Mr. Fnord
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Joined 06-24-16, id: 7997120, Profile Updated: 10-25-16
Author has written 3 stories for A song of Ice and Fire, and Kantai Collection.

The entity known to the Internet as Mr. Fnord (within the SpaceBattles constellation and elsewhere as Mal-3) has been, at one time or another during his life, an amateur writer, playwright, actor, occultist, conspiracy theorist, UFO chaser, political activist, gadfly, disk jockey, talk show host, Internet historian and comedian, as well as being a fully-ordained minister of the Universal Life Church. He’s a bit like Jamie Hyneman, except not quite as cool. These days, he roams the Earth like Jules Winnfield or Kwai-Chang Caine, seeking adventures and looking for work.

Mr. Fnord started out in the Internet fiction business as part of--and later lead writer for--the legendary Jihad to Destroy Barney the Purple Dinosaur before moving on to create the shared-world "metafanfic" universe known as Fenspace. This is his first general-purpose fanfiction archive page... if you don't count the one on Archive of Our Own. But they're functionally identical so whatever.

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Robb Returns by The Dark Scribbler reviews
The Red Wedding has happened and the Old Gods are getting worried about what has happened. They have no choice. Robb must return.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 149 - Words: 616,020 - Reviews: 7529 - Favs: 6,309 - Follows: 6,787 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 7/16/2015 - Eddard S./Ned, Robb S., Theon G., Domeric B.
A Crack of Thunder by Mr. Chaos reviews
Book 2 of A Song of Metal and Marvels. War grips Westeros. Tony and Jon protect the innocent, blind to the threats from the Iron Islands. Daenerys faces doom. Arya searches for the Brotherhood. Theon's destiny is changed. Tyrion struggles to maintain control. And the Others strength their power. But all will change when the gods return to Westeros, for they bring thunder with them.
Crossover - Marvel & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 350,456 - Reviews: 2484 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 9/9/2017 - T. Stark/ Iron man, Daenerys T./Dany, Jon S., Tyrion L. - Complete
Potter Who and the Wossname's Thingummy by ForrestUUID reviews
No TARDIS, no screwdriver, and no memory — on the plus side, an owl and a wand! May or may not be AU. "It's all in the mind, you know."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 40 - Words: 226,568 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 10/31/2019 - Published: 8/31/2012 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
Transposition, or: Ship Happens by ensou reviews
Whatever she expected when she triggered, it wasn't meeting a short white-haired girl or turning into a hyper-advanced technological platform. Of course when you're Taylor Hebert, things frequently don't go as planned.
Crossover - Worm & Arpeggio of Blue Steel/蒼き鋼のアルペジオ - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 99,914 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 3,154 - Follows: 3,634 - Updated: 10/26/2019 - Published: 8/5/2016 - Skitter, Tattletale, Vista, Victoria D./Glory Girl
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7375 - Favs: 15,820 - Follows: 18,015 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
My Shot by Scholastica reviews
A debate between Iowa and Saratoga over the historical merits of the "Hamilton" stage musical leads to the shipgirls deciding to perform the Broadway hit on their own!
Kantai Collection - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,601 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/19/2018 - Published: 7/1/2017 - Yuudachi, Naka, Fubuki, Iowa
The Black Princess: An SI Story by Barn Barn Barn reviews
"What shall you name her?" Jamie asked softly. Cersei gave no sign that she heard him. She remained as she had been, silently gazing down at the babe held to her breast. Cersei's fingers played over the wisps of dark hair that graced her firstborn's head, while a strange expression fixed his sweet sister's features. Uncertain, Jaime hesitantly offered, "Alysanne, perhaps?"
Crossover - A song of Ice and Fire & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,912 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 1/15/2018 - Published: 10/15/2017 - Joffrey B., OC, Tyrion L., Robert B.
Psi Effect by Cap'n Chryssalid reviews
A fun-loving asari mercenary finds herself a little in over her head when she ends up abducted by terrifying aliens from beyond the galactic frontier. These asari-like creatures call themselves 'humans.' They seem to be secretly nosing about on the borders of known space, acting through proxies, conducting covert operations, and they've got a deal for an enterprising asari...
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 43 - Words: 387,570 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 3,485 - Follows: 4,028 - Updated: 1/2/2018 - Published: 7/19/2014 - U. Wrex, Daro'Xen, J. Garson, OC
A Man of Iron by Mr. Chaos reviews
Antony 'Tony' Stark is the arrogant cousin of Ned who made his fortune crafting weapons for the lords of Westeros. He leads a joyful life, doing what he pleases and leaves the politics to others. But when violent attack nearly ends his life, Tony decides to take action and creates a hero for the people to rally around: a knight known as Iron Man. Book 1 of A Song Metal and Marvels
Crossover - Ironman & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 139,897 - Reviews: 1646 - Favs: 2,220 - Follows: 1,978 - Updated: 9/7/2017 - Published: 3/2/2014 - V. Potts/Pepper, J. R. Rhodes/Rhodey, A. E. Stark/Tony, Jon S. - Complete
Remnant's Reclaimer by Hysterical Clerical Hijinks reviews
Ruby finds herself facing her end. As she pushes her semblance to new heights, the world breaks. In one fluid, crystallising moment everything changes. A 23 year old Ruby Rose, one of the deadliest hunters on Remnant, spills out of the void and into the dorm of team RWBY, including a 15 year old version of herself. A hunter in a world of unknowing prey. Cover courtesy of Majisuka!
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 109,801 - Reviews: 2163 - Favs: 6,165 - Follows: 6,800 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 11/9/2014 - [Blake B., Ruby R.] [Weiss S., Yang X.L.]
Along Came A Spider by drakensis reviews
Jaime Wolf is dead. The Wolf Dragoons are in disarray and their mission to prepare the Inner Sphere against the Crusaders seems hopeless. But Natasha Kerensky has a plan...
Mechwarrior/Battletech - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 166,084 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/2/2016 - Published: 12/11/2015 - Complete
Centurion by drakensis reviews
It's a little startling to find yourself a battleship. It's even worse to find yourself at the start of what you know is going to be the most savage war in the long and bloody history of the Inner Sphere. Stefan Amaris is seizing control and the Star League is falling apart. But there's one praetorian guard who no one has taken into account...
