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 Author has written 36 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Book X-overs, D.Gray-Man, Charlie Bone, Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, Inkheart, Discworld, Mortal Instruments, Parasol Protectorate Series, Good Omens, Avengers, Batman, and Bungou Stray Dogs/文豪ストレイドッグス. Genie/Candy/Sophia- 25 - she/they Current main fandoms: Bungou Stray Dogs, My Hero Academia, Gotham, DC, Discworld, Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus, Marvel (a few comics and MCU/XMCU, but mainly inactive). Roleplay requests are closed at this time except from friends. Hey! My names and pronouns are listed above, as well as the fandoms I'm currently focusing on (although I'm not limiting myself to these by any means) and that's probably all you need to know until you get to know me. I've been out of college for a year; my future career goals include editor and professional writer, and I have a zero-tolerance policy for BS and drama. That said, I'm generally a friendly and open person who's willing to befriend and/or help just about anyone who isn't a jerk. I've been writing fanfic for most of my life and roleplaying for longer than I've been on , which... ... I've now been on this site for over ten years, guys. Holy shit. I'm one of those ancient fanfiction writers I aspired to be when I was growing up. o_o Anyway! You can now also find me at AO3 (under the same name, which I plan to eventually crosspost everything between), 8tracks, spotify, and very occasionally deviantart (PM for usernames, I sometimes follow back). I also have Discord, and might be willing to share my tumblr. As of Sep. 19 2015, I am also a published author of poetry! My collection is not currently in print, but may hopefully be up soon again. My main pastime on FF these days is roleplaying in the forums. You can find mine (including my sizable contributions to AU Discworld fanon Orderly Chaos and Upworld, Downworld) here. My second most major forum, Shadowhunter Peril, has its own wiki! Thanks for blowing the dust off my humble profile, and enjoy the fic! |
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Illuminations by PhantomPenguin reviews
A series of oneshots and drabbles featuring Paton Yewbeam.
Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 54,828 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/24/2017 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Paton Y.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
Love in Tadfield by Wrath of Carcosa reviews
[TDAxFanless Collaboration] It started with alcohol, a chance meeting of enemies, and some alleyway groping. Then came an apple, a visit to Tadfield, and a smitten Antichrist. Now...everything's spun out of control and Crowley needs some aspirin, because Aziraphale's advice is extremely unhelpful and awkward. [Central Heating multi-chap shipfic with a layer of crack underneath]
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/20/2013 - A. Crowley, Hastur
The Blade, The Cat, And The Hatter by EverythingXBurrito reviews
"'A gorgeous boy but an ugly girl. Funny. How would you like to see the magic you thought was lost' and, without the use of words, our contract was set. A deal I'd soon find out to be the exact opposite of what I wanted." CheshireXOC
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,213 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Cheshire Cat, Xerxes B.
Goodnight, My Light by L'Archel-Hotishi reviews
In 1897, Loki is hired to investigate a case involving three missing girls and stumbles upon a castle belonging to a Count named Heimdall. While he expects a difficult investigation, he has no idea of the dangers within the castle's walls. Dracula/MLR.
Matantei Loki Ragnarok - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,926 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Loki, Heimdall
Tea Time by BookishBadger reviews
Tea time goes less than smoothly for Lord Akeldama - a drabble.
Parasol Protectorate Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Lord Akeldama - Complete
Four for a Boy by DancingSpy reviews
Gone are the thunderclouds that usually surrounded the Red King's castle. Gone are the indignant shrieks as a cloud bursts above someone's head, unleashing a torrent of hailstones as the sun shines a few metres away. :oneshot:
Charlie Bone - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Emma T., Tancred T. - Complete
Stand My Ground by ViandasJohnson reviews
great story pls read...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 6,783 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 5/8/2009
When It Rains, It Pours by AuthorColorCoated reviews
She's so cold, and Remy knows just the way to warm her up. ROMY Smut. One Shot.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,941 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Once Upon A Time by NerdySkeleton reviews
Skulduggery Pleasant and his friends never seem to live in a nice fairy tale world, and never get a "happily ever after" ending. Let's change that, shall we? Crack and normal pairings. Updates are erratic. Reading and reviewing is much obliged :D
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,685 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010
Orderly Chaos by She Who Shines reviews
What happens when a group of misfits meet and journey together? They attract other misfits like mad! In this wild ride of canon and OCs the discworld must be saved from the Vampires Bite Back cult by some of the craziest of its inhabitants. An edited RPG
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,356 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010
Music With Fanfic In by meggie272 reviews
Yep, another iPod shuffle meme. Features Carcer/Teatime, Polly and Maladicta, Victor Townsend, Lord Hong, Vimes, Carrot and Angua, Hex trying to figure out love and a bad taste in music. :
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/9/2010
During Death by She Who Shines reviews
...Teatime's adventures in the After Life.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,425 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Jonathan T.
