Six months after the world ends, a samurai and a little girl walk into a bar. (In which the Joui war was cut short on account of the Earth being blown up, and Otose watches a seventeen year old Gintoki attempt to raise a four year old Kagura.)

When two people think that another two people would be perfect together, of course they set about making it happen... and hope that the other two people cooperate!

SasuHina Oneshots: The Maestro dismisses the first chair oboe a week before the start of the orchestral season, leaving an opening and a nervous Concert Master.

After all this time... They probably could have gone about this better. HirumaxMamori. Oneshot.

It's the rapid fire, bullet proof broomsticks, curses, and the unspoken agreements that define Hiruma and Mamori's odd relationship at their best, worst and the area inbetween. After all it's just another day in paradise. 100 themes challenge. Oneshots.

"It means dust collecting on kunais that should never be given to rust, and a flak jacket forgotten in the bottom drawer, and a wife (wife, he thinks these days, because how could she not be?) who will one day lose all remembrance of why such things are important." - Yamanaka Ino and Nara Shikamaru. She is losing her mind while he is losing her.

"Do you think they've done it yet?" Haru asks.

Noelle dies in Asta's arms, then wakes up in the future—also in Asta's arms. What the hell is going on? — asta/noelle

Rin has always known her life was dangerous, but she still thought she'd live past thirteen. In this world, she does. Rin struggles with a new identity, Kakashi finds unexpected reasons to live, and Minato chooses his family over everything. Far away, underground, a young boy wakes up with no idea of who he is… Canon-divergent AU. Jinchuuriki!Rin. Slowburn KakaRin.

She thinks it's Sasuke, at first. It's stupid to think that—so, so stupid. Her love for Sasuke is not a secret; and she is not jealous of him or cruel to him. Nor is he jealous of her, or cruel to her. The marigolds curling around her ribcage cannot be for Sasuke. (Ino knows who they're for.)

Some things are more beautiful broken than whole. Series of SasuHina Revolution Week 2018 prompts: Words. *Kalon * Haecceity *Irusu *Hanahaki *Jijivisha (ज ज व ष )*Wasuremono*Philocalist*Duyên*Kef*

"You will not join her," he breathes decidedly in the space between them. The space that is slowly closing. This is him not pretending anymore." - Hyuuga Hinata and Uchiha Sasuke. Just outside their windowsill, heartbreak still hangs heavy.

To the question of who kissed who first, it was Mamori. Of course. HiroMamo oneshot

That night after Allen turns Mana into an akuma, it isn't Cross Marian who picks him up. It's Tiedoll.

"What exactly do you wanna be, Toshi?" Kondo asks a simple question. Hijikata spends ten years reflecting on his answer.

In the days following Peins assault on Konoha, Hinata and Naruto dwell on the events that led them to this hospital bed. Each broken in their own way and seemingly incapable of discerning where they stand. They wonder if they'll ever get this right. Pre-Five Kage Summit. A somewhat fic-let, slice-of-life, about finding love sooner rather than later. Anime and filler compliant.

Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.

they take her back to painted streets and petty wars, to love for the first time in a place beyond the moon. [post-canon drabbles.]

"Dead men don't talk," continued the man, then stood up and faced the gravestone. "Neither do they eat manju. Which is why I made a promise instead." - Otose might have been old, but she wasn't stupid. What made her trust a man she picked up from the graveyard; who made a silly promise over a few manju? No pairings.

As if the fact that he read her love letter is reason enough for him to help her woo the boy of her dreams. — love letter au

Kanda/Lenalee. 25. upon return. "You don't have to do this," he says, more gruffly than intended. She hums, making another loop around with the gauze, and says nothing.

Here's to the dead, whose stories we know.

They're both used to being quiet, socially inept, and alone. Maybe now they can do so together.

Sakamoto is a too-loud idiot with the bluest eyes Mutsu has ever seen, but sometimes it looks like he's drowning in the suffocating emptiness of the skies in his eyes. (Sakamutsu, high school AU)

Four times Gintoki was asked if he had children, and one time he said yes.

She can feel her heart pounding like a war drum and she feels like she's going to explode, because they left her. Every single one of them left her and she couldn't do a damned thing; she stood there and watched them leave like a stupid little doll. (Kagura's childhood - being helpless and being left behind.)

