my name used to be chipmunkgirl7777, but i changed it because i do not only write about the chipmunks anymore*

I love the Chipmunks! My fav munk is Alvin and my fav ette is Jeanette. Crazy, stupid obsession! Then I thought... Wouldn't it be so cool if I was a character in Alvin and the Chipmunks?... Uh, yeah it would! So this girl's making a rewrite of the movies and other fanfics between them. Might also make 2015 and 80's fanfics too. BTW, I'm J!

A lot of people want J out. They think it's all about her. and it's true. But guys J is the main reason I write these so if you don't like it, DON'T READ IT! It's as simple as that.

I wrote all stories up to the Squeakquel w J before getting an account on this site. I did it for fun, to keep me entertained. My family told me I was a good writer and I said let me put this to the test. I'll give my writing to the perfect audience - You guys; people who don't know me and don't give a damn if you hurt my feelings.

I have written books and Dolan Twins (love them!) fanfics on wattpad. comments and votes are appreciated. Juliette R. Valdez (@juliettevaldez12) - Wattpad

About Me:

When I was like 3 months old I got suuper sick and had a stroke. I cannot use my left arm. I also have seizures . Don't worry, their minor! I can still run around and stuff and I'm very capable. People are always curious and I don't mind talking about it as long as it's not in a negative way. I'm shy but very nice.

So I love writing and slumber parties, heck, I love any parties. I love Starbucks and video games and sleeping (Girl need her beauty rest.) I LOVE making new friends and talking to people. and getting their opinions on my stories in reviews or PMs.

Real name: Juliette

Birthday: October 29

Gender: Female

Age: 14

Fave color: purple

Catch Phrases: "Honey, I call that sass; born given talent." / "Dayumn!" / "Hey, girl, heyyy!"

Talents: Writing, being a good friend/ being there [Yes, I consider it a talent!] Also the rubbies! [It's not just in my stories where I can rub someone and they'd almost forget what they're doing.]

Favorite Chipmunk/ettes in order:

Jeanette

Alvin

Brittany

Simon

Eleanor

Theodore

About my Main OC: J

J is of course me... in a suuuper far-fetched way. She has the same information as me (Birthday, gender, name, etc.) J is a fairy. A superfairy to be exact; J the Superfairy. She is a superhero with a secret identity; Juliette (me) and J the Superfairy (who I wish I was).

J is sweet and nice and is always there when you need her. She's beautiful and can sing ( I suck at singing!)

Her magical powers are to shrink, play with time, sense danger, flying (duh), moving things around (another duh)!

J's physical appearance is different than mine obviously. She has fair skin, green eyes, long, dark hair, pretty skinny, and short. Her wings are sparkly purple with some blue.

So J is a superhero and works for her boss (unidentified). Instead of getting paid, she has a portal in her wall that gives her access to movies and TV shows. J goes into the movies, 2015, and 80's cartoons.

And now also the outsiders. I love that movie/ book!*

Other OC's

Paige: J/ Juliette's BFF. She is human and a real person in my life. LYG!

Jayce: Based of a crush I had in 7th grade. "Jayce" is not his real name. I was watching Henry Danger when i thought of it. I can't say his name anymore. I call him "the one who shall not be named" like Voldemort from Harry Potter. When I do say his name, I consider myself "healing." But I'm not. First crush is the hardest, right? This is the story: Found out I liked him and told me "Don't worry. It's all good." Then the next day he avoids me and stops returning my texts. I punched a punching bag after seeing him again at school. I wasn't wearing gloves, F*% it hurt! So I gave up on love and wrote romance stories to make me feel better. (at the end of 8th year and i have closure with him).

Aliyah: My sister. Human and a real person.

Aidan: friend. And the newest let in on the "fairy secret." LYB!

You are more than welcome to use my OC's in a story of your own as long as I get some credit.

Tip: It makes the most sense to read my stories in chronological order, [The different versions start at different points in time; movie version: J is 13. 2015 version: J is 16. 80's version: J is 17.]

My stories in chronological order

Movie version:

Alvin and the Chipmunks w J

The Jealous Chipmunks

Alvin's Sick

Alvin's Desperation

Speechless w J

Truth or Dare Gone Wrong

Nightmare Reality w J

Nightmare Continues w J

Will the Nightmare End w J

Nightmare Ends w J

The Sqeakquel w J

How it All Began

Our Turn to Take Care of You

Chipwrecked w J

Who Was Simone?

