Ignore the first profile and skip to the Update. I feel like keeping that one there, but only because it can remind me of how bad I can suck sometimes.

Hey, Call me Midnight. I had to choose Midnari as my name since Midnight had been taken, not surprising though. In anycase, My real name is Dustin and lately, I've been writing more stories then ever, though I have only posted one here recently, I have done three, two of which I made a couple years ago, and they suck, that I have no doubt. I have wrote a story called Midnight's past, it is complete but I never posted it here, I have it at a forum, but I decided to what and re-write it before posting it here. I am a big Zelda fan, so yea, I'm probably reading a story in that section if I'm here. Well that is all you need to know for now

-Update. 12-31-06

Yep, reading back, I can see that my profile sucks. So, allow me to say some other things.

I'm Dustin M. Dean. I'm 16, I've been lazy about writing. My inspiration comes and goes. I have a couple of Muses that have started to Devolp; Midnight and Morphio.

Midnight: Yea, ignore what he told you prior to this latest update. I am the one, true, Midnight.

Yea, what ever.

Morphio: heh, Midnight's just pissed because he's just found out he's not real.

Midnight: Shut up...

Heh, you said my line. Anyway, Shadow and The meeting of swords have been failures. Though, I have over 500 hits for my Darkest Heart FanFiction, I only have 6 reviews for it, guess what that means, you bastards are holding out on me, how dare you!

Midnight: And that was my line...minus how dare you.

Whatever, it's annoying to us writers when we don't get feed back, to those who have reviewed my stories, I'll build a Hall of Goodness for you.

Morphio: I hope you think of a better name...maybe like...The hall of Morpio-o-E-ness.

Yea, and how bout I make you a girl in my newest story...I'm sure the gay guys would love that.

Midnight: Speaking of which. Listen, I don't have a problem with you, however, I do with your choice of couples, this includes those crazy damn girls who think 'Oh, wouldn't it be hot if Link, Roy, and Marth were gay with each other, heheheh' Bah! That's fucked up.

Hey, watch the language.

Midnight: Shut up. I know I don't have to read this, but think about it, we have Link, who has hardly no main characters in it that are guys. If anything, he's probably having more sex then Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Hugh Hiefner, and Tommy Lee. Curtis combined. Roy and Marth...I don't have to own there game to know they're straight. I admit, I'm not fond of the two (Because of people who like putting Zelda with them...all because she has to marry a prince. I think Interspecies marrage is frowned upon. Oh, the ears didn't give it away...oh, the fact they have a whole different timeline...and world...Wow, you must be a Moron.

Dude, I think that's enough.

Midnight: I'm not done yet. Now, time to crack down on the Cliche's. Listen to me, and Listen good. Darkness, it isn't evil. I have found to many damn stories that seems to make the Dark Arts evil. Don't do that, think of something else. I can understand the wielder of it being evil, but if a good guy uses it, they automaticly become evil.

I'll give you that one Midnight. Light can be considered an Element, but when someone makes Darkness and element. "Oh, you're Evil. You'll make us lose, it's the Darkness that makes you evil"

Midnight: Good, you see it my way. I understand a wielder of Darkness being kinda grumpy, but Evil is to drastic, so, Writers, get out of your Pumpkin Carrige and get a damn clue. Fairy tells aren't what they are Cracked up to be.

Morphio: Oh, let's not forget when people put themselves or the Characters into the story.

No, we can forget that one.

Morphio: I wasn't done... And make them fall in love with, or over shadow the Hero. Maybe, giving them equal parts in the story, but having a main Character be completly stronger than the hero, I think that is screwed up. At least tell us that the story will focus more on the OC.

To true. I admit, I add my own Characters to most of my stories, but I'll let you know if they will over Shadow other characters...Well, people make mistakes...

Midnight: Well, I'm done ranting. Have fun.