BRONY

Education:
Master of Arts in Radio, TV, and Film May 2012
Bachelor of Arts in History May 2011
Bachelor of Arts in Drama Studies May 2011

You ever think of just, you know, giving it all up, you know?
Ah, yous means likes kills yourself.
No...What? No. I mean like stopping being famous and becoming a regular ol' jackoff.
And then you kill yourself?
No, no, just stopping being famous. Yeah, I don't know, you can kill yourself if you want to.
- Nathan Explosion, Swisgaar Swigelf, and William Murderface "Metalocalypse"

Dancing through life down at the Ozzdust!
If only because dust is what we come to!
Nothing matters, but knowing nothing matters,
It's just life, so keep dancing through!
- Fiyero "Dancing Through Life"

I have often dreamed of a far off place where a hero's welcome would be waiting for me.
Where the crowds will cheer when they see my face.
And a voice keeps saying this is where I'm meant to be.
- "I Can Go the Distance" Michael Bolton

Me? I'm not really many of those things. Occasionally 'Gin' and 'sociopath' might get thrown together in the same sentence. I can count the number of people I'm truly loyal towards on one hand, and that's if I have a nasty accident where some digits get lopped off. I tend to be apathetic about most things. Only a lunatic or someone wanting to wheedle dried persimmons out of me would call me compassionate. I don't really socialize much. My humor is probably going to cause Kaname to murder me one of these days. In short, I'm exactly what you hate in Soul Reapers.
- Gin Ichimaru "Downfall http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/6310403/1/Downfall"

Sanity? What would I do with something as useless as that? Lucky for me I never had any such thing!
- Kenpachi "Bleach"

Aw, clowns aren't scary Billy. They're just different. And just because someone looks different than you, or thinks differently than you, doesn't mean you should be afraid of them. It means you should ANGRY AT THEM! HOW DARE THEY BE DIFFERENT!? WHAT!? MY WAY LIFE AIN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR THEM!?
So, you're saying I should beat them up?
Billy, fighting outside of a hockey rink is wrong. But, I'm imaginary. So, do what you gotta do.
- Inner Frat Boy and Billy "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy"

What else is there to do but get drunk?
- Franklin Pierce, President of the United States 1853 - 1857

She'll become a crazy cat lady!
She only has one cat.
Give her time...
- Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic"

Silver linings can disappear, but they always shine.
- "Mystery" Dio

Some say that pirates steal and should be feared and hated.
I say we're victims of bad press, it's all exaggerated.
We'd never stab you in the back, we'd never lie or cheat.
We're just about the nicest guys you'd ever want to meet!
- "Professional Pirate" Muppet Treasure Island

I should be mastering something right now.
You can master getting me a beer.
- My brother and me (I was already about 4 beers deep at the time I said this. He thought the statement was so funny he did in fact get me one.)

Last night I dressed in tails, pretended I was on the town.
As long as I can dream it's hard to slow this swinger down!
So please don't give a thought to me, I'm really doing fine.
You can always find me here having quite a time.
- "Flowers on the Wall" Statler Brothers

People that despise you will analyze and criticize you,
They'll scandalize and tell lies until they realize you were someone they should have apologized to.
- "Do Anything You Want to Do" Thin Lizzy

Now the past I've tried forgetting and my foes I could forgive.
Trouble is, I know it's petty, but I hate to let them live.
- "My Lullaby" The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride

Wait, just because a guy likes to dress effeminately and hang around with another extremely attractive male and read yaoi and flaunt his gorgeous abs and stroke a phallic symbol suggestively in every other scene, that automatically makes him GAY?!
...Kinda.
- Marik and Bakura "Marik's Evil Council 3"

Place my body on a ship and burn it in the sea.
Let my spirit rise, Valkyries carry me.
Take me to Valhalla, where my brothers wait for me!
Fire burning to the sky, our spirits will never die!
I will lead the charge, my sword into the wind.
Sons of Odin fight to die and live again.
Viking ships cross the sea in cold wind and rain.
Sail into the black of night, magic stars our guiding light!
- "Swords in the Wind" Manowar

