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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Sherlock.

S'up?

I know you'd probably rather be reading a book or fanfic than this (despite your commitment to my bio thus far), so I'll keep this short - the best thirty second description of me as possible.

I read constantly. I was spending atrocious amounts of money on books until I discovered that my school library actually has books that appeal to me, and I've been checking out and returning books nearly every day since.

Way too many Disney movies make me cry. But like, the ones you wouldn't expect. Wreck-It Ralph, for example.

I have semi present social anxiety.

I love dogs. Luckily, I have dogs.

Hobbies: Writing, reading and photography.

Unpopular opinion: I think ketchup is just disgusting, dirty tomato water.

My "good" qualities: creative, good humoured, somewhat funny, extremely weird.

My "bad" qualities: procrastinator (I always have at least ten unfinished fics), indecisive, hot-tempered. Nobody's perfect.

Drarry is my OTP.

I tend to overuse adjectives, which you'll notice if you even bother to read my sad little fics.

I would really (REALLY!) appreciate reviews.

Please message me if you are in need of book recommendations or to at least attempt to motivate me to write.

- I'mAHufflepuffAtHeart

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Christmas Come Early by The Lady Arturia reviews
Draco's mother has given him no choice but to return to Hogwarts for his eighth year to finish his schooling, which means he's going to have to reunite with his second worst nightmare: Harry Potter. Will Draco be able to get over the long-rejected hand of friendship so their relationship can take on a new turn? Drarry one-shot written for sperrama2013 and Riya1112.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,624 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/28/2017 - [Draco M., Harry P.] [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
Danger Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Emiliya Wolfe reviews
When Potter's name is called up to the Goblet of Fire, Draco's heart stops. Out of all the things Potter could have done, this was the worst. As Draco tries frantically to stop Harry from entering a competition that might claim his life, he remembers all the other times he had tried to save the Gryffindor's life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/7/2017 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
What Fools These Mortals Be by shilo1364 reviews
A mysterious banner shows up in the Great Hall, sending the castle into a furor of speculation. What is it? Why is it there? What do the tally marks that keep appearing on it mean? What does 'DM' stand for? Pansy is irritated. Hermione is exasperated. Ron is oblivious. Draco is annoyed. Harry is smug. Will the eighth years solve this new riddle?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/23/2017 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Pansy P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Not-So-Secret Secrets by TrustNoOne182 reviews
Sherlock asks John to tell him a secret and against his better judgement John obliges. Fluffy JohnLock!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/14/2017 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
The Proposal by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco's proposal is a night to remember.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,774 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/14/2016 - Harry P., Draco M., OC - Complete
Deserving by Cassis Luna reviews
From the prompt: "What if one day everyone was brewing Amortentia and Harry walks in. Of course, he doesn't know what they're brewing, so the first thing he says is 'Why does the room smell like it's drenched in Malfoy's cologne' and then everyone, including Draco, just looks at him."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 300 - Published: 6/3/2016 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Living With Sherlock by TrustNoOne182 reviews
Living with Sherlock is not simple, but it is exactly what John wants. JohnLock
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/20/2015 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Sleeping Patterns by TrustNoOne182 reviews
They keep falling asleep together. What begins innocently eventually escalates, JohnLock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/5/2015 - [Sherlock H., John W.] DI Lestrade, Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Teamwork by agentmoppet reviews
(Drabble) Hermione gets fed up with Harry refusing to make a move on Draco and decides to take matters into her own hands... Written for the Daily Prophet competition. DRARRY, fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/5/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Stubborn Meets Foolish by Lissy Stage reviews
Harry doesn't like snogging where their neighbours can see. Draco, on the other hand, doesn't especially care. Difference of opinions aside, they both just want to snog. HPDM slash. Written for the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/26/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] OC - Complete
Hexes and Despondency by Lissy Stage reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, punished to send a letter to each other once a week. The inevitable is quite inevitable. HPDM slash. Eighth-year AU. Written for round 8 of season 2 of the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/15/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Two Hearts That Bleat As One by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
After the war, Draco was prepared to spend the rest of his days alone and miserable. Then that damned goat showed up. NOTE: This is a retelling of icmezzo's Love Lies Bleating and was remixed with her permission.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,512 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Listen! by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
Draco is quite certain that he's heard something strange outside. Harry just really wishes he hadn't offered to share a tent with the Slytherin prat in the first place. Hogwarts AU. This is my version of H/D sharing-a-tiny-tent cliche. (I'm cool).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Greater Good by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
Frankly, Harry really shouldn't have been nosing through Dumbledore's Pensieve in the first place. *6th Year AU, YOUNG Dumbledore/Grindelwald from Harry's POV. No smut. Nothing dirtier than kissing and a bit of manipulative teenage antics, sorry folks.*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
A Tussle Turned Tasty by DeiStarr reviews
Harry and Draco get into a fight... that suddenly turns into something entirely different! Sixth year AU. Drarry - Draco/Harry Slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/27/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Potter's Party by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco was not invited to Potter's Party, and he won't stand for it. Silly, fluffy one-shot. Beware of the feels!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Twelve Days by made.of.bees reviews
Draco has a secret admirer sending him gifts for the twelve days of Christmas. Who could it possibly be, and does Draco return their affection? Harry/Draco Christmas fluff :)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36,933 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 206 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The First Time by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
