Oh, hi there! You here to see my profile? Well here it is:

Name: Cimple-Jest

Gender: Female

Age: Bah, I'm NOW currently 20 ... nothing special

Reason for Pen name: Well, my mother had her email address as that, but she passed away so in memory of her I named myself that, don't feel sorry I'm over the pain. So don't be surprised that if you read some of my stories they'll be sappy, I can't help it, but I can easily translate the feeling to words. Even rage and suppressed anger and frustration. Anyway, enough of my rambling

Likes: Let's see, I like to write (duh), I like to read, and I absolutly love music. Any kind it doesn't matter, I love it and if you haven't seen my stories yet then you can tell that I LOVE the Teen Titans, especially Red X, and Raven. Those are my favorite characters and pair, after them is Rob/Rae, but their both real close to each other, however I've just discovered a new fav: Mal/Rae (huggles)

I also like many other shows that are Inuyasha, Naruto, Family Guy, Futurama (spel?), Danny Phantom, SpongeBob Squarepants (don't give me that look, it's funny!), and Invader Zim (What! It's interesting!) and games that are Sonic the Hedgehog (my favoirte character is Shadow squeals he's so cute and I love him!), Prince of Persia, Grand Tourismo, Need for Speed Underground, Burnout, Tekken (all the series), Soul Calebur (spel?all the series), Mortal Combat, Ratchet and Clank (all the serious I LOVE THIS GAME!!), Hell Girl (this is an anime and if you've never watched it WATCH IT I SAY!!) and ... I'll list more later in the years

Dislikes: Not much, I'm an open person , however to some extent I can't stand one sided people ... and roaches ... yeah, I stand many things, but roaches (shudders).

Favorite Quotes:

"I use to think life had a plan for me, until I realized life is to be planned my me." - Nelly "N Dey Say"

"Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious." - Brendan Gill

"My docter says that I have a malformed public-duty and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore excused from saving universes." - Unknown

"I don't have a problem with the world, but it seems like the world has a problem with me."

"I don't care if you are the Virgin Mary herself, I still say you're a whore."

"Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?"

“Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I’m trippin’? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit down. Can’t face me? Then turn the fuck around!”

“A guy gets all the glory the more he can score, a girl can do the same yet you call her a whore.”

"When you're right, no one remembers, when you're wrong, no one forgets."

The Chaos Theory - It has been said that something as small as the flutter of a butterfly's wing can ultimately cause a typhoon halfway around the world.

"So what exactly does freedom mean, if I'm not free to be as twisted as I wanna be ..." - Disturbed 'Divide'

"I did not hit you ... I simply high-fived your face."

"I suffer from CRS (Can't Remember Shit)."

"Introduce a little Anarchy ..." - The Joker (The Dark Knight)

"Anything is possible? Try slamming a revolving door."

-I've been living in Australia my whole life and I've never seen a koala bear before.
-I know what you mean. I've been living in Romania my whole life and I've yet to see a single vampire.

Stories so far:

((If you guys haven't noticed yet, I'm obsessed with Teen Titans, especially with Red X and Raven, I believe I've already stated that in the Like department of this profile of mines, even the two as a pairing is something I can't get over. So if you don't like this pairing or either of the charactes or out of cannon couples, like Rob/Star or BB/Rae, this is fair warning for you that my stories may not be something you like ... but I don't mind if you check'em out anyway. Just be nice.))

Long Road to Ruin: Teen Titans, Pairing: Rae/X, Centered On: Rae, Status: Completed. Heros try to save the world when they themselves are lost. This saying never held more truth for me than it does now ... I don't know what happened, or why I, of all times in my Heroric Career, do I now hold so much distaste for what I have always wanted to do since the discovery of my fate and destiny. I don't want to be evil, I don't want to do bad things ... and yet I'm drawn to it like a moth to a flame ... I'm drawn to the people who do these things for a living, I'm drawn to the freedom. I love my friends, I love the opportunity I have to help and save people, but I can't take it anymore. I'm getting sick of it all, and with each passing day this sickness grows stronger and stronger.

That's always been my number one fear in life ... becoming a bad person, I don't want to be a bad person ... and yet the only stable person I have to cling on to is written on Robin's top most wanted list. Red X ... he's not a good-guy, he's not a hero, and he most definitely isn't a very good friend but I need him ... he isn't good for me like a deadly narcotic I know having him will get me killed sooner than heal me.

I get the feeling Robin knows about us though ...

Which means my time in Titan Tower might be up.

Famous for Being Famous: Teen Titans, Pairing: Rae/X, Centered On: Rae, Status; Complete. Celebrities, high paid show ponies without souls trotting about like they're the gods's gift to mankind. Raven can't stand them on television, so what's she to do when she's forced to live with one? Undercover work has never been more complicated and Raven is petrified to discover she'll have to literally strut her stuff on the cat-walk in order to get down and dirty with the badest of the bad ...

A Thousand Shades of Gray: Teen Titans, Pairing: Rae/X, Centered On: ... Raven, I think, Status: Completed. Slade’s back and this time he as the perfect plan to ensure that his little apprentice will stay loyal to the end. The Elixir is the perfect cure for any stubborn minds that will not serve him willingly. It disconnects its subject from reality, and altogether causes them to loose everything and anything they were before taking the Elixir to become an empty shell. The perfect soldier to train to become the perfect killer … it’s either that, or the subject will fall into madness.

The Elixir was only tested for human mind control …

Originally planned to be given to Robin, Red X screwed up and things change drastically, for the thief had made a grave mistake in capturing a half-bred demon girl, known as Raven. From there, everything goes down hill, from the explosion of Slade’s hide out to suddenly being forced to take care of the chemically pumped half-demon! X finds that that his only hope of getting the Titan off his back for good – and to get the conscious out of the back of his mind for life – is to find the antidote to get her back into stable condition.

However … as funny as this may sound, Raven doesn’t seem to be getting any better.

In fact … she seems to be getting a whole lot worse!

It doesn’t help that she’s kept from seeing her friends because they all think she’s dead.

So it’s only fair for her to wonder if X really is doing this to help her … or if he has other things in mind.

When It Rains It Pours: Teen Titans, Pairing: Mal/Rae(huggles), Centered On: Red-X("Kenneth Aftaka" in this story)(Can't you tell I'm a fan ofX already?), Raven, Malchior, and Rorek. So all you Mal/Rae fans, check it out if you wish. Completed. With problem after problem hitting the Four from every corner, they are about to learn that every moment in life drops in sequences, like pouring rains. When it rains, it pours, and it's taken literally within this story. Status: Completed

Out of Sight, Out of Mind: Teen Titans, Pairing: Mal/Rae, Centerened On: Gee ... um ... I think it's kind a obvious, don't you? Statues: Discontinued. Just a collection of poems that will have a story behind them ... but just to warn you, I have no idea what I'm doing with the story, it just came to be kind of thing.

Diamond Cut Boulevard: Teen Titans, Pairings: X/Rae, Centerned on: Raven, Status: Discontinued. Taken to the extreme, Robin and Angel Xavior aka X are the fastest, most wanted, and highly respected races on the streets of the Diamond Cut Boulevard, however, everyone wants to know. Who's the best? Neither, move over boyz cause here comes Sin and the infamous midnight-blue Ford GT. Faster, stronger, and with power that can easily be turned to crush the two "ameture" racers. Robin and X find that their very title and worlds are turned upside down when this "Sin" starts messing with them. Determined to find out who Sin is, in the dark on the side lines, afar deadlier plot is forming.

Clearly there is more to this twisted little game of Hide-and-Seek than meets the eye.

Business as Usual: Teen Titan, pairing is rob/rae, status Complete.

Fine Line: Teen Titan, pairing rob/rae/red well it's acutally a rae/red, status Comple.

It's Not Me: TeenTitan, Pairing: rae/red, Status: Discontinued, Centerned on:Raven's prov, she struggles to keep her late night visits with X as his partener in crime a secret from her Teen Titan friends, but things got a little tricky when they accept a job from a shady character that calls himself Benu Phoneix. He show's himself to just be another client looking to make some use for them, but little does she know his motives run deeper then to score another cool mill with them. Raven better watch her back, because it looks like Benu's not just another mouse lookin' for some cheese like her and X ... he's much worse, he's the cat preying on his next meal.

Passing Judgement: Playing by the Rules: Teen Titans, pairing: X/Rae, Statues: Complete

Stories that I'm thinking of writing

((If you guys haven't noticed yet, I'm obsessed with Teen Titans, especially with Red X and Raven, I believe I've already stated that in the Like department of this profile of mines, even the two as a pairing is something I can't get over. So if you don't like this pairing or either of the charactes or out of cannon couples, like Rob/Star or BB/Rae, this is a fair warning for you that my stories may not be something you like ... but I don't mind if you check'em out anyway. Just be nice.))

War Games: Teen Titans. Pairings: none. Centered On: Red X. Summary: He was the greatest thief in his feild. He could out last the Titans and vanish without a trace, he dropped from the face of the Earth when he was an upstart. Red X was not only the greatest thief there ever lived, he was unstoppable, so what happens when Slade get's his hands on his skills and puts it to good use?

"Kid Wonder wouldn't know how to disarm a code encripted laser locked database, hell I bet my life even that bolt-bucket of a cyborg can't break through the firewall."

"But you can can't you ... Don't forget "Ace" I've looked your files over. You were quite the trickster back in your day hmm? Playing war games with the Pentagon spy system, decoding and recoding the CIA's records causing mass panic through the department on who snuck in and planted viruses in their computers. Therefore what's so hard about pulling the greatest hiest in the history of the world. You're a thief ... think of the possiblities."

"That's different! What you're planning to do is cause massive terrist attacts on the world! Blow a country, no one knows who to blame. You're going to be the beginning of Armagedon!"

"Why so bothered? You've rose your way to one of the Titans top most wanted list next to myself ... you should be taking advantage of that title."

"I'm a thief ... not a killer."

25 to Life: Teen Titans. Pairings: None. Centered On: Red X. Summary: Finally captured and sent to Jump City's finest jail house for Super-Villains, SuperMax. It's a tightly locked down prison next to Gotham's Assylums. SuperMax is a ruthless, eat-you-alive-spit-you-back-out prison where no mercy will be served. It's either do or die, X finds himself in a world that is no different than the one he grow up in.

Crooked guards, dealings, and late night sneaks.

Red X will not only conquor SuperMax, he will be the one to run the show ... that is if he could get around to taking down the head honch of all the dirty dealings. Look out prison world here comes X, cause it's true what they say: "I got nothing but time."

Riddles For Fun:

1.) How would you rearranage the letters in the words "New Door" to make one word?

2.) A wee wee man in a red coat, staff in my hand, and stone in my throat. What am I?

3.) The land was white, the seed was black. It'll take a good scholar to riddle me that.

4.) With pointed fangs it sits in wait, with piercing force it doles out fate, over bodiless victims it proclaims its might, eternally joining in a single bite. What am I?

5.) I'm sometimes white, although sometimes black. I take you there, but never bring you back.

((You want the answers just drop me a review or send me a message on the message thingie at the top of this profile. It's all fun and games, go on and take a whack at them, I thought they were all fairly easy if you hadn't have already heard them.))

“I’m

Fucked up

Insecure

Neurotic

and Emotional …

Just F.I.N.E. thanks!

How are you?”