Mechwarrior/Battletech - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 47,630 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 154 - Published: 10/3/2015
Bad For Business by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
AU. When a new criminal group starts hitting Dust shops on his turf, professional crook Roman Torchwick and his partner-in-crime Neo decide to investigate - and end up involved in something a bit bigger than robbing shops...
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,482 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Roman T., Cinder F., Neo - Complete
The Terran Jedi by The Dark Scribbler reviews
The sequel to Jedi Harris. Xander and his fellow Jedi battle on. The latest chapter is up at long last!
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 487,914 - Reviews: 1828 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 10/30/2005
Give the Boys a Great Big Hand by Marcus Rowland reviews
An unlikely discovery off Bermuda brings NCIS to Miami - NCIS, Dexter, Burn Notice, CSI Miami, and guest appearances from other fandoms. Rated T mainly for language, also violence, character death, etc.
Crossover - NCIS & Dexter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,514 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Dexter M. - Complete
A Jedi, a Mage and the Troubles by The Dark Scribbler reviews
Two deaths in Norfolk lead to a road trip to Maine for Jedi Knight Timothy McGee and fledgling mage Jethro Gibbs. Their destination? A town called Haven. Which has some... Troubles.
Crossover - NCIS & Haven - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,796 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M., Nathan W. - Complete
Hope Through Overwhelming Firepower by Border42 reviews
The smallest act or difference can be all that is needed to change the future. Now Diebuster!Taylor stands to make more than small or simple changes for the future of mankind.
Crossover - Gunbuster & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 75,958 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 2,383 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Skitter - Complete
The NCIS Jedi by The Dark Scribbler reviews
A crime scene. An NCIS team. Oh, and a Jedi. Now complete!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & NCIS - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,240 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013
Mission of Civilization by Mysterious Dark Lord v3.2 reviews
The Thirteenth Tribe has been found - and they are in a state of savagery. To protect humanity, the Twelve Tribes must re-establish civilization among the barbarian stars. Despite the threats of the Cylons, the Successor Lords of the Inner Sphere, and the dark alien powers ...
Crossover - Battlestar Galactica & Mechwarrior/Battletech - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,680 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012
A Stitch In Time by drakensis reviews
When the founders of the Star League imagined their future, they never expected to meet the 31st century Periphery: six powerful nations with no fond recollection of their long-ago subjugation by the Star League.
Mechwarrior/Battletech - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 131,384 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Complete
Inviolate by scriviner reviews
Someone messed with Luthor's mind. Someone was going to pay. A mystery that slowly unveils a terrible secret within the DCU and Lex's response to what he finds. Now complete!
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 160,886 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Complete
The Wedding Crashers by DasMervin reviews
After four years on her own, Leah thought she'd escaped her dismal old life at La Push. But when she's called home to attend Jacob and Renesmee's wedding, she brings a little company, and the stage is set for her old and new lives to collide. COMPLETE
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,211 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Leah - Complete
The Taurian Gambit by drakensis reviews
For the Calderon family it had been a brutal tragedy, for Hanse Davion it was an opportunity... for the Capellan Confederation it spelled disaster. Based off a roleplay
Mechwarrior/Battletech - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,861 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Complete
Sherlock Holmes and the Ravenclaw Codex by Pavonis Mons reviews
A Sherlock Holmes mystery set in Victorian Hogwarts. A valuable artefact has been stolen from Hogwarts School, with a Muggle student the only suspect, and Headmaster Black summons Holmes to retrieve it. But the case is not as clear cut as it first appears
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,071 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Phineas Nigellus
Train From The West by The Dark Scribbler reviews
A train arrives in Las Vegas with a somewhat smelly cargo. What will the CSI make of it?
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Complete
Jedi Harris by The Dark Scribbler reviews
Xander goes for a rather different costume at Halloween. May the force be with him? Chapter 28 is here.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 239,128 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 5/17/2004
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The Westerosi II: Subprime Directives reviews
Part II of The Westerosi Saga: Extradimensional horrors threaten to destroy the Seven Kingdoms-as well as all life as we know it-and Captain Jade Hasegawa of the Starfleet Rangers has to rise to stop them. If she accidentally conquers Westeros in the process, well... oops? Oops counts at a court-martial, right? Right?
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 110,807 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 11/2/2019 - Published: 8/28/2017 - Melisandre, Thoros of Myr, OC, Sarella
The Westerosi reviews
Being an account of the Green Witch, the Fallen Star, known also as Captain Jade Hasegawa, Federal Worlds Starfleet Ranger, who crash-landed in the North of Westeros in the year 298 AC and what she did there afterwards. Feudal lords, ancient aliens, terrible threats and snarky heroics: all in a day's work for the Starfleet Rangers.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 40 - Words: 124,624 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 7/11/2017 - Published: 10/22/2016 - Melisandre, Eddard S./Ned, Sansa S., OC - Complete
And All The Ships At Sea reviews
A collection of drabbles written for and originally posted in the SpaceBattles Kantai Collection Fanfic Thread, mainly focusing on American ships, oddities and the occasional weird crossover.
Kantai Collection - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,610 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/2/2016 - Published: 10/22/2016