Q&A by She Who Shines reviews
I've trapped the Hogfather characters and they are completely at our mercy. Drop a review asking questions of Susan, Death, or others, and I will force them to answer. Mwahaha. -This is inspired by a Phantom of the Opera Fanfic someone else wrote-
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,507 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010
Da Duck ta' Reason by Jack of All Suits reviews
You think Sherlock Holmes goes about walloping people with a duck?" - Inspector Lestrade saves a distressed duck and hilarity ensues.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Inspector Lestrade - Complete
Comradeship Has Limits by duchess-susan reviews
Nobby has caused a riot and now the Watch are trapped with only each other for company. So basically lots of Watchmen, Beti, and Vimes has a limited supply of cigars.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,418 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Sam Vimes, Nobby N. - Complete
Fireside Rants by the original KeT reviews
The Storm Hawks talk back about their various fanfic incarnations. What do they think about what the fans have done to their image? Suggestions welcome! DISCLAIMER: The opinions expressed here are not necessarily those of the author.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009
The Life and Times of Stephannie Mayor by Piratezommbier0b0tz reviews
THE LIFE 7 TIMES OF STEPHANNIE MAYOR. Twilight sucks ping pong b-lls. Edward sucks two. A REVENGE against RLY RLY STuPID fangirls & boys.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Oh god, it was horrible! by mandrakes reviews
Humor or tragedy - pick your poison - in series of 51 entries full of oneshots and drabbles. “Darren, what’s wrong?” “Oh gods, Kurda, it was horrible! They –“
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,071 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley
Marly Had a Brother by She Who Shines reviews
...and she was his only friend in the world. This story explores a way Jonathon Teatime--from Hogfather--might have become what he is. This is also a prequel of sorts to my other story Literally, so if you enjoyed that you might want to read this.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,469 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Jonathan T. - Complete
Now or Never by Group Hugs For Everyone reviews
And it's no one's fault, there's no black and white. Only you and me on this endless night. Oh, darling, can't you see? It's now or never.//Modern day, E/C
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Erik, Christine
Nothing Yet by MauMaster reviews
I loved you. I tried to save you from yourself, Lucian. Challenge poem, onesided Valentine/Luke
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Valentine M., Luke G. - Complete
A Matter of Fit by Nyah reviews
A short side story to I Have Gone Out. "Eric! It's not going to fit!" Humor.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Eric, Sookie
The Pigdemic by the original KeT reviews
A timely oneshot. Like everyone else Stork is worried about the swine flu, but he hasn't got all the facts this time... Formerly titled "Feverish", but I decided to change the title cuz there are about a billion fics with the same title.
Storm Hawks - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Stork - Complete
The Case of the Victoria Sandwich by Eyebrows2 reviews
A glum Watson, returning from a depressing day at work, is surprised to find Sherlock Holmes indulging in his most peculiar habit yet.... My first One Shot. I usually run to longer stories than this, but I hope you enjoy it and laugh anyway!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Occupo Iugulum by PrincessIxi reviews
Vampire's don't have fangs for a reason, you know. But Darren's never been one to listen, most of all to his mentor. Slash, Mr CxDarren
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Complete
In the Flames by Bankrobber reviews
Steve Leonard, hell-bent on revenge against Darren Shan and Larten Crepsley, steps into the fabled Coffin of Fire.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Complete
Hindsight by The Writing Bean reviews
Post-Hogfather. Mr. Teatime's ghost contemplates life, death, and what comes after. Reworking of an older fic, to make it a standalone piece.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Jonathan T., Death
Hangman by Cap'NCupcake reviews
“How about W?” Percy looked perplexed, once again. “W? Who guesses W?” “I do!” she said angrily. Percy and Annabeth, playing a game of Hangman. Percabeth two-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
And the Nightmare Comes Crawling Back by Bankrobber reviews
Who shall replace Darren Shan?