Jaden, do we really have to do this?
Yes. Yes we do. Because that's what friends do. We take advantage of your weakness and then exploit it to make ourselves feel better. And then, we have the self satisfaction to say "Hey Syrus, I'm better than you." You see buddy, it's all good.
- Syrus and Jaden "DarkSideIncorporated's Yu-Gi-Oh! GX Abridged"

I can pay off my tab, put myself in a cab and be back to work before two.
At a moment like this, I can help but wonder:
"What would Jimmy Buffet do?"
- "It's Five O'Clock Somewhere" Alan Jackson and Jimmy Buffet

Talking out of turn...that's a paddlin'.
Looking out the window...that's a paddlin'.
Staring at my sandals...that's a paddlin'.
Paddlin' the school canoe...oh you better believe that's a paddlin'.
- Jasper "The Simpsons"

We are here to make coffee metal. We will make EVERYTHING metal! Blacker than the blackest black times infinity!
- Nathan Explosion "Metalocalypse"

I'm very well antiqued with the Seven Deadly Sins, I keep a busy schedule trying to fit them in.
I'm proud to be a glutton and I don't have time for sloth. I'm greedy and I'm angry and I don't care who I cross.
- "Mr. Bad Example" Warren Zevon

This is ludicrous! You forced me to touch her breasts! I'm innocent I tell you!
I wonder how many people are going to listen to your side of the story you sexual harasser.
...What?! Hang on, all the club members here are witnesses!
(shouts of agreement)
Then I'll tell everyone at school that you geeks all ganged up on her and fucked her!
- Computer Club President and Haruhi Suzumiya "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya"

Look, I never said my plan was well thought out, just that it was incredibly evil!
- Marik "Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series"

My journey begins with sword in the wind.
Stay thy hand, rest thy command.
For Odin's call was heard above them all,
Thy name shall never die!

Long shall we remember, he who walks the road of danger.
Master of revenge, death's no stranger.
Blood and death lived on his sword, the God of War his only lord.
Into the depths of Hell go all he fell!

Take thy shield, take thy sword, all thy weapons to the sky!
Ye shall need them when Odin bid thee rise.
For none but the brave shall rise up from the grave,
To see the Valkyries fly!
- "Hymn of the Immortal Warriors" Manowar

Anyway, NUTS ON THE TABLE!
Okay, so I put my nuts on the table, now what?
Then I do this! (SMASH)
Oh SWEET MOTHER OF NAZAREN!
Ha! You passed out! Now you gotta take a drink!
- Chumley's Father and Professor Banner "DarkSideIncorporated's Yu-Gi-Oh! GX Abridged"

Are you okay in there?
Yeah, I'm fan-fucking-tastic! Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here!
Oh really?! Can I come in too?
...I'm surrounded by idiots.
I thought you were surrounded by gumdrops and ice cream!
ARRRRGGGHHHHHHH!! I will not stand for this!! I will not be humiliated by a low class wretch!!
Awww, sounds like somebody's got an ice cream headache.
THAT'S IT!! EVERYONE DIES!! Say goodbye to your planet Kakarrot!
Well, that's not very nice.
OF COURSE NOT!! I'M FUCKING EVIL!!
-Goku and Vegeta "Dragonball Z Abridged"

Hello.
You fell like 40 stories!
And would you believe that at the bottom of those 40 stories was a crate full of marshmallows?
No.
And you'd be right.
So, how did you live?
Love.
Love?
Love.
Whose love?
Your love.
My love.
Mm-hmm.
What the hell are you talking about?
I don't really know. I hit my head pretty hard when I landed.
Do you remember the mission?
To ensure the survival of John Conner.
...Close enough.
-Bob and Steve "G4 Xplay"

Fallen soldiers taste the steel of death, the daylight's dawning.
Sun will shine upon the lives of burning Hearts of ice,
As you break through the boundaries of life, this feeling of despair,
And they die in their sleep for the world that will not care.
You feel lost in this labyrinth of pain, this sickening dismay.
There's a voice inside that's calling another wasted day.