The few times that Harry Potter has ever seen Draco Malfoy cry, and what he does about it. Almost a Christmas one-shot. Almost, I said! AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Definitely Full of Nargles, Though by Queen of the Castle reviews
Luna turns out to be right about the existence of a few things Harry would never have otherwise believed in. Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy pre-slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Snowball Fight by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
Draco and Harry have a snowball fight. Who will win? Silliness. Hogwarts AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bludger by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
Draco takes the hit from a bludger intended for Harry and develops a strange and severe case of amnesia. Feeling responsible, Harry decides to help Draco get back into the swing of things. With a clean slate and a budding friendship, will Hogwarts' biggest rivals finally get their shot at a second chance? 8th year AU. reminder that THIS IS AU, some dead characters are alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 121,688 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
GlamGirl Getup by Heiress7Muzzy reviews
Things go awry when a certain lab ferret is used to test out Weasley's Wizard Wheezes' latest line of feminine products, including one smitten Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The First Time I Met You by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
What's really going through Draco's head when he fights with Harry? *based on artwork by mizorekibishi on LJ* Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Given and Denied by Vanjalina reviews
DH EWE. Tiny AU. Hogwarts. The war broke Draco, he has no future and no hope left. Harry has a perfectly happy life, at least as long as you don't scratch the surface. Little do they know how much their lives are about to change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 82,275 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Harry Potter Pickup Lines by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
When Blaise dares him to ask Harry Potter a multitude of ridiculous pick-up lines, Draco accepts without expecting much. Honestly, what are the odds that a few pick-up lines could capture the heart of the Boy Who Lived anyhow? 8th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,674 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 109 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Rumour Has It by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
There are a lot of strange rumours floating around about Potter and Malfoy. Rated T for swearing and excessive references to cherries
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 102 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Dementor's Kiss by T3hWh1t3P4nth3r reviews
A contest is being held at Hogwarts to see who can do the best impression of a dementor. One shot. Drarry. If you don't like it, please don't read it. OOCness with Hermione and Dumbledore a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bloody Mistletoe by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
Oh, look, it's Christmastime at Hogwarts! Let the badly-named plans and misplaced mistletoe cliches begin!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,829 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Great Berry Conspiracy by Lea Benoit reviews
HP/DM. Professor McGonagall has bewitched the mistletoe. Oneshot! Warnings for general silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Impulsive by her illusion reviews
Harry learns that being impulsive isn't a totally bad thing, after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dracosexual by sweetfarthing reviews
It's the end of term and all Pansy wanted to do was join her year mates at the lake. Maybe show off her figure. Than Draco and Harry had to steal her thunder. Draco/Harry fix done at that magical time of insomnia and slap-happy jitters
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Lip-Lock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 8,426 - Follows: 1,377 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Caught Red Handed by Sirenfox reviews
Harry goes into Malfoy Mansion on a dare. Sadly for him, Lady Luck seems to have dumped him and everything goes incredibly wrong...or is that right? Either way he ends up facing his rival in the worst and most embarrassing way! Oneshot, DMHP Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 7/17/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How to Fall Out of Love by testosterone-tea reviews
Draco Malfoy is making a list telling how to fall out of love, because he certainly is in a predicament concerning a certain Harry Potter... Drarry slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Couldn't Catch a Cold by Prince Edwin reviews
Harry Potter is ill, no matter how much he tries to deny it, and it isn’t magic that’s making him feel this sick. Draco Malfoy, acclaimed Slytherin opportunist, decides to take advantage of the circumstances. This story will contain SLASH HpDm.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,242 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 160 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Mistletoe Incident by Naadi reviews
A story in limerick verse. HxD slash. Draco commandeers the mistletoe and Harry sets out to put a stop to it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/10/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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Sweet Tooth reviews
Draco and Harry are unwilling to reveal the identities of their crushes to their nosy friends. Unfortunately, they share one weakness; a sweet tooth, each possessing total adoration for certain desserts. Even more unfortunately, their lovingly manipulative friends know how to use that to their advantage. Set in eighth year. Fluffety fluff fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,065 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/15/2017 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete
Ignorance Isn't Always Bliss reviews
John and Sherlock are heartbreakingly ignorant. Their friends, who are far more observant than they are and see how perfect they'd be together, decide take advantage of the situation, in an effort to make a profit off of the two's clearly impending relationship. But what will happen when some of them get impatient, and aren't about to lose a bet on their friends' love lives?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/1/2017 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Mycroft H., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
The Heartbreak Of A Broken Boy reviews
Shattered, heartbroken Draco has always loved Harry from afar, and it's tearing him apart. He deeply hates himself and he's convinced everyone else does too. He doesn't believe anyone, let alone Harry, could ever love him. Little does he know that he is being loved, by his very best friend, and she's on a mission to turn his life around, find him love and save him from himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,429 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/7/2017 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Pansy P. - Complete