Hi there! I may be extremely a bit random at times, but I hope my sarcasm doesn't overwhelm you! I may be too busy at times to write, so don't expect a regular scheme of story updates from me. Please comment on my stories (if you find them worthy of your grace) and enjoy!

Remember to check out the favorites below, because I only select the finest of stories and authors that I have come across so far!

I would like to start taking requests if you want any of your ideas to be written up for you. I only really feel that I'd be able do a decent job if it was under one of the categories mentioned below, so please send your ideas and I'll message you back when I can! Please include your idea, how you want the story to go, any characters that you want me to focus on or any other points that you'd like to be seen to. The more detail you add, the more likely I am to write what you were looking for in the first place!

There are a few things that I won't write about though, including forcing relationships that seem unnatural to me, any explicit sexual content and extreme language.

Categories:

Films:

Jurassic World

Avengers

Iron Man

Ant Man

How To Train Your Dragon

Wreck it Ralph

TV Programs:

Sherlock

Merlin

Transformers Prime

Gravity Falls

TMNT

Games:

Undertale

Minecraft

Don't Starve

Half Life / Half Life 2

Portal / Portal 2

Team Fortress 2

The Long Dark (A really good game on Steam- I'd really recommend playing it if you haven't yet)

Five Nights At Freddy's

Neverdead

Books:

Percy Jackson (Full series so far)

Heroes of Olympus

The Kane Chronicles

Magnus Chase

Trials of Apollo

This list will be growing as I find more over time, so don't worry if your topic isn't on it yet!

The word 'studying' was made from the two words: 'students' 'dying'

If the only way to charge or phones was to run on a treadmill, we would be the healthiest people on the planet.

I never made the same mistake twice. No, I made it five or six times. Just to be sure.

Auto correct can go straight to he'll.

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks you what you do for fun.

"Did you just fall?"

"No. I attacked the floor."

"Backwards?"

"I'm talented!"

Some people just need a high five... In the face... With a chair...

Common sense- so rare that it's a superpower!

I don't hate you, I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence.

I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.

Sarcasm: because beating someone up with a shovel is illegal.

And then Satan said: "Put the alphabet in Maths..."

The best way to tell someone that you don't like them, text them: "370HSSV 0773H". Then tell them to read it upside down.

When nothing goes right... Go left!