Falling in love isn't always sweet, especially when it's with your best friend.

"It was in the way that she turned from him, her hair elegantly following her every movement, that Shikamaru realized that they were both horrible liars." / In which Shikamaru realizes regrets will follow you to the ends of the Earth.

out of all the things that they were, are, and will be, the one who hurts the most is being estranged.

Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.

Beware the women of the warrior class for all they touched was both beautiful and deadly. (Hinata-centric) (#SupportHinata'sKnitting on tumblr.)

[old] 50 sentences for Kamui.

Hinata gets some help around the house even though she doesn't know it.

Bolt may have been born with his whiskers, but Himawari wasn't. Born premature, Naruto did the only thing he could think of to save her.

Hinata was beautiful and, unfortunately, the rest of the world agreed.

Konoha gives Karin a second chance. It just doesn't come in quite the way she was expecting. (Naruto Crack Pairing Challenge) Warning: AU-ish.

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)

There are worse things to bring along on a mission than a single overambitious genin. Probably. [Gen, Hidden Mist backstory; one-shot.]

AU. A beautiful but lonely woman moves in next door to an equally lonely man. HijiMitsu.

The ten years and ten separate times that Uchiha Sasuke catches himself staring at Haruno Sakura's back chronicled his descent into a maddening, consuming and achingly prosaic lunacy he fearfully acknowledges as love. [SasuSaku. Canon-verse and Postcanon-verse.]

Sasuke's memories of Sakura are not based on sight. No: Sakura was a press of desperation along his back, a sob to "please, don't hurt them". Sakura was a cool hand around his wrist, startling against his feverish, new-cursed skin. Sakura was the taste of apples; the breeze of an open hospital window; the stinging pain of a third Chidori. Sakura resides in the heart.

A small collection of short individual oneshots involving Hiruma and Mamori. Each one amusing in its own way and involving a kiss of some sort. Complete. 30 kisses challenge.

Uzumaki Naruto is in love. And there are several people who figure it out before him.

Kankuro has seen Gaara smile three times. One a 'slasher smile', one a smirk, and one that he never expected Gaara to give in his wildest dreams. SandSibs.

Looking for wisdom in the dark. — Naruto/Hinata.

Angels, but not the kind with wings. — Sasuke, Kiba.

In which Sakura realizes that her best friend's relatives are all jerks. She reacts by throwing things. — Non-massacre AU; Shisui/Sakura.

"If that picture is amazing, it's only because it's a picture of you." And that, Sai decided, as Naruto clutched his present tightly and looked down to hide his eyes, was the beauty of absolute truth.

Canon. SasuSaku. Red was the color of passion, womanhood. Pink was the shade of little girls and delicate things. Next to Karin, Sakura felt like a washed-out imitation.

you learn to dot the petals / roses, tulips, azaleas / with poison and hand them to the person you're supposed to love. —ino. team 10.

-Kurotsuchi, Deidara- He always hides in her room.

she likes to imagine herself as pretty butterfly. one with knives. preferably sharp. — drabble

The first Order —- these sympathetic gestures, they're all in vain.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

Spring holds many new beginnings, but this spring might entitle her with more than she thought. AU NarutoXHinata set in college.

Tenten: "I do not just think, or do, or act, or say; I am."

Drabble. His eyes were open and the first person he saw was Naruto. GaaNaru

If your skin is made from paper, do you bleed ink? Oneshot, PeinxKonan.

In which Sai makes a new friend and Suigetsu learns that he must have a small penis. Suigetsu x Sai non-yaoi. Crackfic.

Being team players has ruined Jyuumonji and co.’s bad boy images they’re determined to get them back.

The making of a kunoichi. Temari gen.

A body floats downstream, currents eddying about the slender fingers, the waterlogged bandages, the long pale hair that spreads out like sunlight’s reflection on water. Her name was Yugito Nii, and her dream has ended. Done for '20 truths' LJ community.

Because every beginning has its end and every end has its beginning…

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.

Sakura's always known how to throw a punch. Character study, genfic, set during the timeskip. One shot, complete.