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Complete
Just a Chance by Lady-L-Leafdawn reviews
What would happen to Calypso after TLO?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Calypso - Complete
Death to the Masquerade by KillforKlondike reviews
Now the masks must come off and we too shall fall, just as those poor outside had fallen. This is the end; this is Death to the Masquerade.
Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: K - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2009
Immortality by notwisefox reviews
You've been living a lie. Immortality seduced you and won out. The only thing left for you now is Death; and he's grinning. My take on Arra's final battle.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Arra Sails - Complete
Brothers by korrc1 reviews
He always knew he could count on his brother...Brothers Bloom fic. Oneshot.
Brothers Bloom - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Complete
83 Great Reasons Not To Share A Body With Kronos by SisterGrimmErin reviews
"At least Hermes never wanted to get a giant pocketwatch tattooed on his-- excuse me, YOUR-- back."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Luke C., Kronos - Complete
Rosalie by Shane Lutz reviews
This is a poem I wrote about Rosalie. It's really good, so please read it! The style of the writing is based on "Annabel Lee" by Edgar Allan Poe, but the poem itself is alllll mine and completely amazing. Please Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Rosalie - Complete
Misunderstanding by AbstractError reviews
A small clarification. Szayel x Ishida
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Szayelaporro G., Uryuu I. - Complete
What Lies Below by Valar Morghulis reviews
For so long, speculations have abounded as to what exactly holds the Space Turtle up - space, or turtles? Now, at last, the world finds out. Rated K for blasphemy against the Great God Om. Oneshot.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Complete
You'll be an Assassin! by BloodofthePen reviews
A parody of "Dentist!" from "Little Shop of Horrors," rewritten for the immortal Jonathan Teatime. You'll be an Assassin! Please read and review!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
My Dryer Is A Portal to Other Worlds? Volume III by DrJolly reviews
Monica thinks she's going back to the Pirates of the Caribbean world, so imagine her surprise when she's transported to the Brothers Grimm world instead! Disclaimer: I own nothing, but I sure would like to own those brothers.
Brothers Grim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,169 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007
Is This a Smile Which I See Before Me? by mergirl007 reviews
/Is this a smile which I see before me, the face dangerously close to my hand? Come, let me slap it with love./ A parody of Macbeth's second monologue. Rated T for a tad bit of language.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
Lust by VickyVicarious reviews
Dustfinger's woken to find himself rescued by Basta. What happens next? Sequel to "Hate" and "Fear". Slash.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Basta, Dustfinger - Complete
Fear by VickyVicarious reviews
Basta may hate Dustfinger, but Dustfinger's just scared. Sequel to "Hate". Slash.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Dustfinger - Complete
Grover, the Evil Goat Overlord! by oheygracey reviews
It turns out Luke isn't the only one that wants Percy dead... SURPRISE! Grover turns out to be a very, VERY violent little goatie. Crackiest non-crack ever written. Alternate ending to "The Lightning Thief".
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Percy J., Grover - Complete
You Wanna Know How I Got These Scars? by mergirl007 reviews
The Joker tells another victim the history behind his scars. TDK. Rated T.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Joker - Complete
A Little of This, A Little of That by T. F. Crosby reviews
A series of weird, wacky, silly, random drabbles involving various characters and possibly various genres. Current drabble: Caught
Storm Hawks - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 29,667 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
Friends Like These by dangerousdame reviews
Still in school on Hogswatch, young Jonathan Teatime finds a peculiar sort of companionship. Written for the crackfic community brain asplode. Challenge: Teatime/Neville Longbottom.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Letters to a Stranger by Republic-Of-Heaven reviews
Chapter 3 is up. Manfred Bloor sits in his study writing letters to nobody. They contain his thoughts on people and aspects of his life, and his very deepest emotions.
Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008
Hate by VickyVicarious reviews
Basta hates Dustfinger - here's why. Set before second book. Roxane is mentioned, but only as 'the minstrel girl' and she's the only Inkspell character. Dasta slash.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Basta - Complete
Epiphany of the Student Drivers by BloodofthePen reviews
A parody of the song "Epiphany" in Sweeney Todd, written for every poor soul that must live through Driver's Education, where they continuously told me that we were all going to die. Thus, a parody was born. Please read and enjoy. 1 instance of mild lang.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Epilogue by VickyVicarious reviews
Set immediately after the end of Ptolemy's Gate. Bartimaeus talks.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Blue Birthday Cake by Aki-Chan04 reviews
Takes place at the end of Book 4; Nico shows up at Percy's window, but what he wants to talk about isn't what Percy expected at all. Mild slash implications of a male/male relationship , spoilers through Book 4. NOW CONTINUED in Too Strong A God.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
A Picture is Worth a Thousand Screams by P.A.W.07 reviews
Manfred's in a bit of a pickle with his powers on the fritz, not to mention that he's having a really bad day… his last bad day. Maybe he should have been nicer to the quiet kid. Currently a one-shot.
Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,955 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Manfred B., Billy R., Charlie B., Asa. P - Complete
The Patrician didn't have by Estelle Tiniwiel reviews
... well, let's just say there's a song about it.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
The Tale of the House by The Laughing Swordsman reviews
My take on how the House came to be.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
Strange One from the Sea by Winter Gunhands reviews
A parodic Dagbertcentric story in which there is a lot of exaggeration and absurdity. First published fic.
Charlie Bone - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007
High School by LesMisLoony reviews
Because it strikes me as unlikely that any of these kids would grow up to be normal. Implied mature content. Ten new chapters FTW.
Peanuts - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Complete
From the Shadows by M. Shattermirror reviews
While recuperating, Manfred reflects on his newly formed partnership with Dagbert. I don't know if it's short enough to be a drabble.
Charlie Bone - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
Shatter by Dhampir72 reviews
For Fanless . Rhode wants to break Allen.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
A Story With No Name by The Fifth Champion reviews
This is a story with no name, about a boy with no name. Though he is lost now, dead, forgotten...they called him Luke. Snippets of a traitor's life from early childhood to present day.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,013 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Luke C.
Liberty by Vethysnia reviews
Stork finally lets go of his fears. [character death]
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
Between the Lines by M. Shattermirror reviews
Finally, the Bloors have rid themselves of one of the most persistent thorns in their side. But what impact does it have on the mind of his killer?
Charlie Bone - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Complete
Ishmael's Survival Guide to Moby Dick by Sirius Blaak reviews
If you're one of the many English students struggling through Moby Dick and want a way out, this may offer you a few laughs. Just remember, Moby Dick should have been named Moby Ick. And please review!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Thoughts of a Traitor by Becky C reviews
Such an irony to throw yourself away, when you're right outside the gates of salvation. I guess neither of us know what we're doing...a songfic to the tune of Smokers Outside the Hospital Doors by The Editor. Implied Titan's Curse spoilers
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Complete
The Patrician's Schedule by GuesssWho reviews
I read this one bit where it suggested that his schedule included being 'relaxed and a people person', and I ran with it while no one was looking.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Complete
HOLY CRAP, It's A Collection of Bizarre Pairings by Becky C reviews
Self explanatory. Read at your own peril...will get worse as it goes on, believe me. Has pairings from TysonAnnabeth to AgriusSunflower, from LukeTyson to an episode of Survivor where anything can happen.... Has been raised to T, for fear of brain trauma.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007
Same Yet Unlikely by virtualailee reviews
When Uchiha Sasuke met Ishida Uryū, everyone cocked an eyebrow or two at this peculiar company. Swigging green tea over wafts of ramen stock, they chatted...
Anime X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Complete
Inside the Box by Dhampir72 reviews
Alone in a room with only his thoughts, Lavi waits. Sort of LaviAllen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Complete
Addendum by Delphina reviews
Had Melville ever written a sex scene, this is what it probably would have looked like. IshmaelQueequeg slash! MobyDick
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Complete
Sans Birthday Cake by Chibi Cheesecake reviews
Brotherly love is spending the morning out in the rain, in line to buy that one special present... Sibling fluff with a crackish twist at the end. No one’s OOC.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Complete
Automatic Flowers by The Freaky Butt Mate reviews
[mm] He loves me. He loves me not. He loves me... when will he make up his mind? [DarrenSteve][Prebook]
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 7/20/2005
Apathy by Ersatz Smile reviews
Kurda Smahlt was never brought to justice by Darren Shan. Darren perished horribly on his way down the rapids in the Hall of Final Voyage. Now, with the Princes out of the way, a new beast reigns over the creatures of the night. (Slash. SteveKurda.)
