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Joined May 29, 2016, id: 7900260, Profile Updated: Feb 4, 2020
Author has written 5 stories for Mass Effect, Harry Potter, X-overs, Warhammer, and Game X-overs.

Currently writing Inheritance and Treachery, inspired by Rosarch's Blot. This is not, contrary to initial appearances, a Hermione Bashing fic. That warning is not for show - she is acting out of character for a reason, a reason which will be a major Plot Point as soon as I get around to writing it.

Be warned that my update schedule is nothing if not erratic.

Constructive criticisms welcome. Destructive moaning discouraged.

I recently Suffered the loss of my Computer and backup, along with everything I was working on for Inheritance and Treachery. Unfortunately, I can not afford to replace them currently, which has stymied my attempts to continue. I know some of what I had planned, but it is very disheartening.

I have started a Ko-Fi page, if you wish to commiserate me (ko-fi . com / carthienes), but I may well be forced to put this story aside for the immediate future, and hope to return later. Apologies for the delay - it really should have been finished by now.


Come now, Lend an Ear,

Not to listen, But to Hear;

Come please, Glance this way,

Not to look, but See I say;

Regarding things that aren't quite real,

Don't Overthink, but try to Feel.

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A Grave Misunderstanding by McWhite reviews
Hermione and Harry have a bit of a misunderstanding about each other's thoughts about harems. Luckily, they might just be able to clear things up before it is too late.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 127 - Updated: Feb 15, 2019 - Published: Aug 23, 2018 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and Libromancy by Mist of Rainbows reviews
While running from Duddley's gang Harry finds a magical book that opens all sorts of worlds for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 105,909 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 909 - Updated: Mar 16, 2018 - Published: Mar 3, 2018 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Mother Knows Best by The Seven of Us reviews
A oneshot where Harry's youth and misery is obvious, even to the dragon. Set in fourth year. By Ruby.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 239 - Updated: Sep 17, 2017 - Published: Nov 2, 2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Same Song Different Verse by Selector reviews
Harry thought he had seen it all. As it turned out, not so much.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 191,500 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 2,703 - Follows: 2,076 - Updated: Jun 11, 2017 - Published: Mar 8, 2017 - Aayla S., Shaak Ti, Ahsoka T., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Last Chance by LeQuin reviews
Response to Reptillia28's 'Don't Fear the Reaper' challenge. Harry has died for the twelfth time and his reaper sends him back for one last chance at completing his assigned destiny. Find extra deleted scenes by going to the author page.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 195,404 - Reviews: 2097 - Favs: 6,311 - Follows: 3,241 - Updated: Nov 23, 2016 - Published: Apr 30, 2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Screw This, I'm Firing the Halo Array by Galaxy Hunter reviews
It's the end of Mass Effect 3, and it sucks. Luckily Commander Shepard won't take it lying down. A collection of random alternate endings to ME3. This story is complete and utter crack. Rated M for language and adult situations. Shepard M and Liara.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,105 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 192 - Updated: Jan 28, 2013 - Published: Mar 13, 2012 - Cortana, Shepard
Justice by CoronaIgnis reviews
Minion clears his master's name in a most spectacular, dangerous, and unexpected way.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: Oct 24, 2011 - Minion - Complete
Multiverse by Bobmin356 reviews
Godlike Harry? Super Luna? Nested Infinities and mind bending quantum mechanics. Mutant Pandas and Smiling Horcruxes, what else can you ask for? Its cracked!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 63,426 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,841 - Follows: 753 - Updated: Sep 20, 2011 - Published: Sep 17, 2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 8,846 - Follows: 2,219 - Published: Sep 12, 2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
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Jumpchain: The Beginning reviews
So, I lost my Laptop, with all it's data (including my story work) and then lost the backup immediately after. With everything else life has thrown at me recently, I feel like a rampage through the multiverse might be somewhat cathartic, and Lichesbeforebitches provided the perfect story prompt...
Crossover - X-overs & Game X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: Apr 22, 2020 - Published: Feb 13, 2020
Distraction Gaol
Scenes appear before me, demanding to be written, regardless of if they pertain to the story I am writing or not. Perhaps, if I lock them up in here, I might get back to the stories I want to write? Some scenes may turn into full stories later, of course.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,247 - Follows: 1 - Updated: Feb 10, 2020 - Published: Sep 9, 2018
Von Morrgarten
I found this when clearing out my Old Hard drive, after loosing both my newer ones. Lacking anything better to post, I decided to share the tale of this faint unlife in the Old World...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: Feb 8, 2020 - Complete
Inheritance and Treachery reviews
Harry Potter claims his inheritance and discovers some unfortunate things about his friends; but the truth of their actions ultimately proves far worse than he could ever have imagined. Based on original Ideas by Rorschach's Blot (Odd Ideas chapter 50 and Lord of Caer Azkaban) WARNING! : Appearances can Deceive you. Don't Trust them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,979 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 899 - Updated: Sep 6, 2019 - Published: Apr 22, 2017 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Reinterpreting the Ending: Sukhi Shepard Saves the Day
This is how my Paragon FemShep took the ending of Mass Effect 3. Spoilers Ahead - you have been warned.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Published: Jun 2, 2016 - Shepard, Catalyst - Complete