Can't you see the history? The suffocating madness?
In the land of fallen souls there's nowhere left, no place to go.
I have traveled far and wide across this wasteland, still searching for the answers for the right to understand.

Burning fires, burning lives on the long distant road,
Through the lost mountains endless, so far away from home.
Warrior soldiers forever, we fought long ago.
We're all lost in the darkness so far away from home.
-"Soldiers of the Wasteland" DragonForce

Yeah, be prepared! We'll be prepared!...For what?
For the death of the king!
Why, is he sick?
No fool, we're going to kill him.
- Banzai and Scar "The Lion King"

This is an imaginary story...aren't they all?
- Alan Moore "Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?"

The problem is, the real world often sucks. - Steve Smith "American Dad"

Ride forever onwards, stare into the sun,
Where hopes and dreams are everlasting marching on and on.
Rise another day across the distant skies,
Where the dawn above the winter moonlight shines upon the fall of our lives.
-"Above the Winter Moonlight" DragonForce

I come from far beyond your reality.
The ocean of time, it's the odyssey of mine.
I am the narrator, and now I'll tell you,
Where I've been and what I saw and how it ends.
- "Somewhere Far Beyond" Blind Guardian

Oh let the sun beat down upon my face, stars to fill my dream.
I am a traveler of both time and space, to be where I have been.
- "Kashmir" Led Zeppelin

I walk these streets,
A loaded six string on my back.
I play for keeps, cuz I might not make it back.
I've been everywhere, still I'm standing tall,
I've seen a million faces and I've rocked them all!
-"Wanted Dead or Alive" Bon Jovi

As the great philosopher Sun Tzu said 'When you're done fucking your enemy, fuck him again.'
I took philosophy and Sun Tzu never said that.
I'm paraphrasing Lloyd.
- Ari and Lloyd "Entourage"

Little Hellsing chickee, we're coming to find you! Come on out and play little Hellsing, I promise it's going to be a lot of fun! We just want to torture you, kill you, maybe skull fuck your corpse a couple of times, burn the house to the ground and go home and masturbate. Okay?
-Jan Valentine "Hellsing"

Here's my idea for a fucking sport. I knock a ball in a gopher hole.
Oh, you mean like pool?
Fuck off pool! Not with a straight stick, but a little fucked-up stick! I whack a ball and it goes in a gopher hole.
Oh, you mean like croquet?
Fuck croquet! I put the hole hundreds of yards away!
Oh, like a bowling lane?
FUCK NO! I put shit in the way! Like trees, and bushes, and high grass! So you can lose your fucking ball and go whacking away with a fucking tire iron! Whacking away and each time you miss, you feel like you're gonna have a stroke! Fuck! That's what we'll call it! A stroke! Cuzevery time you miss you feel like you're gonna fucking die! Oh and here's a better part, oh fuck this brilliant! Right near the end, I'll put a flat piece witha little flag to give you fucking hope. But then I'll put a pool and a sandbox to fuck with your ball again! And you'll be there trashing your ass, whacking away in the sand!
And you do this one time?
FUCK NO! 18 FUCKING TIMES!
- Robin Williams "Scottish Golf"

A thousand babies could die in front of you and you wouldn't shed a tear. - A friend of mine about me and my lack of empathy

The perfect date knows when to shut up. We're not doing like a movie or dinner, none of that BS. We're going straight to Heaven. We'll do a little small talk, while we're, you know, getting onto action. Like, you know, 'What's your name?' 'How much is this costing me?' 'Are you gonna try to rip me off, cuz I've been ripped off before' 'I know where my wallet is, don't mess with it!'. Lordy Mama! Light my fuse, you know what I mean!
- Carl "Aqua Teen Hunger Force"

It's really one of those odd existential self-analysis questions. Essentially, would I fuck myself? Well the ego is willing even if the body isn't.
- Bruce Dickinson, Lead singer of Iron Maiden

I pledge my allegiance to all things dark and I promise on my damned soul to do as I am told.
For Beelzebub has never seen,
A Soldier quite like me.
Who not only does his job, but does it happily!
- "When You're Evil" Voltaire

