It's almost as if we each have a vampire inside us. Controlling that beast, that dark side, is what fascinates me.

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A baby cries for its first and last time when its aborted.

You can deny it, but its true

A baby is a living thing

RE-POST THIS IF YOU THINK ABORTION IS WRONG!!

This is This cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an cat
This is idiot cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now read the third word in each sentence from top to bottom.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The pahomoneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it it your profile.

The Euro-English Joke

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf two letters shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated shanges are possible.

Governments wil enkourage the removal of double leters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. The loathsome 'ea' kan be dropped in favor of 'e' and the long 'a' kan be replased with 'u'

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and that it should go away.

By the 4th year peopl wil be reseptiv to steps sush as replasing "th" vith "z" and "w" vith "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be droped from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand eash oza. Ze drem of united Urop vil finali kum tru.

And after ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German lik zey vunted in ze ferst plas.

If zis mad yu smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

Some of my friends actually took this seriously. If you had a good laugh or if you just think it's funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

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1. If you are an obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
2. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
3. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
4. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want; stay on the line while we trace your call.
5. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
6. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
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8. If you are dyslexic, press 969696961001
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10. If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.
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