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,786 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/27/2005 - Published: 5/24/2005
Soup by Inyx reviews
Serving the Lord of the Vampaneze when he has the flu isn't an easy job. Poor Gannen. Spoilers up to book 9.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2005
The Guide's Entry On FanFiction by JuicyFrood reviews
How ironic...
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2005
The Butterfly Effect by The Freaky Butt Mate reviews
[DrabbleRamble] Kurda and Mr Tiny have a discussion in Paradise over a game of chess. [Yes, it is really as dull as it sounds...]
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2005
Persephone by Demented Divinity reviews
A poem. Flames are welcome.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/15/2004
Courtship Rituals by the-sexybee reviews
Croup and Vandemar. That's all the warning you really need.
Neverwhere - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2003
The Dead Marquis Sketch by drox reviews
Imagine John Cleese as Old Bailey.
Neverwhere - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Complete
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heavy like syrup
During a training session, Dazai antagonizes his young trainee in unexpected ways. M for dirty talk just in case, but no actual sex.
Bungou Stray Dogs/文豪ストレイドッグス - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Published: 10/10/2017
You Could Be Taller reviews
Crane observes Jervis and his mannerisms. Good old-fashioned 100-word drabble that was originally planned as part of a longer piece but didn't quite fit in. (Does anyone actually write drabbles that are 100 words anymore? I don't know.)
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/10/2017 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter, J. Crane/Scarecrow
Red Cloak
Little Quicksilver has lost his sister, / And can't tell where to find her; / Leave her alone, and she'll come home, / Leaving her madness behind her.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/15/2016
Someday This Could Be Funny reviews
For ace-of-void on tumblr: Crowley is roped into an alarming-sounding appointment in Hell that turns out to be decidedly not what he expects. It just might be more enjoyable than he does expect, though... but only if he survives the night. [C/H]
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2013 - A. Crowley, Hastur
Secular Passion reviews
When you have six thousand years of memories, most of them distasteful in some way or another, sometimes it's better to simply leave them behind. [Hastur/Ligur]
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Hastur, Ligur - Complete
The Repeat Customer reviews
Nobody ever said an angel couldn't make more than one Arrangement, and this one always Arranges itself to take effect at half past eleven on the dot. [Aziraphale/Hastur]
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Aziraphale, Hastur - Complete
The Gutenberg Incident reviews
[FanlessXmy-name-is-lancelot collaboration] Crowley's gotten himself killed...again. The only way to get back to the South Downs (and Aziraphale) is through a mission to defeat a new agent from Heaven. The catch? Hastur's along for the ride. Two demons, one car and an unfair share of unresolved tension. [Central Heating shipfic]
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/15/2013 - A. Crowley, Hastur
Canary Parasol reviews
After Lord Maccon's untimely demise, Alexia is shocked by a confession of ardor, more or less, from one of the most unlikely sources imaginable. [Alexidama]
Parasol Protectorate Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Alexia T., Lord Akeldama
Unseen Moments reviews
Various "Unseen Academicals"-related drabbles and oneshots. Before, during, after. Newest: possibly the only Trev/Andy fic in existence.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Trev L., Andy S.
Centum Historiae reviews
For the Towers of Alicante challenge: 100 prompts, 100 drabbles. First story: "Aberration", Simon's POV. Second story: "Superficial", Valentine and Sebastian. Done as the fancy strikes me, not in alphabetical order.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2012
Tis Better reviews
Jace's love for Clary did not die with her. For The Towers of Alicante.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Swing Dance reviews
For the Glorious 25th of May: You never really know a person until you've seen what they do when they think they're alone. 100 words.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Findthee S. - Complete
gutter spangles reviews
Nobody tells the tales of the losers and the lost. The Piminy Street Endowed
Charlie Bone - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/23/2011
The Kings' War reviews
Borlath has returned to an all-too-familiar host, and he wants the city. The world's Endowed are drawn to the place where it all began. War brews. This time, it's serious.
Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,676 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Charlie B., Manfred B.