Inside my heart is breaking, my make-up may be flaking, but my smile still stays on. - "The Show Must Go On" Queen

Surrender? Surrender?! You think this letter on my head stands for France?! - Captain America "The Ultimates"

I don't need no instructions to know how to rock! - Carl "Aqua Teen Hunger Force"

If I had a heart, this is where I'd be dying of laughter-Saix "Kingdom Hearts II"

You what I noticed? Nobody panics if things go 'according to plan'...even if the plan is horrifying. If tomorrow I told the press that like a gang-banger will get shot or a truck-load of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because 'it's all part of the plan.' But when I say that one little old mayor will die...WELL THEN EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MINDS!
- The Joker "The Dark Knight"

BASIC BIO

Name: The Magnificent Tim Fortune

Real Name: Wouldn't you like to know?

Age: Much too young to feel this damn old (23)

Location: A Forgotten Ball of Ice Near the Top of the World

Loves:
Being as politically incorrect as possible, comics, anime and manga, beer and liquor, music, art, literature, the theatre, kitties, winter, sleeping in, long morning bike rides along the beach, long walks at night, Science fiction, the supernatural, Metal, 80's rock, classic rock, country, classical music, musical theatre, singing, cigars (particularly Nicaraguan ones), doing nothing, writing, LEGOs, being a man, the night, Dr. Pepper, money, and feeling generally positive about everything

Extreme Hatred:
Political Correctness, being criticized in any way (constructive criticism is still criticism), heat, idiots, Democrats, getting up early, failure, depression, Diet anything, annoying people, Emos, sunburns, negative feelings, working, and stress

The greatest bands and musicians ever. Disagree and die. Each has their best song by the name. Give them a listen.
Queen - "Spread Your Wings"
Nightwish - "Ghost Love Score"
DragonForce - "Above the Winter Moonlight"
Trans-Siberian Orchestra - "There Was a Life"
David Bowie - "Starman"
The Beatles - "Strawberry Fields Forever"
Meat Loaf - "Rock and Roll Dreams Come Through"
Led Zeppelin - "Dyer Maker"
The Doors - "Touch Me"
Journey - "Wheel in the Sky"
Boston - "Piece of Mind"
Styx - "Fooling Yourself"
Jimmy Buffet - "Nautical Wheelers"
Toby Keith - "Wish I Didn't Know Now"
Brad Paisely - "Celebrity"
Andrew W.K. - "Long Live the Party"
Goo Goo Dolls - "Black Balloon"
The Rolling Stones - "Gimme Shelter"
The Who - "My Wife"
Bon Jovi - "Bad Medicine"
Poison - "Nothing But a Good Time"
Demons & Wizards - "Crimson King"
Iced Earth - "Gettysburg (1863) - High Water Mark"
Iron Maiden - "Can I Play With Madness?"
Dio - "Rainbow in the Dark"
Ozzy Osbourne - "Mama I'm Coming Home"
Elton John - "Someone Saved My Life Tonight"
Billy Joel - "The Entertainer"
Voltaire - "When You're Evil"
Eagles - "Hotel California"
KISS - "Crazy Crazy Nights"
Alice Cooper - "Poison"
Rush - "Limelight"
AC/DC - "Moneytalks"
Bad Company - "Shooting Star"
Van Halen - "Dreams"
Tenacious D - "Beelzeboss"
Johnny Cash - "Cocaine Blues"
Elvis - "I Can't Help Falling in Love With You"
Dethklok - "Bloodlines"
Blind Guardian - "Nightfall"
John Mellencamp - "I Need a Lover"
Thin Lizzy - "Roisin Dubh (Black Rose): A Rock Legend"
John Lennon - "Nobody Told Me"
Avantasia - "Angel of Babylon"
Within Temptation - "Angels"
Don Henley - "The Heart of the Matter"
Stratovarius - "Eagleheart"
Edguy - "Down to the Devil"
Aya Hirano - "Lost My Music"
Maggie Reilly - "Tears in the Rain"
Aerosmith - "Crazy"
The Black Mages - "Darkness and Starlight"
Rhapsody of Fire - "Emerald Sword"
Manowar - "Swords in the Wind"
Alestorm - "Captain Morgan's Revenge"
Sonata Arctica - "Kingdom for a Heart"
Majesty/Metalforce - "When the Valkyries Fly"
Cryonic Temple - "King of Transylvania"
Helloween - "A Tale That Wasn't Right"
Warren Zevon - "Mr. Bad Example"
Gary Moore - "Out in the Fields"
Ancient Bards - "The Birth of Evil"
Northern Kings - "Roisin Dubh (Black Rose): A Rock Legend"
Freedom Call - "Warriors"
Crystallion - "Sole Survivors in Ligny"
Olympos Mons - "Seven Seas"
Edenbridge - "Forever Shine On"
Gamma Ray - "Valley of the Kings"
Highland Glory - "This Promise I Swear"
Blackmore's Night - "Highland"
Power Quest - "Galaxies Unknown"
Falconer - "Enter the Glade"
Rainbow - "Black Masquerade"
Heather Dale - "Crashing Down"
Great Big Sea - "Straight to Hell"
Jonathan Coulton - "Code Monkey"
Fairyland - "A Soldier's Letter"
Scissor Sisters - "I Can't Decide"
Sabaton - "The Caroleans Prayer"
Bruce Springsteen - "Because the Night"

