aka-elsie-snuffinhide bio
Author has written 18 stories for NCIS. I am on a mission to fix the mess that TPTB made of the Tony/Ziva relationship. They character assassinated her Also, I want to keep the Tiva alive, even if they are both no longer on the show. The user name comes from my favorite very-peripheral West Wing character. I wish the First Lady would hire me because she likes my jokes. I double-post almost all my stories to AO3 under the user name Elsie_Snuffin. |
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6 times Schmidt was kind of Jess's best friend by chuteney reviews
...and one time she was his. Nick/Jess & Schmidt/Cece.
New Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,103 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/16/2017 - Published: 4/26/2017 - Jess D., Nick M., Schmidt, Cece P.
Something I Left Behind by Aksannyi reviews
This is a missing scene from Past, Present, Future, which explains how Tali came to be. Yes, the M rating is there for a reason. This is angsty, given the nature of the episode it comes from. I'm sorry about that, but it really couldn't be helped.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,125 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/2/2016 - [Tony D., Ziva D.] - Complete
All at once by PCninja reviews
Tony grapples with all that he's been through to reunite with Ziva. Follow on from the season 13 finale.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/26/2016 - Tony D., Ziva D., Tali D. - Complete
Future Tense by Mechabeira reviews
"And here we are. Tony and Ziva in future tense." A departure in three chapters. T/Z
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,451 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/25/2016 - Published: 3/9/2016 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Rule 39 by quokka reviews
AU where Tony and Ziva meet after a mix-up at the airport.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,688 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/25/2016 - Published: 4/28/2015 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Hot Damn by Aksannyi reviews
Tony loves Uptown Funk, and Ziva can't stand it. Naturally, Tony does everything in his power to annoy her with this knowledge. Meant to be a lighthearted and fun fic, but it does delve into some darker territory regarding a case. Always Tiva though, through and through. T rating is for some swearing.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2016 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Salam by born30 reviews
Tag to 11.02 PPF; Ziva-centric; eventually Tiva. It has been two months since Ziva David left her old life behind for a journey of repentance as an aid worker in the Dohuk region of Iraq. Unlike many of her fellow volunteers, she loves most when the work is hard. When it is hard, repenting is easy. But will it ever be enough to bring her peace? A complete saga.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,851 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 1/29/2015 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
take this sinking boat and point it home by Zayz reviews
T/Z, post-11x02. "You will tell yourself: we don't know if we will ever hear from her again. You will tell yourself: let it go. You will tell yourself: I can't." Tony-centric grappling with a Ziva-less year— and the truth behind the adage, "If you love someone, let them go, and if they love you back, they will soon find their way back to you again."
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,889 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/22/2014 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Landslide by jelenamichel reviews
The death of a probationary agent in the winter of 2015 links back to a case Ziva, Tony and McGee worked on their own after quitting NCIS in the summer of 2013. The story jumps back and forth between the two timelines, focusing on the changes in Ziva and Tony's relationship and the devil that Ziva can never seem to get off her back. T/Z relationship, angst and casefic. Out of canon
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 104,721 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
pause the tragic ending by Zayz reviews
T/Z. Ziva never wanted to be found, but Tony finds her anyway.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,926 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Interlude by born30 reviews
An extended tag to 10.24 "Damned If You Do"; Resigning from NCIS alongside his co-workers should have been Tony's first clue that it was going to be a summer like no other. Then she offered to be his piano teacher, and nothing was ever the same. Tiva
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,371 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
We'll Meet Again by born30 reviews
Speculative tag to 11.02 from Ziva's POV; The means, she told herself, would justify the end, even if Tony would undoubtedly see it otherwise.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
with all the love i can muster by Zayz reviews
T/Z. AU S3-10. She snaps, "Just because we slept together, doesn't mean I have to trust you." The long resulting silence – stunned, angry, disbelieving – tells her, painfully, that he disagrees.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 33,838 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Treading Water by Mechabeira reviews
"You can still swim, can't you? You're going to have to tow her in, DiNozzo. We aren't going to let her just tread water."
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 191,744 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Grace by brightblue reviews
Tony is terrified that no one will be there when she finally falls apart. Speculation for Shabbot Shalom/Shiva. Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,558 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
This Must Be The Place by brightblue reviews
It's another post-Housekeeping fic! Tony and Ziva continue their conversation at the bar. Tiva, obviously.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
A Life by jelenamichel reviews
A series of moments from Tony's future. Emotional rollercoaster warning for the good, the bad, the tragic and the joyful. Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Tony D. - Complete
At Every Opportunity by embolalia reviews
Where would Tony and Ziva be if they'd taken ALL of the chances we know they've had? From Shalom through Rule 51.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,687 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Belle Ville by Quinndolynn reviews
Twelve moments from a trip to Paris. Yes, including that one.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Playing Santa by brightblue reviews
Missing scenes/post-episode for "Faith." Tony and Ziva exchange gifts. Holiday, Tiva fluff.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,349 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Far into the Yellow Wood by wildpeace reviews
If you could change one thing to spare someone pain, would you? Metro Detective Anthony DiNozzo meets Israeli Prima Ballerina Ziva David, and nothing is ever the same again.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,613 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
The Short Walk to the Long Goodbye by wildpeace reviews
Sequel to TLUS. Post Judgement Day. T/Z. Suddenly, he is standing in the middle of her living room, and she has a shot trained between his eyes. “ You didn’t say goodbye.” Complete.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,544 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D.