Maserati Ride reviews
Rated Older Teen for safety and suggestive themes: Apollo needs a new romantic challenge, and a taste of Seaweed might be just the tonic he's been seeking. Apollo/Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,798 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Percy J., Apollo
Proudest Possession reviews
A boy and his marble — and the spell it cast. By no means does Gawain come away unscathed from playing with Teatime's eye for years...
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,189 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Susan Sto Helit, Andy S.
Cunning Artifice reviews
In the Ankh-Morpork of a distant future, there lives a brilliant scientist and two men who are not all they seem. AU!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Sam Vimes, Carcer
Coming to Light reviews
It's a fine May morning when Reg climbs into the coffin and pulls the lid over himself like a blanket. Originally for the Glorious 25th of May.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Reg S., Death - Complete
That's All I Wanted, Thanks reviews
Carcer gets impolite. Vimes is not amused. Swing sees the whole thing. Carcer has an alarming dream.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Carcer, Sam Vimes
Those Violent Boys reviews
What they're up to, what they've done. Teatime & Carcer drabbles. Actual rating may vary between chapters. All sorts of allusions, including pairings. Newest: Carcer plays chess and wins — sort of.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Carcer, Jonathan T.
Give 'Em Hell's Kid reviews
Alexis Irvine is the new boy in camp, and one of the strangest. He's got split personalities, fairly unnatural coloring and.. Hades for a father? Set between Sea of Monsters and Titan's Curse events. Rated PG for violence and some strong language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,878 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 12/4/2006
unmusical reviews
Olivia has decided Manfred is going to compose her a song. He's not so sure... about anything, suddenly. Manfred/Olivia
Charlie Bone - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/18/2010
End of the Road reviews
Dustfinger's tired of playing cat and mouse. Basta's not so sure he wants the game to end. An older oneshot with slash overtones that I unearthed and finished recently.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Basta, Dustfinger - Complete
A Game of Dolls and Princess reviews
The Endowed have fallen. Only one is left to rule the Academy, and her name is Yolanda Yewbeam. Belle/Asa. For DotCiki.
Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Asa. P - Complete
The Sebastian Figure reviews
He never thought he'd end this way, in the airy throne room of Mount Olympus, with the sun shining and the birds singing and everyone standing in a crowd waiting for him to be executed. AU, post-TLO; Luke's POV
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Luke C. - Complete
Holy Sacrament reviews
Steve's beginning to lose faith in his own private crusade. Hints of Steve/Darren.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Steve Leonard, Darren Shan - Complete
Starlight Waltz reviews
Mr. Larten Crepsley, a.k.a. Vur Horston, a.k.a. plenty of other names that even he has forgotten, does not dance. In public, at least. ArraxLarten
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Arra Sails, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Bird Flying High reviews
Despair. Triumph. Madness. Within a song, one doomed pawn's life.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Steve Leonard - Complete
Black as Night, Sweet as Sin reviews
So this is what it's like to kiss the Prince of the Dead. Drabble/poem.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Nico A. - Complete
A Bloody Surprising Development reviews
When Percy makes a shocking confession, Luke has an unfortunate reaction. Parodic OOC Luke; rated T for brief mild language and slight suggestivity.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Luke C., Percy J. - Complete
A Forever Summer reviews
Tyson looks back on a fun day spent with Percy. Free-verse. Tyson's POV.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
Innocence is Bliss reviews
Sometimes Allen just doesn't understand his friends... A simple oneshot poking fun at three Allen pairings. Het & slash
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Allen Walker - Complete
Shards of Nothing reviews
For Dhampir72 Rabi muses on his own feelings after they are forced to leave Allen in Asia. Rabi/Allen.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Lavi, Allen Walker - Complete
Charlie Bone and the Gate of Translocation reviews
What do you get when you combine two very disparate characters, a transporting apparatus, and cameos from just about every wellknown fantasy book and manga out there? ...Well, this fanfiction, actually. [AU! Not connected to Book 6 in any way.]
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007
Spiderthread Untruth reviews
Luke has a few second thoughts, and ruminates in his own way upon said thoughts. Hints of LukePercy. Second chapter is Author's Note, so technically it's a oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,860 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Luke C., Percy J. - Complete
A Rough Day reviews
When Kanda thinks everyone has forgotten his birthday, he feels surprisingly left out.. even though he knows better. SemiAU. Some hintings of RabiKanAllen, mostly PG. [For Kuro666!]
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
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