete
I Am Not There by Arashi Leonhart reviews
Nobody knew what happened for sure. The township remembered the storm that had raged through their countryside. He remembered the divine wind of their savior. Contest entry for the Beast's Lair fanfiction competition.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,928 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 157 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Rin T., Sakura M. - Complete
Fate stay away by Arashi Leonhart reviews
Short vignette scenes presenting a Fate scenario where Shirou summons a Saber closer in persona to Saber Alter.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,961 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 236 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Shirō E., Saber - Complete
Fictional by Dark-Syaoran reviews
The dictionary defined fiction as thus: something feigned, invented, or imagined; a made-up story. The act of feigning, inventing, or imagining. Yes, Harry thought, this defined him nicely. Harry Potter & Fate/Stay Night Crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,251 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,829 - Follows: 1,828 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Harry P., Saber
Harry Potter and the Lords of Magic I by Taure reviews
Massively AU. Assume nothing. Harry Potter is born into a very different world than the one in canon. A world where the Greats of history walk among mere men. A world where power is all that matters, and young Harry Potter is a commodity desired by many.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,856 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Harry P.
JUSTICE by Slayer Anderson reviews
Lelouch, Zero, chose to make a stand against injustice, tyranny, and oppression. He never really expected to have to take a stand against zombies, bio-weapons, or Old Ones...Uh-oh.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 84,816 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Lelouch L.
Harry Potter and the Alchemist's Apprentice by kmfrank reviews
In the midst of the battle in the Department of Mysteries in Harry's fifth year, he is knocked into a large hourglass and hit with five Killing Curses from the Death Eaters. He wakes up in the streets of an unfamiliar London. Where is he? What happened
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,040 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Harry P.
Fuinjutsu by Eleature reviews
A new seal made by Naruto malfunctions when it's challanged by Akatsuki's extraction ritual. Now Naruto has to deal with situations he'd never dreamed of before: a war, a demon attack, Orochimaru, spies and the paradox of his own existence. Timetravel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,367 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 4,462 - Follows: 4,404 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U., Torune