Chipression

Somebody to Love

I Hate You

Love Hurts

Miles' Doubts

Unsteady

2015 cartoon:

Alvinnn! and the chipmunks w J

Baby Alvin

A Girl's Portection

80's:

Alvin and the Chipmunks w J(80s)

Oh My Gas!

A Playdate with Paige

Lights Out

Lost in Adventurland

Munkcasts: (A/N: All munkcast questions must be sent in a review to the most recent episode. So don't PM me questions, don't put them in a review for another story. Because they will not show up otherwise. Thank you X-D)- discontinued

I felt it was stupid to list them.

Super Hero Inc: (Since I made the story "Aidan Knows," I decided I wanted to make a bunch of stories with J, Aidan, and her boss, plus their friends. I will not stop making Chipmunk stories! They might be involved.)

Aidan Knows

Super Hero Incorporated

Secret Revealed-discontinued

Chipmunk Rules:

1) They are brothers, nothing else. Correction! They're also chipmunks!

2) They must always live with Dave. What if they wanna make a family? Huh? Are they just all supposed to live in Dave's house forever???

3) They must always end up with the Chipettes. Alvin can hit on other girls, but he must end up with Brittany. Whatever happened to MIXED couples???

4) They cannot die. What? They're immortal???

5) They can have superpowers, but the color of the magic/ mystical zone has to be the same color as they're signature colors. Superpowers aren't really my thang, but okay...

6) They can't die. Am I seeing double now?!

7) They can't be severely injured. But what about a Hurt/Comfort story??

8) There cannot be any OCs. Only the Chipmunks, Dave, and the characters created by the Bagdasarians. You can't tell me what to do!

9) The Chipettes HAVE to live with Miss Miller. What about the movies or 2015 versions?

10) If you kill them, thus violating numbers 4 and 6, you must bring them back. Also making it a horror story. What about if I kill you????

11) They can't be in horror stories. Wtf??? You just said-

12) You must have at least three jokes/gags in a chapter. Maybe...Alvin IS a huge smart ass after all...hehe

13) If you do a Chipmunk crossover, it must be with some other cartoon. Not live action. Crossover?? Nahhh.

14) If you have songs, they have to fit in the story. Not just be random. Fine

15) The Chipmunks do not work for free. If you use them you must send Ross Bagdasarian 100 dollars by the end of the month, or else you'll die instantly. So I died already?!

16) Don't talk about the rules, don't tell people about the rules, don't even think about the rules. Well we HAVE to think about the rules to remember them and follow them, don't we?!

If you're planning on breaking any of the rules above, copy and paste them to your profile.

If you feel alone in the world and think no one understands you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile (uh, duhh!)

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile! (They're so good!)

If you have ever thought of something funny and started laughing aloud copy and paste this into your profile. (That's why people call me weird and stupid)

If you've ever wished you could go into a book,and join the fun in the adventure copy and paste this into your profile. (all the time!)

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile. (HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

25 Reasons I owe my mother:

1. My mother taught me to APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into next week."

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about,"

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

10. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck."

11. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

" You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate."

13. My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

16. My mother taught me about about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing you eyes, their going to freeze that way."

18. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

" You are going to get it when we get home."

19. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold."

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come crying to me."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables you'll never grow up."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

" When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"There's only one bathroom in this house and we have to share it!"

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are a true Alvin and the Chipmunk fan!

Good Friends and Best Friends

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be sitting next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days and then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad... here's a tissue''

A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowd’s butt that left you.

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'm home!"

A good friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A good friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A good friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life

A good friend gets you in trouble and 'doesn't say she was half responsible. A best friends says it's fully her fault and when you in trouble makes everything fun.

Every time I see one of these, I swear to God it will end up here!

Inspiring future stories (Romance)

J: Do I ever cross your mind?

Miles: No.

J: Do you like me?

Miles: Not Really.

J: Do you want me?

Miles: No.

J: Would you cry if I left?

Miles: No.

J: Would you live for me?

Miles: No.

J: Would you do anything for me?

Miles: No.

J: Choose me, or your life

Miles: My life.

J walks away, holding back sobs, and Miles runs after her and says...

"The reason why you never crossed my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I'll do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

J: "I love you"

Miles: "I love you too"

J: "Prove it. Scream it to the world"

Miles: leans forward and whispers in her ear "I love you"

J: "why'd you whisper it to me?"

Miles: "Because you are my world".

Copy and paste these into your profile if you are super excited for my newest Miles/ J story, COMING SOON!!!

Girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hugGuy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.

~Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love!~

REPOST THIS IF YOU ARE NOT COLD HEARTED!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around

I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart

For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

X-D