Favorite TV shows:
The Simpsons
American Dad
King of the Hill
Smallville
Entourage
Futurama
South Park
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Metalocalypse
The Venture Bros.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Blackadder
Archer
Ugly Americans
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Doctor Who
Game of Thrones
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (Which one doesn't quite fit Ha!)

Anime:
Azumanga Daioh, Bleach, Bludgeoning Angel Dokuro-chan, Code Geass, Death Note, Dragonball Z, Fullmetal Alchemist (First series and Brotherhood), Hellsing, The Legend of Black Heaven, Lucky Star, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Neon Genesis Evangelion, One Piece, Ouran High School Host Club, Romeo x Juliet, Shin Chan, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Trigun, and Yu-Gi-Oh!

Books:
I, Claudius by Robert Graves
The Timeline-191 series by Harry Turtledove
The Stand by Stephen King
Angels and Demons by Dan Brown
The Guns of the South by Harry Turtledove
Macbeth by William Shakespeare
Watchmen by Alan Moore
Batman: The Killing Joke by Alan Moore
The Dark Tower series by Stephen King
The Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling
The Thrawn Trilogy by Timothy Zahn
The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkein
Inferno by Dante
The Westing Game by Ellen Raskin
A Song of Ice and Fire series by George R.R. Martin
Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett

Games:
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice For All
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations
Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney
Miles Edgeworth: Ace Attorney Investigations
Final Fantasy I - X and XIII
Dissidia: Final Fantasy
Dissidia: 012 (Duodecim) Final Fantasy
Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII
Risk: Global Domination
Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep
Kingdom Hearts
Kingdom Hearts II
Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days
Brutal Legend
Simpsons Road Rage
Marvel Ultimate Alliance
Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2
Age of Empires II: The Conquerors expansion
Donkey Kong Country
Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest
Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble
Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe
Tropico
Pokemon: SoulSilver
Team Fortress 2
Marvel vs. Capcom 3: Fate of Two Worlds
Pokemon: Black
Sid Meier's Pirates

http://youtube.com/user/timfortune9

I was born on the day of Demyx
In the month of Xaldin
In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Axel, Demyx.
And I'm Marluxia Larxene years old.
You could also say I'm Demyx Roxas Xemnas years old.
My favorite number is Demyx, and my lucky number is Saix Larxene .

If you get it, put your own in your profile.

Well, it's good to see you, I must go, I know I look a fright.
Anyway, my eyes are not accustomed to this light.
And my shoes are not accustomed to this hard concrete,
So I must go back to my room and make my day complete.
- "Flowers on the Wall" Statler Brothers