Someday, I want to write the nastiest, dirtiest, kinkiest, most horrible yet delicious fiction ever. Ideas welcome.

With the amount of Coke intake I have it wouldn't suprise me if it had replaced the blood in my veins. With that kind of dedication to the brand I, of course, have an account on .

A bio, huh? Fine...
-age: 18
-gender: the doctors call me a she
-location: here and now in the good ol' South
-occupation: student-- college starts next year
-religion: atheist
-interests: oh gummy bears... so many... here's the major ones: playing and composing music for the piano, gaming, shopping at...places, collecting/ going to/ watching movies aaaaaaaand internet surfing I suppose. Oh! and dreaming about being naked but damning myself for being so frikking polite.

Things to Come

Caught in the Act (or Breaking Vows still undecided) - Roy and Maes have been the best of friends for a long time but recently, the more time Gracia and Elicia spend out of the house, the more time Roy and Maes spend together in the house. They thought were getting good at sneaking around until they were caught in the act. RoyMaes

Favorite Quotes

"What better place to sleep than church?"
-- my mother :)

"You don't know anything about Christianity!"
"I know enough to exploit it."
-- Stan to Cartman (South Park)

"--Are you talking about the President or Saddam Hussein?"
"--Either one." Jon Stewart asking Stephan Colbert

"Is Japan an island?"

"...for women who are interested and men who are curious."

"The greatest thing is to love and be loved in return."

"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, glass of wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO what a ride!'"