The Last Unspoken Summer by wildpeace reviews
Tony/Ziva, What happens during the summer between Hiatus and Shalom.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,750 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Underground by jelenamichel reviews
Ziva recapped her current situation: no light, no noise, stale and dirty air, bound wrists and ankles, and lying in a wooden box. So, was it time to panic yet? Rated T for language. We'll get to the adult themes later.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,832 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Of Jews and Gentiles by Sashile reviews
Casefic. After investigating an attack on a Jewish lieutenant and her non-Jewish boyfriend, Ziva discovers a pattern of similar deaths. An undercover mission with Tony as her boyfriend leads to some dramatic discoveries. No OCs, lots of Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 43 - Words: 89,285 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Conversations Uncloaked by Sashile reviews
One-shot. The evening after the end of "Cloak", contains spoilers for that episode as Tony and Ziva separately replay their conversation. TIVA.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
If by Buckingham reviews
This is what will happen if he doesn't sign the papers. Loads of ADM angst.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Complete
Twist of Fate by Buckingham reviews
DM. All she knows is that they’re halfway between something and nothing, and it feels anything but simple.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,231 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 5/31/2005 - Complete
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In Between Days reviews
AU. Tiva. As Tony prepares to leave Baltimore PD for NCIS, he meets a mysterious woman by chance, changing the course of their lives.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,016 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/20/2017 - Published: 12/28/2016 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Colour Me In reviews
Sequel to A Treatise On Longing. Glimpses into Tony and Ziva's new life in a new location, with their daughter, interwoven with reflections on the past and how they got to where they are. Post-Family First. Tony/Ziva.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,936 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/3/2017 - Published: 6/22/2016 - Tony D., Ziva D., Tali D. - Complete
All is Calm, All is Bright reviews
Tony thinks of Christmases past, and Gibbs gives us all the Christmas present we deserve. Tiva AU. One shot. Takes place during season 12.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2016 - Complete
The Journey Home reviews
Ziva heads home. Tiva one-shot. Takes place some time after PPF, ignores everything that actually happened after.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2016 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Lingering reviews
Life moves along, even when he's not ready for it. Especially when he's not ready. Post-Family First drabble. Tony grieves.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2016 - Tony D., Ziva D., Tali D. - Complete
Every Little Fracture reviews
Through the chaos that is the universe, two people can collide. All the times Tony and Ziva could have started a relationship, changing the course of their lives. Canon into AU, spoilers for the entire series.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,113 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/24/2016 - Published: 7/6/2016 - Tony D., Ziva D.
And Then Again reviews
Becoming someone who isn't plagued by death and destruction was equally difficult, but she thinks she is there. She has come to terms with her past, with the exception of one very special agent. Takes place about a year and a half after PPF. Ziva comes back and finally, Tony is the one who gets to decide. Tiva one shot. Angst with a happy ending. And very minor smut.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,893 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2016 - Abby S., Ducky M., Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
A Glimpse of Light reviews
They land uneventfully and disembark, and the memories force their way into his mind and refuse to be ignored. Post-Family First. Tony takes Tali to Israel for answers. He gets said answers. Tiva. Angst but with a happy ending.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,612 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/19/2016 - Tony D., Ziva D., DiNozzo Senior, Tali D. - Complete
The Stars Aligned reviews
When he looks at her this way, like she is some sort of magnificent creature, she wonders if maybe things are not so set in stone, that she is not destined to be an old maid, like she always half-jokes to Tali. AU, Tony and Ziva meet for the first time. Her sister never died, thus changing her life. He's still an NCIS agent. They meet, and this is how their relationship evolves.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,934 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/9/2016 - Tony D., Ziva D., Tali D. - Complete
Coda reviews
Within all the tumult, time had stood still as they put everything they couldn't say out loud into that kiss. Tony reflects on his life while on his deathbed. Tali decides to write a book about her parents' relationship. Tiva. Future fic. One shot. Character death.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,797 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2016 - Tony D., Ziva D., Tali D. - Complete
All the Lovely Things reviews
Tony reacts to the news McGee and Abby bring him. Takes place during Family First (so spoilers for that episode!), but before he meets Tali. Tiva oneshot, but don't look for a happy ending here.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Tony D., Ziva D., DiNozzo Senior - Complete
Pas de Deux reviews
AU. Tiva. One shot. Tony and Ziva meet in a slightly different fashion. Slightly fluffy.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,150 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/15/2016 - Abby S., Kate T., Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Salvation reviews
Tony/Ziva one shot. What if Tony didn't get on that plane in Past, Present, and Future, and he was around when Ziva found out she was pregnant?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/26/2016 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
A Treatise on Longing reviews
Tony looks at the reality in front of him and refuses to accept it. This is his journey through grief. Post Family First, so spoilers.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,852 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/17/2016 - Published: 6/6/2016 - Tony D., Ziva D., Tali D. - Complete
To the Sea reviews
He really should have seen this coming. Tony/Ziva (Tiva, if you must) go on an adventure and find what they need to move on. Kind of canon through Dead Letter but AU after.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,380 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/3/2016 - Published: 5/17/2016 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Two Roads Converged reviews
Back up about a year in the NCIS timeline. This is my way of giving Tony and Ziva a happier ending than they got. Spoilers for Family First. References to previous seasons. Tony/Ziva (Tiva, if you must). Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,562 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/23/2016 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Five Gifts She Gave Him, and One She Did Not reviews
Five gifts Ziva has given to Tony over the years, plus one non-gift. Tony/Ziva oneshot. It is canon, so spoilers for Family First. I'm trying to make this a tolerable end for Tiva. Also, spoilers. And have I mentioned spoilers? You have been warned.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/18/2016 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Coming Up For Air reviews
All it takes is one explosion for everything to come into sharp focus. All the misunderstandings, missed moments, hurt feelings, all of it is forgiven in that instance. One shot.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2016 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
