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Well, there really isn't much to say about me. So let's start with the basics:

Age: 14

Gender: Female

Mind: More perverted than you'll ever know

Favorite Book: Hmmm... tough. Well, I adore A Tale of Two Cities, The Transall Saga, anything by Isaac Asimov, anything by Terry Pratchett, oh bugger it, it's just too long.

Favorite Author: Easy. Isaac Asimov

Favorite Movie: Yet again, really hard. I fear I must say Spirited Away. If you haven't seen it, then what the hell are you doing reading this? Go rent it now!

Favorite Actress: Nicole Kidman

Favorite Actor: Hmmm... I'd say Alan Rickman

Favorite Band: I absolutely love Summercamp. You probably haven't heard them, but you should. I also adore The Killers and Scissor Sisters

Favorite Quote: 'Is it progress if a cannibal uses a spork?'

And since I'm sure you're riveted by this information here's more pointless crap!

I'm a nerd with too much time and a freakish love of British History, especially with the reign of Henry VIII and his children. I love slash. I think dating and flirting is pointless. Why flip your hair when you can just as easily go up to someone and say ' I'd like to have your children', since the point of pairing with someone of the opposite gender is to continue the human race. And if you want the same gender then it's just a lot quicker. I'm a vegetarian. I want to major in Modern Literature. I'm crazy. I can get high without drugs, alchohol, chocolate, sugar, caffeine, white out, or permanent markers. Some say I'm bitter. I think I'm practical. And on some days... I just really hate boys.

Oh, you all should know, I now have an account on fictionpress.com! There's not much there yet, but there will be soon. And since I'm kind and don't want to confuse all you lovely people reading this, the account name is Roses of the Storm. Aren't I nice?