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Drabbles: Twilight Saga by
Jessica314 reviews
This is a collection of silly-drabbles relating to the Twilight Saga. Just for fun :)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 59 - Words: 9,823 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/15/2019 - Published: 11/30/2015 - Carlisle, Edward, Amun, Gianna
Sweet torture by
notsodelicious reviews
In the weeks leading up to their wedding, Carlisle and Esme find themselves in a passionate rapture. This is my take on the expression of this passion when restrained by belief and morality. Lemon ahead, fluff as well, just hold on until the final relief. Please if you are offended by pre-marital sex or intimacy, do not read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/26/2016 - Carlisle, Esme
Wedding Gifts by
Jessica314 reviews
Bella and Edward open their wedding gifts on Isle Esme. My first fanfic, fluffy and canon-friendly.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,279 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
After the Honeymoon by
LovinDrCullen reviews
Carlisle/Esme after their honeymoon in the 1920's.. it's hard to get back to normal after 2 weeks with each other in paradise
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Carlisle, Esme
Talk Nerdy to Me by
MelissaMargaret reviews
When brilliant but shy Carlisle Cullen notices his beautiful, unattainable classmate is failing he'll do anything to help her get back on track. What secrets will he learn about this mystery girl, and what will it mean for their future?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 54,269 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Stop Thinking Offense Boys, Think Defense! by
Firetoflame reviews
Have you ever wondered what really went on before the newborn attack in Eclipse? Alice may have told Edward that everything would be alright, but while he was busy fretting over Bella, the rest of the Cullen's were dealing with a worry of their own. One-shot inspired by Jacob's comments in Breaking Dawn about Esme not being a fighter. CANON goodness!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,453 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Carlisle, Esme, Rosalie - Complete
The Special Relationship by
scribe4hire reviews
AH. AU. A body in the wrong place at the wrong time brings DCS Carlisle Cullen, head of the Metropolitan Police's SCI unit into contact with FBI Agent Esme Marshall, can they forget their past and work together to stop disaster Give it a try!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 280,444 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Carlisle, Esme
Dirty Little Secret by
fortes in fide reviews
Having affairs is usually sticky and messy and dangerous... Carlisle/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Phallic Vegetables Are Never Enough by
ultracat75 reviews
Carlisle's been one busy mo-fo since becoming chief of surgery, leaving Esme at home singin’ the lonely housewife blues. Can a new feisty BFF help Esme get her sexy groove back? One-shot for Esme’s Erotic Ecstasy Contest. AH/OOC canon couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,061 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Weird by
theartistformerlyknownaswmlaw reviews
Breaking Dawn spoilers. Two conversations between Carlisle and Esme. One pre-Breaking Dawn, one post-Happily Ever After. Seriously weird but amusing if I do say so myself.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
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An Array of Reasons reviews
'Sex. Great. Now I've got your attention, I can go on.' Liberal college student Esme Platt is only just coming to terms with the instabilities of life. Along with her flatmates Saintly Carlisle Cullen, 25, and young Edward Masen, she offers an entertaining perspective on her life and how the unexpected is usually best.AH/AU RatedM for later chapters. Some dark themes. Canon-couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 56 - Words: 465,473 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/22 - Published: 10/8/2016 - Carlisle, Edward, Esme
The Tape reviews
It's only a few months untill Edward and Bella's wedding so Esme and Carlisle decide to take a much-needed break away. What happens when Emmett finds several unmarked discs? And what happens when the Cullen family decide to watch them? Chaos. Light-hearted, funny oneshot on why secrets are best left as secrets. Canon pairings. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,686 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/16/2016 - Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett - Complete
Where were they? reviews
During the graduation party in Eclipse, Esme is no where to be seen. Where is she? And can Carlisle persuade her to return downstairs? I think not... Short Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/13/2016 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete